Marvel Edit: Black Widow: Natalia Alianovna “Natasha” Romanoff
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Marvel Edit: Black Widow: Natalia Alianovna “Natasha” Romanoff
“I’m not the one that needs to watch their back.”
“you can date my friend, angry lesbian”
—𝑻𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏
1. "Alright, mister. I know you're the one who keeps hanging up mistletoe everywhere."
2. "Do you need help hanging up the Christmas lights?"
3. "Will you make a gingerbread house with me?"
4. "Excuse me—where is my Christmas kiss?"
5. "I made you some hot cocoa."
6. "It's snowing!"
7. "You look even more beautiful covered in snow."
8. "You didn't have to get me anything."
9. "I don't remember the last time I truly enjoyed Christmas."
10. "I wish you the happiest of happy Christmases."
11. "Did you decorate the tree without me? I can't believe this!"
12. "Go on, open it."
13. "I can't believe I just missed my flight."
14. "Would you like to put the star on the very top of the tree?"
15. "Did you spike the eggnog again?"
16. "I can't believe you're making snow angels at a time like this!"
17. "I don't mind that you didn't get me a present because you are my present."
18. "Merry Christmas, motherfuckers!"
19. "...well, there are worse ways my Christmas could've ended."
20. "I can't believe you did that to Santa..."
how about 103. “At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.” for samsharon please?
It had been exactly two months, three days and five hours since that old and wrinkled version of Steve Rogers showed up and passed the shield and all that came to it, to Sam Wilson. Two months, three days and five hours since Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes had become partners. And friends, depending on the day. It had been two months, three days and six hours since Sam had been done with Barnes and his antics. In all honesty, he had been done with the man ever since the first time he tried to kill him, sure he was brainwashed and all that but Sam was pretty sure cockiness couldn’t be blamed on the mental manipulation. And, as often happens when you get two people who are stubborn and bold and overall the same but refuse to acknowledge who similar they are, a third party was needed to keep them both at bay.
The lucky person on whom the task of making sure they didn’t kill each other fell onto was the one and only Sharon Carter. At first, she found it funny. It was like watching two siblings argue over who was mom’s favorite, then it became a bit tiring and a couple weeks ago or so the blonde hit her limit. Pepper suggested books on how to get kids to get along, Maria was more radical; she told Sharon she needed to make it clear she was the alpha dog and they had to listen to her. In the end, Sharon went with Bruce’s advice and joined him in his daily yoga and meditation routines. It turned out it really helped grow your patience and your ability to not give a shit about other’s people nonsense.
It wasn’t always bad. In fact, when it was just one of them it was almost pleasant. Especially when it was just she and Sam. He had a unique capacity to make her feel relaxed and at ease and his mere presence calmed her nerves - as long as Bucky wasn’t in the same room. Steve’s departure had been hard for everyone but Sam had taken upon himself to hide how much it saddened him. He had been trusted with keeping Captain America alive and that meant no time for mourning his friend’s loss or being angry for basically abandoning him after all the things he had done and risked for the man. As much as he had tried to hide it, Sharon had seen right through his facade. Not few were the times she had caught Sam staring at the shield with a mix of longing and fear in his eyes when he thought no one was watching.
In the short time that had followed Steve's departure, the trio had lived more adventures than were bound and that had made them grow closer. Laying on the couch of the one-room apartment the three of them have been staying in for the past week, hiding from some government agents, Sam and Sharon tried to pass the time while Bucky was sound asleep on the only bed.
”At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.” Sam said suddenly, eyes fixed on the ceiling. He was bored out of his mind.
“How about we play strip poker instead?” she suggested. Sam’s eyes lit up immediately.
“Now, that’s a plan.”
Sharon, Natasha, and Maria as modern day Disney Princesses.
Sharon Carter/Agent 13 Aesthetic
natsharon; natasha romanoff (black widow) x sharon carter (agent 13)
From the fangirl who brought you "Fake Family"...
Mutual Pining (For Found Family)
1. I think of you as my kid, but I know you're not my kid, and I don't know if you see me as a parental figure. So I'm going to try to play it cool, and hopefully you won't notice.
