Eight's cool blog.

I reblog posts that are Eight approved. This is also an alt account of @askmorechara. Wow. It's also an RP blog.

[your-fave-hates-ai]

agent 8 from Splatoon

Agent 8 (Splatoon) HATES AI!

[agenteightreal]

The AI tried to kill me in a blender of course I hate them. like... it's not a question I hate AI.

[agenteightreal]

the best part of big run is when some random Slammin' Lid shows up outside your window and just gives you some cash out of nowhere. This has happened three times now why do they keep showing up.

[agenteightreal]

Been a while!

I've been busy doing some troubleshooting in the memverse and yeah, the little guy in there is still kicking. I forgot how it felt to be in there, it's tingly.

Anyway, I'm starting to get to work on what I'm calling the "metro project". I'll give more details later on.

[agenteightreal]

Is anybody else noticing the graffiti on gGrizzco buildings? Like, the new graffiti. I hate Grizzco as much as anybody but uh... this is hate speech.

[askmorechara]

Every part of my life just makes me feel like

(Joking obviously, I am miserable but I'm not going to kill myself)

[friskcharadetector]

yeah, that's my main account, and In case it's not obvious I'm taking a break. Be back whenever.

[agenteightreal]

same deal here.

[agenteightreal]

sometimes I wonder if my family remembers me. If anybody misses me. Deserting the Octarian army was the best decision I've ever made, but I still have doubts sometimes.

[agenteightreal]

do any of you ever open a locker, fight somebody in your mind, get a toothpick, and then lose your mind over it? ...no? Just me?

[agenteightreal]

is there anything more electrifyingly stressful then when you're at the Clamptheater and a kid comes up from behind and unironicly asks "You got games on yo phone?"

[agenteightreal]

Hey, been a while since I posted, I did get ambushed by a few snipers who were still down in the metro. So... I'm currently posting from the E.R. since the ink pierced my skin.

[agenteightreal]

Camping out in the metro. I've brought a few headsets down to help anyone who's sanitized. I'm hoping I don't get ambushed...

[agenteightreal]

my bad. In hindsight, I probably should have double-checked to see if I was right. Shuck grizzco.

[agenteightreal]

I am going to splat myself.

[agenteightreal]

...I found a room. Every bit of data Tartar's ever collected on inkfish is stored here. I was right, it wants to kill salmonids too. But what's more worrying... is that it's developing a new blend of sanitizer that I think can move...

[agenteightreal]

...it's more welcoming down here than I remembered. The blue glow that the sanitizer gives off is almost comforting... what am I saying? I haven't seen a single other inkfish down here, I know I'm not sanitized. At least C.Q. shouldn't be much of an issue this time.

But I'm starting to not want to go back above ground. I'm a bit afraid of that.

[agenteightreal]

I've never felt more afraid. Going BACK into the metro is by far the dumbest decision I've ever made. None of the other agents are going down with me. I might not make it out, but I've scrapped this phone once, and I'll do it again.

If any of you see a sanitized octoling with a set of dualies, put me out of my misery. Thanks.

[agenteightreal]

is anybody else concerned that sightings of the phone have gone up? If you see it please tell somebody, it's incredibly dangerous.

[ammo-knights-official-deactivat]

will sheldon ever Esplode

Like to make Sheldon esplode. Reblog to make Sheldon esplode.

[agenteightreal]

he gonna esplode.