here in the museum of idiots 🪵

chop me up into pieces if it pleases if it pleases

[nat-20s]

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

[nonasuch]

oh shit i almost missed it!

[idiopathicsmile]

i don't really mean this as criticism but every They Might Be Giants song i've ever heard all share this same ultra particular vibe i can only describe as "this sounds like something a programmer started spontaneously singing around the house at like two in the morning because he was trying to annoy his girlfriend's cat"

[cornedbeefhashtags]

WAIT A SECOND

[moss-wizard]

Real ones remember.

[carys-the-ninth]

the blessed Julian of Norwich didn’t refer to 30 as her ‘youth’ in the goddamn 14th century for y’all to talk about your 20s like you are one step from the grave

[yogi-bogey-box]

This woman wants you to just LIVE YOUR LIFE!

[darlingillustrations]

You've Got Game ♡ New Mallard Duck art for my Affectionate Animal Series.

This design will launch in my shop on February 1st.

[scatterghosts-deactivated202411]

This Year by The Mountain Goats // Dishes in the Sink by David Showalter

[mellifexfarm]

scrumbling her

[thegettingbyii]

pez dorado // the mountain goats

[phantomrose96]

Brainless twitter discourse is so much more dreadful to me than even peak-era tumblr discourse because in its heyday tumblr discourse was almost exclusively written by 15 year olds who were naturally myopic, reactionary, reductive, and angry due to the condition of being 15. On twitter you find exactly this same kind of brainless behavior but with a 50% chance it was written by a 28-year-old with a masters degrees

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[anarchy-is-a-social-construct]

Happy 14th birthday none pizza with left beef

[peraspxra]

Happy 15th none pizza with left beef… they sure do grow up so fast

[klefable]

[monasticmaestoso]

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

[wambsgender]

she ouro on my boros till she ouro on my boros till she ouro on my b

[saint-batrick]

[handweavers]

Me

[coughloop]

piranha plant?

[coughloop]

[gender-luster]

i think this pretty much sums it up.

i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to

[werewolf-transgenderism]

he knitted his own halloween sweater everyone say you're proud of him 🎃🍂🍁🐸

[high-unicorn-tolerance-deactiva]

i do not think that he stopped