2. I see you as a sibling, but everyone says that you're in love with me, so I can't tell you that you're the best sibling I've ever had. (Bonus: A sees B as a sibling, but is afraid B is in love with them. B sees A as a sibling, but is afraid A is in love with them. Chaos ensues.)
3. I see you as a parent, but you actually had a kid, and that kid died, and I don't want you to think I'm trying to replace them. It's just, Father's Day/Mother's Day is right around the corner, and this mug would be perfect for you.
4. Everyone always asks if we're related, and we always say no, but I always want to say yes, because you're the closest thing I have to family.
5. I know you don't like to let people close, but you're like the aunt or uncle I never had, and you just had a horrible day, so I'm going to show up on your doorstep with hot chocolate and hope you don't get mad at me.
6. I don't have anyone to spend Christmas with, and your family throws a Christmas party every year. You invited me, and now I have to keep my poker face up so no one realizes that you're the only family I have.
7. I haven't let myself care about anyone since I lost my child, but you fell asleep on my couch, and I can't stop myself from draping a blanket over your shoulders, just like I would do for my child. And gosh, my chest is way too tight now.
8. Our group was hanging out, and you did something silly and got embarrassed by it, so without thinking, I blurted "We're all family here." Now everyone is staring at me, and I'm realizing I might be the only one to think of our group as family.
9. Everyone thinks I'm creepy, because I'm getting up in years but have recently bonded with our 20 year old employee. I promise, it isn't like that. You just remind me of my grandchild.
10. You agreed to stay with us while your house was being repaired, but now it's time for you to leave, and we're just not ready to not have you down the hall from us. But we can't ask you to stay... Right?
Person A: “My neighbour hates me.”
Person B: “Oh hun, I’m sure they jus-”
Person A: “No no, they genuinely hate me. This is their third assassination attempt this week.”
Person C: “….It’s a Monday.”
Person A: “Exactly.”
“Are we the bad guys here?”
“After all the shit we’ve pulled, I can tell you that we’re not the good guys.”
125. “(Name)?” - “Yeah?” - “I’m gonna kiss you now.” - “Okay.” for winter13 please
Sharon Carter hated this mission. She hated it with fervor. Usually, the detective was composed and professional but there was something about the agent the fbi had sent to watch help her with their latest case that unnerved the blonde. She claimed it was out of principle, she was a cop and therefore supposed to vehemently dislike anyone with the fbi logo plastered on their jackets. Her friend Maria was pretty sure what unnerved her was how she couldn’t stop thinking about that stupid grin that seemed to never leave Special Agent Barnes’ lips.
Whatever it was, ever since the charming Barnes - or Bucky how he liked to be called - had crossed the doors of her office her life had been complete chaos. And to make things better now she was forced - yes forced, because Fury had stated it had to be her and only her - to play family with Barnes.
It had all started when they found the mutilated corpses of a couple in their own home. The first thought had been that the robbers tortured the couple in hopes of getting the combination of the security box from them. That theory was quickly discarded upon finding the bedroom covered in rose petals. Almost as soon as she had finished introducing the data on the base, Barnes and Wilson were making their grand appearance. It turned out the fbi had been following a serial killer whose signature was leaving rose petals in the scene. He had never killed a couple before but they suspected the unsub was escalating on his modus operandi and violence. So, of course, they wanted to take the case. Luckily Fury managed to convince the pair to work together and that was when Sharon’s not so good, terrible, horrible time begun.
Everyone at the station seemed delighted by the presence of the two men. Charismatic, handsome, funny and intelligent it was hard not to like them. And that was the very same reason why Sharon couldn’t stand them. Sam wasn’t that bad, on good days she could almost tolerate him. But James walked around with that stupidly gorgeous smile and perfect hair like he owned the place. And if anyone owned the place that was her. She had spent the past four years winning these people over. It was unfair how easily they had replaced her for a new, prettier model.
