a genderless burger experience

green/ted/matt - he/any prns - adult, canadian, sports enjoyer (kraken, bills, vb77, ih6) - i dont tag spoilers - literally matt nirvannatheband irl

[agentgreenbean]

says "what could possibly go wrong" so the guy editing my life into a sitcom can use that to jump-cut to a shot of everything going wrong

[voidgazer-art]

New goofball to the collection! Tardigrade!

[illegalvampire]

friendly reminder this theatrical release eve

[tenderlywicked]

Love their miscommunication :)

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[asynca]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

[donniata]

faced with danger, his FIRST instinct was to pull his clothes back down, rather than holding onto his gun.

[fleebites]

junicorn

day 02

‘twins’

[cliopadra]

📱

[darkestbrook]

[moethh]

“so God is an invisible shepherd lamb beaver bread???” “And they eat him every Sunday” this movie is incredible dude

[furiosa-femininst]

If I had a nickel

[darlingofdots]

my favourite joke in The Sheep Detectives is that there's neon signs everywhere in Denbrook, including the police station, and you don't really think about it until you see the neon sign that offers a discount on neon signs

[hokahokadog]

🐑かわいかった

[rummikubcube]

If Winter Lamb has 0 haters it’s because I annihilated every single one of them guys, I’m so serious

[romanticgumchewer]

imagine you are a sheep. Imagine you are the smartest sheep in the entire world and yet your understanding of the world is so small. Imagine you are the wisest sheep in the flock and you carry the memory of everyone who came before so everyone else can be happy. Imagine being a winter lamb and dying for your flock. Imagine you are a good shepherd so loved by his flock that your sheep would do anything, even defy who they are, in order to avenge you.

and then imagine you are a brett goldstein ram and you finally have a reason for bashing. Bet that felt so good.

[lihiominaa]

The Sheep Detectives 2026, dir. Kyle Balda