Dr. Leonard Church

Do you know?

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

East life hack: rip off your toenails. It doesn’t hurt that bad .

[ragesharkbritain]

genuinely what the fuck was The Director thinking with the orbital strike? i understand the covenant war was going on but like. how the FUCK would he explain that shit? there is no way there weren't other UNSC ships in the area with fucking radar going "why did one of our ships just fire on the planet we are protecting?"

was he just sitting there with his thumb up his ass going "oOooOOoooh i'm The Director and i need to cover up that i'm stealing important UNSC research from the UNSC but i work for the UNSC so i'll just use my giant identifiable UNSC space ship to blow up a building after i take all the stuff i need out of it. whats that you say? the box i need was still on the roof? and the team of highly trained loyal soldiers i sent to retrieve it? the building i just shot with my orbital cannon? oopsie!"

anyway imagine the actual unsc command talking to literally any of the pfl guys and hearing "we were fighting insurrectionists to recover stolen research" and having to break the news of "my man YOU stole the research."

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

Alright tough guy how would YOU have done it

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

god i miss my wife so bad I've been staring at this picture of her for 11 hours i see it every time i blink now

[desparatenyan]

Sorry, little guy

Drawing the Director and Allison for the first time ever yay

About time, i suppose :>

Original meme:

[kruegerismymalewife]

Dear god

I need to have his children

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

Can somebody fix his fucking armor already

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

PEOPLE ONLINE ARE PRETENDING TO BE ME DON’T BELIEVE THEM THEY WANT MY BALMS BUT THEY WONT FUCKING GET THEM

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

Frankie is a little 2 year old. He likes to climb in vehicles.

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

Ugh, not this again. *rolls eyes* *spreads butt*

[diet-soap]

Are you READY to get FUCKED in the BUTT of LEGEND? Are you READY to get SLAPPED in the ASS of your WORLD?

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

I don’t care what the law says I NEED more genetically modified heavy cream

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

what do yall think the meta wouldve gotten up to if we just let it achieve "humanity"

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

imagine if it got a job. Hello we are the meta and we will be taking your order today

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

what do yall think the meta wouldve gotten up to if we just let it achieve "humanity"

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

Baby bomb vs coughing hydrogen

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

What the fuck do gerbils eat

[4lpha1ncarnate]

Marlboro red 100s

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

I just let him smoke and he started chewing off his own legs

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

What the fuck do gerbils eat

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

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