At first, Sharon focused on the investigation. Long nights reading everything the fbi had, making calls to try to find where all those petals had come from, talking to the forensic team and basically doing anything possible to stay away from both agents. But then another couple had been found, this time the scene was even more gruesome than the last and it was evident that if they didn’t find the unsub soon the corpses would start piling up. Finding the link between the two wasn’t easy but it turned out both couples had recently signed up for birth classes. It turned out it was the same center the other victims had also attended. Only they had already given birth and that was why no one cared to investigate that further in time.
So the brainstorming began. They needed to approach the unsub without raising suspicions and going around asking questions would exactly do that. Someone suggested an undercover mission. Next thing Sharon knew was her name being tossed around. “She and Barnes would make a believable couple.” A different someone agreed. Fury nodded. She was screwed. When everyone left she tried to negotiate with Fury but he had that look on his face that said nothing could change his mind and all her efforts would be futile so, resigned, she pointed out her discomfort and left his office.
Barnes was waiting for her outside, leaning against a wall with his arms crossed over his chest and an amused smile tugging at the corners of his lips.
“You could have told me you weren’t on birth control, you know,” he teased, rushing to meet her step when she started walking.
“This isn’t funny,” she replied, shaking her head.
“Come on, babe, we are gonna have a baby, you should look happier.” The glance she sent him was enough to shut him up. Raising his hands in defeat, he finally got serious. “Okay, okay, you’re right. This isn’t funny. But if we are going to pretend to be a happy couple excited with the arrival of their first child you need to brighten up.”
As much as Sharon hated it he was right so she forced a smile to her face and stopped killing him in her mind. “Better?” He laughed softly and nodded.
The next days consisted of studying the couples and their routines and creating a fake life for them as similar as possible without it being painfully obvious. They needed to be the unsub’s type without being too much the unsub’s type. That’s the reason Sharon and James crossed the threshold to the center, hand in hand, and two matching smiles on their faces.
It took them one week and a close encounter with death to finally capture the unsub. The very next day, while Bucky was packing his stuff to head back to Quantico, Sharon knocked on the door of what had been his office the past days. Without further ado, she walked until their bodies were mere inches away. “James?”
“Yeah?”
“I’m gonna kiss you now.”
“Okay.”
Her lips crashed against his, hard, warm, passionate and soft all at once. Like an explosion on emotions and feelings that left Bucky dizzy and breathless. Just as it started it was over, though. And by the time he managed to recover all that was left of the blonde was a note with a place and a time written on it.
Top 15 MCU ladies as voted by my followers ✩ Sharon Carter (9/15)
↳ Like he said, Captain’s orders.
200 Prompts
Not sure if they were deleted completely from this site, but I will be re-uploading all my prompt lists from my old writing blog onto here.
1. “You said that I’d get to have you all weekend. Why can’t you just tell them you can’t go?” - “Because it’s my job, and it’s important.” - “And I’m not?”
2. “You should sleep.” - “I’m not human, therefore, I do not require sleep.”
3. “I will protect you with my life.”
4. “Please don’t let me fall.” - “Never.”
5. “You’ll catch me, right?” - “Always.”
6. “You broke me and now you expect me to follow you out onto the battlefield? No. The answer is no.”
7. “I told you that I’d never leave you; I’m not going anywhere.”
8. “You take me instead, do you hear me? Give her back and take me instead.”
9. “Wait, something doesn’t feel right.”
10. “Did you hear that?”
11. “I almost just died and now you’re telling me that I’m a prophet of God? Are you sure you have the right person?”
12. “Stay here and don’t move. I’ll be right back.”
13. “Look, I know you’re a hardass, but can you play with my hair? It would really help.”
14. “I don’t deserve you.”
15. “Don’t tell me you’re fine, I can see the blood!”
16. “I’m sorry, but…I don’t remember you.”
17. “I wish I’d never met you.” - “No…you don’t mean that.”
18. “You know I hear you talking, but I still don’t have my coffee.”
19. “Do you want to know the hardest thing about having a soulmate? It’s not the separation in the beginning, not the endless nights lying awake, hoping and praying that someone was made for you. It’s…it’s the love. It’s too strong, and you can’t fight it. I’ve tried. Believe me, I’ve tried…but I’m always going to love you. And I need you to know that.”
