“Hello guys! My name is Andy, but those who know me from work may address me professionally. I work as a… uh… security guard for a big company!! Yeah. I’m glad to be meeting you all and making friends!”
//he’a originally an scp OC but anyone from anywhere are free to int!!!
"Well yes, of course it is. Many people at my church love me. I grew up with them. But.. they can be passive aggressive about my identity. Sometime's not so passive. Some of the older members say I shouldn't be allowed to participate in the eucharist which is hurtful. But, of course, I try to not let it get to me."
"I think they're pretty. Well, i also see it as a symbol of being free of that pain. Choosing to free myself from the cocoon of misery and pain and choosing to try and become a butterfly who is trying to fly free from the past hurt."
"Huh.. that's actually really deep, samuel. I see why you're part of that book club. You must be the best member there"
"Well, I listen to lots of things. Mainly mark makes me listen to classical but I personally enjoy Jazz"
"What is your favorite colour?
"Red and blue. Easy"
"When did you first realize you liked mark?"
"Uhm, It was around 2 years into us living together and he had finally settled into being a person and I realized I might have had a thing for him while he was doing laundry"
"What do you think of Samuel Perez?"
"Oh, him? He's a nice kid. He's only 24 so he's got a lot of energy. Mark seems to really enjoy his company. Even invited him over for dinner once. He's passionate but shy."
"What is your view on mark?"
"He's a nice guy. I know he doesn't look it with his serious expression but he just struggles. Trust me, he's very cute. Whenever I give him a kiss, he just melts and-"
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
“Yeah- I am one of his friends, more of a boss, though- I kinda had to pry his phone out from his hand, I don’t think he’s that willing as you think he is..”
//ok i rushed thjs because i meant to send it yesterday but fell asleep
“Boss? Wouldn’t that count as an invasion of privacy? I guess privacy isn’t of importance to many big companies anymore. That makes me curious… what does he do for a living?”
“It isnt an invasion of privacy if i live with him!- We share all the time.. i think.., he works as a guard here at the facility.. Kind of like you, but he's more in charge of things usually.“
“Living with you…? Sir, I don’t think this is a proper relationship between boss and employee… ahem, wouldn’t it be kind of a danger to have someone so- reckless be in charge?”
“Yeah- I am one of his friends, more of a boss, though- I kinda had to pry his phone out from his hand, I don’t think he’s that willing as you think he is..”
//ok i rushed thjs because i meant to send it yesterday but fell asleep
“Boss? Wouldn’t that count as an invasion of privacy? I guess privacy isn’t of importance to many big companies anymore. That makes me curious… what does he do for a living?”