i'd say we're pretty fucked.

call me haku | they / he freelancer fucker perpetually stuck in the chorus trilogy

[agentchorus]

nice

[nuclearangelics]

the real reason wash lost it with epsilon in his head

[agentchorus]

cannot believe i’m back on my rvb bullshit again in 2022. i’ve had this blog since 2016 and i’ve come back to it countless times after thinking i’ve abandonned it for good (yet here we are). anyway not much has changed i’m still in love with the chorus trilogy and the freelancers are my children that i’m going to project every trope and headcanon onto

[agentchorus]

currently obsessed with the thought that wash subconsciously does that upward-chin-tilt-looking-down-his-nose thing while arguing and it makes him look like he’s consciously trying to be condescending and it pisses everyone off even when they’re one of the few who knows he doesn’t do it on purpose

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

I love chucker but I dont think anyone talks about how potentially tragic it is enough bc like.... technically Church never got to see tucker again after leaving blood gulch, sure there was Epsilon but the original church died

Just imagine alpha running off to his death and thinking about how he never got to see Tucker again

[wildwestenra-deactivated2024090]

I love the “making memes for theoretical seasons” thing that popped up. So here are mine! I’ve got a whole Simmons centric season stored in my head so have memes I made based off it. Inspired by @jaxbeetle and @texas-hates-taxes-too !

[avokkun-deactivated20220926]

[mud-ghost-deactivated20210430]

good red vs blue things

heegakergerk = possession

omalley’s evil plot to make them overpay for medical care by $20

the warthog music

herk bleh = dead

*literally anything at all happens* well i guess this must be because of time travel

lopez’s character is kind of like “what if alfred actively wanted batman dead and also he is a decapitated robot head”

[madelineireland]

..°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ its the donut man ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆..

[agentchorus]

hi everyone it’s 2021 and the chorus trilogy ended 6 years ago but i’m here to say that i’m still in love with antoine bitters

[agentchorus]

are you really in the rvb tumblr fandom if you don’t disappear for months on end then randomly show back up with shitpost as if you were never gone?

[agentchorus]

case in point, it’s been 8 months since this post and i’m back to do this againnnn

[powerfulpomegranate]

some blue team scribbles

ugh colors i give up

[vashstash]

hmm uhhhhh yeah where can I go to subscribe to that magazine Tucker be reading

I’m sorry but the content you’re looking for seems to be [REDACTED]

[vaulthunted]

theta and caboose would be such good friends..

[aliteralchicken]

au where when Wash was going back in time he tries to convince everybody that he is from the future:

no one believes him because its 'past Wash' and eventually he gets so mad he just starts casually slipping in facts about the near future

They always play out how he said they would (York and North are convinced he's got an AI with 'Oracle' abilities but never fully believe him about the time travel)

Towards the end of his time travel mission he just gets less and less concerned about messing with the timeline with 'spoilers', the triplets once walked past him and swear of their lives they heard him say 'wow, now I feel better about killing her' when South insulted him.

York once joked that Texas was immortal and Wash just replied with 'she gets killed by sim trooper who speaks entirely in gay inuendos' in a completely monotone voice and ,despite any previous doubts he had, York is 100% convinced Wash wasn't lying about that part

[jaxbeetle]

[cerealmonster15]

no offense but this part makes me CRY

also….

love ur character development, D :”)))))))))))