20. “You would risk the lives of millions for one person? Why?” - “Because it’s not just one life…it’s yours.”
21. “This might sound selfish, but I don’t care about the world - I only care about you!”
22. “Was I just an easy scapegoat to you? Is that it?”
23. “No! Stay away from me! Stay back!”
24. “You must be mistaken - I don’t know who you are.”
25. “I need to know that you can trust me. Please.”
26. “I have these…powers raging around inside me, and I have no clue how to control them.”
27. “I need your help.”
28. “Take one more step and I snap her pretty little neck.”
29. “This is real. You’re real, I’m real. I need you to come back to reality.”
30. “You’re really starting to scare me.”
31. “I’m here for your protection.” - “I don’t need protecting.”
32. “Can someone please explain to me, in small words, why I’m being assigned to this mission?”
33. “Keep your hands over your ears, do you hear me? Even when the noises stop. Don’t listen.”
34. “Close your eyes and keep them closed.”
35. “You shouldn’t have seen that.”
36. “I don’t want you here.”
37. “Follow me. It’s okay, just hold my hand.”
38. “Whatever you do, don’t make a sound.”
39. “Stop freaking out, I’ll be right back.”
40. “That’s for me to know and for you to…well, you know how the saying goes.”
41. “I know the signs…you can’t hide from me, (Name).”
42. “It’s okay to break.” - “I’m not going to break.”
43. “Do you believe in soulmates?” - “No.” - “Oh, well that’s a shame because I’m it. I’m your soulmate.”
44. “If you’re watching this then that means I’ve been taken.”
45. “You can hold my hand if you want.”
46. “As long as I get to hold your hand.”
47. “I will always choose you.”
48. “I can braid your hair for you…if you’d like.”
49. “Maybe if you actually stop staring at her and talk to her, you might have a chance.”
50. “Are you drunk?” - “Not nearly enough.”
51. “Are you trying to seduce me?” - “Depends. Are you seducible?”
52. “I thought I almost lost you.”
53. “I’ve been calling you. I left voicemails - where were you?”
54. “You and me against the world, remember?”
55. “I’ll come back for you.”
56. “Do you remember this? It’s the music box you got me when we were twelve.”
57. “Never trust a man that can dance.”
58. “We’re not alone.”
59. “There’s someone in the house.”
60. “Pay attention to me.”
61. “Were you drawing me?”
62. “It’s basic human instinct.”
63. “I’d rather be spitting blood.”
64. “You can sleep now. I’ll fight the bad dreams off if they come to get you.”
65. “I didn’t tell you that I love you because I wanted to hear it back. I told you because I needed you to know.”
66. “It doesn’t matter what I want.”
67. “You can’t have her and it’s killing you inside.”
68. “Let’s carve our initials into the tree.”
69. “When you touch me I feel a little less broken.”
70. “You look so much like her…”
71. “Let me help you.”
72. “Come on. Let’s get you into the bath.”
73. “How many did you take? Open your mouth, I need to see.”
74. “You need medicine.”
75. “I need you to keep pressure on the wound, okay?”
76. “You have to promise me that you won’t fall in love with me.”
77. “You smell nice.”
78. “I could hear you screaming. Are you okay?”
79. “Shh. I heard something.”
80. “Stop staring at me like that.”
81. “I can never forget that taste.”
82. “I was made to destroy. Not to fix, but to break.”
83. “If you want me, come and get me, motherfuckers.”
84. “I see the spark in you. It’s amazing. Whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.”
85. “If you need an emergency extraction just text SOS and I’ll send armed backup.”
86. “Just a few…more…lines…” - “You’ve been at it all night. Take a break.”
87. “Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.”
88. “I know how this goes. First you buy me a drink, then you tell me how pretty I look, and then, at the end of the night, you ask for my number.”
89. “It’s been a while. You’re not coming back, are you?”
90. “He is very dreamy, but he is not the sun. You are.”
