I made these as a present for my sister: Hijinks from the cats we adopted years ago. Some of them are a little in-jokey but I bet any cat owner has seen at least a few of these!
Happy holidays!
One Nice Bug Per Day
Noah Kahan

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@agentdavidwash-blog
I made these as a present for my sister: Hijinks from the cats we adopted years ago. Some of them are a little in-jokey but I bet any cat owner has seen at least a few of these!
Happy holidays!
The Sabertooth.
Oh, that’s a nice name. Washington may just be staring at the giant kitty.
Don't worry. She's friendly. Only time she gets aggressive is when she feels threatened. Oh, and her name is Sheila.
Washington looked confused, which animal is Sheila? The raptor or the giant kitty?
“… … …” He took a deep breath and looked away for a moment. “P-Please…” Wow, he almost sounded like he was begging. “Listen, I… I can’t… Fucking live without this thing, alright? I can’t. I’m useless without it… So… Please, help me get it back.” ((Sorry if I resend this but the latest Tumblr Update is doing WEIRD shit to my older threads. Hope you'll understand.))
“…..what is it?” Washington sighed, he feels like this is a dumb idea but he’s went along with many dumb ideas.
*GIVES WASHINGTON A PET SABERTOOTH*
“……..why are people giving me animals?” Washington wants to pet the giant kitty but the sabertooth doesn’t look happy to be here.
-gives you pet Raptor-
“What?……WHY IS THERE A RAPTOR IN MY ROOM?!” Totally manly screeching.
[ TEXT: ] hey how mad would you be if I said I stole your car?
[Text] Enough to send Xbox One nudes.
That’s a lie, he’s not going to send Locus nudes on purpose. Unless Felix really does piss him off.
[Text] You sure you’re tall enough to do that trashcan? [Text] I’m not letting you out of those cuffs until I get my car back so I know whether or not I have to break your limbs.
[ TEXT: ] im tall enough to bite your dick off fuckhead
[ TEXT: ] well whoop-dee-doo you dont get your car until im out of these
[Text] Well have fun asshole [Text] I’m off to get my car and exchange it.
Tracking devices are the best, he was actually following that the whole time. Sorry Felix but the cops are going to say hi!
[ TEXT: ] i have your keys dipshit.
Poor Felix. Can’t get a break. That’s what you get for stealing someone’s car.
[Text] You stupid motherfucker I have spares.
You deserve it trashcan <3
made some same old laminate charms like last time bc idk reasons I guess
then did a sticker print trial run
just testing right now
but now I got a page of laminated charm idiots and a page of sticker idiots and idk what to do with them so I might as well give them away
think of this as the lower quality mini giveaway preceding the larger giveaway or what even is happening that may or may not happen in the future but we don’t know how far in the future because damn drawing thirty more tiny space marines is hard work and I’m still figuring out this acrylic situation out and also I don’t really have a ton of funds things need work basically
sorry about the limited character count, it was mainly a test sheet and I wanted to see what the new ones would look like printed
anyway yeah
there will be 9 winners to this giveaway, each winner will get
1 charm
2 stickers
how to be eligible:
reblog and tag with the character name of the charm you want
please tag only one character per reblog as each single reblog is a single entry into a single pool (i realize this can get messy but sorry about that OTL)
how it will work
entrants will be separated into separate pools based on what character they put as their preference
each pool will then have their own individual random number generator to generate a winner
characters with multiple charms available will have those number of individual winners generated (eg there are 2 sharkface charms, so the sharkface entry pool will have two numbers/two winners generated)
stickers are random and arbitrary sorry
rules and other guidelines
no pose preference guarantee
you can only win once
only reblogs count - likes are fine and swell, but I’m not looking at them as tickets
you can reblog as many times as you want, each reblog would be a separate entry
you may also tag the sticker you want. I can’t guarantee you’ll get it bc limited number, but it will give me some direction in terms of arbitrary sticker assignment
if you are reblogging to a side blog please tag your main blog in the tags or let me know via tag what your main is so I attribute the blogs correctly and so nobody wins twice when I said that can’t happen
you do not have to follow me (though it would make it easier when i announce winners etc)
i will be messaging you to inform you that you have won - please have your ask boxes open - also be aware redgraveconspiracy is not my main blog: you will be messaged by a different url (it’s philipplahmtastic jsyk in case ppl that are not me try to fish for personal info)
you must be okay with giving me your mailing address or a mailing address that you are reasonably sure will reach you
no regional restrictions, i’ll mail where they need to go (I have mailed as far as australia in the past)
Giveaway ends August 5 2015 at 11:59:59pm EST (GMT-5)
Questions or concerns? please inform me as quickly as possible so I may be able to answer your inquiries to the best of my ability as soon as I am able.
