Rat King 👑

He/him 24

[yuriwinged]

the “omg they messaged me!” to “why do they hate me?” to “omg they messaged me!” pipeline

[ivynightshade]

fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s ‘i am an observer, but not by choice.’

[text id: my fist has always been clenched around the handle of an invisible suitcase. / i am always ready to leave. / there is not a single room in this world where i belong.]

[agentdemi]

Akatsuki gift exchange!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43917219

My @akatsuki-gift-exchange for @eat0crow! I’m sorry it took so long to post, I gave a bit of an explanation in the authors note but I truly hope you enjoy! This was a blast to write!

[atomichush]

I had the joy of getting @agentdemi for the @akatsuki-gift-exchange this year!

I tried to make them both as badass as possible since that’s what a girl boss is to me!

Hope you enjoy it!!!

[agentdemi]

Thank you so much for this, it's great and they both look so cool! 😁

[notsowittywriter]

New graffiti in Norwich!

[andatsea]

Unborn.

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[andatsea]

Briefly.

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[andatsea]

Stars in a box, hands to glass.

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[everydaylouie]

MR MIME HAS DODGEBALL SHOULDERS

[neil-gaiman]

Surely Gail Simone, noted Anglophile and advocate of the British Tea Method, would tell you that Brits call whipped cream "squirty cream".

No, we call squirty cream in a can squirty cream. Whipped cream is something completely different. It comes about when two people love each other very much*, they buy a carton of whipping cream, add an optional pinch of granulated sugar to it, and then whisk it until it's thick and snowy. Then they pour it on strawberries and stare into each other's eyes while they eat it.

The squirty stuff in cans is nominally a cream, I suppose, but lacks the romance and the flavour.

(*Also applies for more than two people, or less than two people. But not less than one person.)

[weaver-z]

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

[notmycatsname]

[polyglotplatypus]

my partner tends to sleep for about 9-11 hours every night else they get grumpy and tired, while i usually only sleep for about 5-7 hours, which makes for some cute moments in the morning

[dana-cz]

Somebody asked Maggie on her live signing last night to say the line from the UNO video and well…

[andatsea]

As birds do: sail, sail.

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[andatsea]

Second Sundays.

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[pancakeke]

choose your weapon

[cornbread-but-cringey]

the fact that the wii remote nunchucks don’t actually include any wii nunchucks is disappointing.

[image description: four images of weapons made out of nintendo controllers and a gamecube, arranged in two rows and two collums. from left to right, top to bottom, they are: nunchucks made from wii remotes, a mace with the heavy end being a gamecube, a mallet with the heavy end being a wii u gamepad, and two n64 controllers made into two of the same weapon that i can’t identify ‘cause i don’t know anything about weapons. /end description]

[screnwriter-old-deactivated2021]

“i love all my ocs” i say as they haven’t experienced a day of happiness in months

[screnwriter-old-deactivated2021]

“i love all my ocs” i say as i project all my trauma onto them

[fangirlforever-15]

“i love all my ocs” i say as i make them go through things i never experienced and wouldn't last an hour in

[thatcharismaticwriter]

"i love all my ocs" i say as i sit back, relax and watch them suffer in unimaginable pain that i know they wont survive in

[decseptapril]

"i love all my ocs" i say as i kill one of them in front of another just after i make them finally confessed their love to each other

[goldenzingy46butwriteblr]

“i love all my ocs” i say as i give them a single day of happiness to give them hope so i can bring it all crashing down again

[whotooklortan]

"i love all my ocs" i say as i keep ripping them from all they have ever known and separating them from loved ones