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says "what could possibly go wrong" so the guy editing my life into a sitcom can use that to jump-cut to a shot of everything going wrong

#unreality #maybe #just in case #tv reality tag

apolladay

When is the last time you visited a public library?

Within the past week

Within the past month

Within the past year

Haven't been in at least a year

Haven't been in years (what's wrong with you, go to the library bro)

I haven't been in person in a long time but I use their eBooks

Secret cheat code: I work in a public library

When is the last time you visited a public library?

Within the past week

Within the past month

Within the past year

Haven't been in at least a year

Haven't been in years (what's wrong with you, go to the library bro)

I haven't been in person in a long time but I use their eBooks

Secret cheat code: I work in a public library

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

#tuesday!#because my wifi was out. but still #i try to go once a week at least. though i never actually check anything out

the bad kidsssss

Yeah

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

little warm up drawing from last night

selfshipstation

Found a 44-year-old self shipper on Instagram. Took off a weight I didn’t even know was holding me down.

themrswallace

31 year old right here! Never too late to ship yourself with a fictional cutie

langernameohnebedeutung

out of touch liv

#happy out of touch liv thursday

questions-about-blorbos

Which of these is your Blorbo?

A losing dog

The one who bets on the losing dog

Voting ended onJul 16

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#riverposting #i think he's a bit of both #the real losing dog is lamb. and river follows him #but river himself is a losing dog as well

thequietedge

📍Istanbul, October 2025

📷 Fujifilm X-T5 / XC15-45mm

afcroyjamie

wheeloffortune-design

sometimes a friend comes by to drop something and says "yeah after that i'm off to a puzzle warehouse" and you have no choice but to leave your depression spiral, get dressed, and follow that friend to the middle of nowhere to see the puzzle warehouse

there's two floors.

agentgreenbean

[image id: the "are you ok", "i'm fine" meme. the autocomplete box above "fine" says,

"i'm sorry. you should take some credit for who i've become. so, let me tell you how i turned out, just so you're crystal clear on your impact. i am not well-adjusted. more often than not, I am barely keeping it together. i'm constantly texting, and there's no one at the other end. i'm just a grown man who can't even look his own friends in the eye for too long because i'm afraid that they'll see that i am broken. so you get credit for that."

/end id]