[ TEXT: ] hey how mad would you be if I said I stole your car?
[Text] Enough to send Xbox One nudes.
That’s a lie, he’s not going to send Locus nudes on purpose. Unless Felix really does piss him off.
[Text] You sure you’re tall enough to do that trashcan? [Text] I’m not letting you out of those cuffs until I get my car back so I know whether or not I have to break your limbs.
[ TEXT: ] im tall enough to bite your dick off fuckhead
[ TEXT: ] well whoop-dee-doo you dont get your car until im out of these
[Text] Well have fun asshole [Text] I’m off to get my car and exchange it.
Tracking devices are the best, he was actually following that the whole time. Sorry Felix but the cops are going to say hi!
FUCK YOU (late to the party whoops)
[ FITE ME ]
(I will fite you tiny smol!)
[ TEXT: ] hey how mad would you be if I said I stole your car?
[Text] Enough to send Xbox One nudes.
That’s a lie, he’s not going to send Locus nudes on purpose. Unless Felix really does piss him off.
[Text] You sure you’re tall enough to do that trashcan? [Text] I’m not letting you out of those cuffs until I get my car back so I know whether or not I have to break your limbs.
[ TEXT: ] hey how mad would you be if I said I stole your car?
[Text] Enough to send Xbox One nudes.
That’s a lie, he’s not going to send Locus nudes on purpose. Unless Felix really does piss him off.
[Text] Hold the fuck on. [Text] I’m finishing sending these then I’ll get your stupid ass. A few minutes later [Text] On the way and if my car so much as has a scratch I’m breaking your legs.
[ TEXT: ] fuck you
[ TEXT: ] the car is fine asshole its just not… here
[ TEXT: ] but ive got the keys so its all good
[Text] Where’s my car? [Text] Am I going to have to sleep with your boyfriend again to get you to leave my stuff alone?
[ TEXT: ] hey how mad would you be if I said I stole your car?
[Text] Enough to send Xbox One nudes.
That’s a lie, he’s not going to send Locus nudes on purpose. Unless Felix really does piss him off.
[Text] Hold the fuck on. [Text] I’m finishing sending these then I’ll get your stupid ass. A few minutes later [Text] On the way and if my car so much as has a scratch I’m breaking your legs.
[ TEXT: ] hey how mad would you be if I said I stole your car?
[Text] Enough to send Xbox One nudes.
That’s a lie, he’s not going to send Locus nudes on purpose. Unless Felix really does piss him off.
[ TEXT: ] alright well see I stole your car but I got arrested and…..
[ TEXT: ] I may or may not have jumped out of the cop car and I may or may not currently be in handcuffs at a gas station can you come pick me up
[Text] Will did you stop to think on the fact THAT I NO LONGER HAVE A FUCKING CAR TO GO GET YOUR STUPID ASS. [Text] FUCK YOU I’M SENDING YOUR BOYFRIEND NUDES
Whoops it’s happening.
[ TEXT: ] hey how mad would you be if I said I stole your car?
[Text] Enough to send Xbox One nudes.
That’s a lie, he’s not going to send Locus nudes on purpose. Unless Felix really does piss him off.
On the bright side…
my take on agent wish-wash