spandex ballet

Hi, I'm SCI. Welcome to the Bad Place.

[sciderman]

sometimes gender is whatever is funny to say :)

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[userfinalgirls]

SPIDER-MAN 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi

[pizza-thecat]

how it started

[pizza-thecat]

how it's going

[pizza-thecat]

how it ended

[hourlycatphotos]

[shiftythrifting]

Hell yeah

Found at an antique shop

🌽

[fuck-customers]

[389]

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[kittyknowsthings]

[ohcorny]

sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[exposenature]

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar