Agent47Enthusiast

I uh like hitman and team fortress 2 HIIIIIII I use sfm sometimes so uh idk IF YOURE INTO HITMAN MOOT ME🩷🩷🩷

[agent47enthusiast]

I thought I needed an intro so uh here you go???😭

I am The Enthusiast :]

(I have this thing where I feel like I can't call myself a true fan unless I know every strange and cool fact about a game or character)

This account is mostly hitman content, but you will very occasionally see other things from media I like. those medias being:

Hitman (ofc)

Dishonored (franchise)

Team fortress 2

Fallout (4/nv)

The Stanley Parable

Gunpoint

Cult Of The Lamb

Portal (dualogy)

And perchance Buckshot Roulette

Uuuhhhh you can send me asks anytime ion currr I need asks so bad actually I need ideas to draw 😞😞😞

Guh idk how introductions work 😓

[agent47enthusiast]

He's going to exist

[agent47enthusiast]

I've had a vision

(random target lady): is this ham processed? I can't eat it if it's processed

47(posing as restaurant worker): . . . Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in His kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.

We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.

[agent47enthusiast]

Whhaaarrrr????

I totally didn't just draw the great agent 47 in a gimp mask.

Nooooo

Neveerrr, that wasn't meeee 🤭

[agent47enthusiast]

Lesbians in 2006

[ozimaniac]

Can you draw 47 in a dress maybe, pretty please with all the confections on top? Like a pretty dress with a slit in the side and heels? Maybe ? :⟩

47 in a dress & live Smith reaction!! (I always have to include him.)

[agent47enthusiast]

He's so mean in absolution it's so funny

[agent47enthusiast]

I have one more week before I go home and then TRUST I will lock in and make more art 💔💔💔

[lime-blaster]

ahh yes my favourite bald man

[agent47enthusiast]

Coughs on you really hard

47 canonically being a really good artist makes me really happy

[agent47enthusiast]

This is how I feel every time I get caught changing disguises

I want him so bad

[agent47enthusiast]

I'm finally getting back in my groove 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[agent47enthusiast]

im getting tomodachi life 2 on my birthday (soon) but for now im stuck coping with sinnermaker

[agent47enthusiast]

Even without a screen ao3 will be seen

[ozimaniac]

I mentioned this some time ago, but I think this deserves its own post.

One of my favorite Smith47 interactions happens in Hitman Contracts. It's a line that can be easily overlooked, but once you realise that it came from 47's subconscious.. it feels much more special.

It's the last thing that Smith says before he runs off.

"Yeah.. thank you. Listen, I- I hope we get to meet again under more favorable circumstances." and 47 replies with "Yes, that might seem possible to you."

This is already a sweet interaction, but Smith actually never said this in the original since this is a remake, which means that 47 made it up. It's something that he wanted to hear from Smith. He's projecting his own desire.. which is to meet Smith again "under more favorable circumstances".

Of course a remake wouldn't have the exact same dialogue as the original. However, Smith didn't have a reason to say this to someone he just met. (He also asked him "Who are you?" at the beginning.) This is why it stands out. In reality, 47 has met Smith many times by now and his mind conjured up the last part.

47's reply is important as well, because I think Smith represents that optimism and hope that 47 is missing. The chance that they get to meet in a less stressful environment seems low, but not impossible to Smith. (At least 47's version of Smith.. which is very cute.)

[agent47enthusiast]

[agent47enthusiast]

I'm remembering that song about how the guy really hates the other one, and he's just being petty and I'm reminded that absolution agent 47 is sooooo fucking petty😭

Like come on you cannot be this fucking petty wdym you make the guy dig his own grave cause his uncle or something stole your daughter 💔💔😭😭