[keptyn]

[bender-rodrigas]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

anime writer: okay so this fight scene has a lot of environmental destruction. the ground is fracturing, buildings are crumbling. these lads are going ham,,

animator:

[knifefightscene]

tbh when Jameela Jamil was calling these celebrities the fuck out and she said “How much money do you need? Really how much money do you need? How much money do any of these huge influencers who are worth millions or billions sometimes… How much more?” i felt that in my bones

[addictedtotheifonly]

When she called the Kardashians “double agents for the patriachry” for profiting off a patriarchal narrative and selling women self consciousness, I felt that on a spiritual level.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Nature vs Nurture

[sokkable]

Aang in book 1, when he has 0 responsibilities and can just travel the world with his pals

Aang in book 3, days away from facing the Firelord

[knightleyfans]

New images of Keira Knightley in Colette (dir. Wash Westmoreland, 2018) (2/2)

[shitpostempire]

[musterniillustrates]

[shittyhoroscopeszine]

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shitty horoscopes book viii: medicine

amrit brar (musterni), 2015

get the book | read them all | instagram | redbubble

[invite-me-to-your-memories]

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

[theangelshavethetimeturner]

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

[faded-mind]

#no we don’t

[mariesbookblog]

What

[mar4nda]

[nikkalick]

I can not believe Hozier has the audacity to drop a song like Almost (Sweet Music) and then tell us we have to wait until March for the rest of the album

[hunterinabrowncoat]

so today i found out that the reason hozier wrote ‘moment’s silence’ is because he was on genius.com and he was really surprised to read someone interpret some lyric from ‘take me to church’ as clearly being about oral sex. and he was like ‘look if you want a song that uses oral sex as a metaphor, here you go…’

random genius.com user, my man… i don’t know who or where you are. but thank you.

[professorsparklepants]

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

[brawltogethernow]

How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.

[professorsparklepants]

Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer

[brawltogethernow]

Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.

[professorsparklepants]

JDJSHJABDBFJSH

[brawltogethernow]

Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.

[brawltogethernow]

Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.

[professorsparklepants]

I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies

[wetwareproblem]

My brain, immediately after the “Aang won’t take no for an answer” post:

Aang: I’m gonna ride him! *jumps on Zuko’s shoulders*

[wetwareproblem]

Actually, I thought a bit more about this: If Aang is “grandpa figure who won’t fucking stop teaching Zuko to be a better and more spiritually fulfilled person,” then what is Iroh doing?

And then it hit me.

Iroh: *sitting in a teahouse at a paisho table* Iroh, deadpan: I must capture the last airbender.  Iroh: It is the only way to make sure the powe rof the Avatar won’t be turned on the Fire Nation. Iroh: Only then will I be redeemed in the eyes of the Fire Lord for my failure at Ba Sing Se. Iroh: … Iroh: Anyway, it’s your turn.

About half of the B plots are just Iroh finding new ways to feign incompetence and bad luck so that his political watchdog can’t prove that he’s letting Aang - and by extension Zuko - get away.

[wetwareproblem]

@ray10k

[dysperdis]

Sometimes Iroh plays paisho with Aang, whose entire disguise during these games consists of a painfully fake mustache.

[wetwareproblem]

AANG WAS THE OTHER PLAYER IN THAT SCENE OF COURSE IT’S PERFECT (the moustache is just a bit of Appa’s fur tied in a string)

[mantyfnonoperativo]

Ok, but now I’m also imagining the whole subplot with Zhao in season one being about him trying to humiliate Iroh. Except he knows pretty well that Iroh would completely destroy him in an actual confrontation so he’s too afraid of provoking him and always ends helping him in the end. And Iroh know it as well and keeps with spectacular failures (like hiring a crew of definitely not pirates that definitely will not steal his ship at the first occasion) just to annoy him.

[professorsparklepants]

Iroh: Joke’s on you Admiral Zhao; I don’t care about my reputation! *effortlessly rebuffs all of Zhao’s plots anyway*

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

it’s gay pride darling

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

for real though if they ever do find the ‘’’’’’’’’gay gene’’’’’’’’’’’’’’ pls can straight allies claim to be gay and baffle the scientists because they cant find a gay gene within them and therefor we can undo the notion that the gay gene exists

because we all know the only reason why they want to find the ‘’’’’’’’gay gene’’’’’’ is because they want to

find out before birth which babies are gay so their parents can abort them/give them up for adoption based on that

try to forcibly remove the gay gene from those children when they’re born because being gay is still seen as something bad 

make homosexuality go right back to being classed as a disease that needs to be ‘fixed’

literally no good can come from ‘’’’’’the gay gene’’’’’’ being found

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]