91. “I only ever thought there were two kinds of love: The kind you would kill for, and the kind you would die for…but you, my darling, you were the kind of love I would live for.”
92. “Breathe with me, yeah? Come on. Breathe. You got it - there you go.”
93. “Losing you was the most unbearable pain I’ve ever felt.”
94. “I want you. All of you, and not just half-heartedly, wholly. And maybe that’s selfish, but I don’t care.”
95. “Loving you has never been so easy.”
96. “There are shooting stars in your eyes, and every time I look at you, I make a wish to be able to kiss you one last time.”
97. “I’m drunk and I hate everything. Everything except you.”
98. “Can you just…hold me? Just for tonight.”
99. “You have yourself wrapped in thorns, and then you hate everyone who tries to touch you.”
100. “Put the knife down…I’m not going to hurt you.”
101. “(Name), please…you’re scaring me.”
102. “You don’t have to do this.”
103. “At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.”
104. “You loved her…that’s not a weakness, that’s a virtue.”
105. “Love is never kind; love is confusion and pain and abandonment. It’s every single nightmare your mind has been plagued by. And, yes, it can unmake you in ways you never thought were possible, but love - it will remind you what it’s like to be human.”
106. “I’m right here. I’ve been here all along, but you still can’t see me.”
107. “The way he watches you…like he’s ready to take a bullet for you.” - “Is that a bad thing?”
108. “And I love, I love, I love you.”
109. “I don’t think I ever want to be parted from you. I don’t think my heart could take it.”
110. “You’re such a needy baby.”
111. “You have bewitched me; body and soul.”
112. “I worship you.”
113. “I am begging on my knees. Please, don’t do this.”
114. “I don’t think you know how to love.”
115. “It’s torture, being human. Sometimes I wish I could just turn it off. Turn it all off.”
116. “You don’t have to carry the weight of the world all by yourself, you know?”
117. “I’m all yours.” - “Really?”
118. “I know I can be pretty dense, but you’re giving me some…pretty big signals here, and I don’t know if I’m reading them right but…I hope I’m somewhere along the right track.”
119. “Just one moment…” - “What are you doing?” - “Well, I suppose I’m going to kiss you. I hope that’s alright.”
120. “You’re a woman, that alone makes you magic.”
121. “What if we’re the only ones left?”
122. “Sorry, I didn’t hear a word you just said.”
123. “You have my word. You have all my words.”
124. “Be nice.” - “Always.”
125. “(Name)?” - “Yeah?” - “I’m gonna kiss you now.” - “Okay.”
126. “Just stay. We can figure everything else out later. Right now, just stay.”
127. “My hands are not clean, and maybe they never will be, but they can still carry you home when you’re ready to sleep.”
128. “We’re a mess, you and I.”
129. “Stop looking at me with pity in your eyes. Stop it. Stop fucking looking at me like that.”
130. “It won’t be easy, you know…trying to love me.”
131. “You took advantage of me when all I did was help you.”
132. “What good will come from killing them? Revenge and vengeance are very different things, you need to understand that.”
133. “Take my gun, I don’t want to hurt you.” - “You won’t hurt me.” - “Please. Just take it.”
134. “Bah-Humbug.”
135. “You want to run away? On the night of our wedding?”
136. “You’re upset.” - “I’m not.” - “I know that face. That’s your I’m-upset-with-you face. And your eyebrows - they get really expressive when you’re mad.”
137. “Truth is, I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
138. “Do you love me? If you do, then you need to do this for me.”
139. “Stop staring.” - “I’m not.” - “Oh, sure you aren’t.”
140. “I have a hole…in my side.” - “I’m sorry, what?” - “I was shot.”
141. “I didn’t want you to panic and now you’re panicking which is making me panic and-”
142. “You should talk to her.” - “And have her hear me? No thank you.”
143. “You really don’t know how to talk to women, do you?”
144. “You already know how this one will end.”
145. “I trust you completely.”
146. “I prefer the view from up there.”
147. “I’m not sure how many coffees it takes to be happy, but so far, it’s not twelve.”
148. “I’m so proud of you.”
149. “Away you three inch fool.”
150. “You will be the end of me.”
151. “I will give you the sun.”
152. “You are safe. I won’t let them hurt you.”
153. “I want you to go upstairs and lock the door, okay? Don’t come out until I tell you to.”
154. “I’m a fallen angel.”
155. “I just fell out of an airplane without a parachute and I have no idea how I survived.”
156. “He stares at you every time you look away.”
157. “Shut the hell your mouth.”
158. “Well butter my buns and call me betty crocker.”
159. “Meeting you was the best coincidence life ever gave me.”
160. “You make my heart happy.”
161. “Tell me a lie.” - “I love you.”
162. “They told me you died. And I screamed. I screamed until my lungs hurt too much to continue.”
163. “I’m not sure what peace is supposed to feel like, but I think it may feel a lot like you.”
164. “To keep you safe, I would do anything.”
165. “I deserved a better goodbye.”
166. “I’ll take care of you.” - “It’s rotten work.” - “Not to me. Not if it’s you.”
167. “You’ve suffered through enough.”
168. “Don’t get too close to that one, she’ll singe your fingertips and have you on your knees.”
169. “He was my almost.”
170. “Go ahead. Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.”
171. “Did you have another blackout?”
172. “I think we’d make this a fair fight if we each had a gun. Don’t you agree, boys?”
173. “You think you gave me some sort of gift? You took a messed up girl and turned her into a broken woman.”
174. “I don’t owe you a damn thing.”
175. “Star gazing. That’s your thing? Seriously?”
176. “You don’t know when to stop, do you?”
177. “You’re a coward, (Name)! You hide away this entirely different part to yourself all because you’re afraid that someone might get close to you! You’re afraid that someone might just care about you more than you think you deserve. That - that isn’t fair.”
178. “Don’t do it. If you attack now, then I won’t be able to keep you safe.”
179. “I can’t believe you’re alive!”
180. “Heaven just couldn’t wait for you…”
181. “Higher, further, faster, baby.”
182. “It’s my fault.”
183. “You got a minute to live, fill it with words.”
184. “We’ll lose.” - “Then we’ll do that together too.”
185. “I don’t want to hurt you.” - “I’d like to see you try.”
186. “I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.”
187. “I know I kissed you before, but I didn’t do it right. Can I try again?”
188. “I would die before I let anything happen to you.”
189. “You have my heart. I don’t think I could get it back even if I wanted to.”
190. “I think I may be slightly more drunk than I thought.”
191. “You are love in its best form.”
192. “I don’t regret every second with you, I treasure them”
193. “My universe is you.”
194. “Here, let me hold that for you.”
195. “I read once that holding your breath can stop a panic attack so…when I kissed you…you held your breath.”
196. “Let. Her. Go.”
197. “Did you just call me your boyfriend/girlfriend?”
198. “We were meant for each other.”
199. “Why not be angry? Anger is better than tears, better than grief, better than the guilt.”
200. “He loves you, you know? He’s just afraid of admitting it.”
One Word Writing Prompts
Send me a number 1 thru 50 for a word that I’ll use to write either a headcanon, drabble, or starter. Send 🌀 for a random number instead.
01. — first 02. — kiss 03. — final 04. — numb 05. — broken 06. — wings 07. — melody 08. — rules 09. — chocolate 10. — nostalgia 11. — heartbeat 12. — stranger 13. — confusion 14. — bitter 15. — afterlife 16. — daybreak 17. — audience 18. — endless 19. — fireworks 20. — wishing 21. — birthday 22. — tomorrow 23. — oppression 24. — agony 25. — return 26. — protection 27. — boxes 28. — hope 29. — preparation 30. — beautiful 31. — lies 32. — underneath 33. — hide 34. — diary 35. — unforeseen 36. — conditional 37. — gone 38. — clear 39. — heartache 40. — wired 41. — insanity 42. — foolish 43. — words 44. — study 45. — love 46. — skies 47. — stars 48. — lucky 49. — shake 50. — punctual
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so i have been considering going back to writing and i would love some prompts to get started. i ship almost anything so don't be afraid to ask what you desire!