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[wormweb]

Hey listen to the way this man talks to his fish thank you

[demmywolf]

This bunny bites

[youreattheparty]

Today in old Characters I dont have a name for that I randomly found today and decided to draw

[cattyrunes]

she :)

[voicesbyzane]

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Original images by @xxziggystardust and @chillgamesh-the-swing

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[turboemmy]

giratina...... 🥰

[kh3finalmix]

fav protagonist type is "guy who is just having a really weird day"

[rockergiirl]

i hate how pervasive the r-word has become again

its like the 2000s to early 2010s again where talking to anyone theres a good chance they'll casually say a slur without any thought

[rockergiirl]

and whats even more annoying now is people who'll try to weasel out of being called out on it

'oh its fine because i'm legally mentally disabled so i can say it' NOT HOW RECLAMATION WORKS

[rockergiirl]

AND SAME WITH DEGENERATE

STOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING NAZI

[agentloonypants]

pidgeon.......................................................................................................

[hourlycatphotos]

[agentloonypants]

Hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun hits you with a water gun

NOT THE SUPER SOAKER!!!!!!!

[ur-local-moon-goddesss]

another shitpost by your truly!

[youreattheparty]

:( penia aaihw7wgwiwhwuwhqin29wheheuwjw

[agentloonypants]

I once saw a story on here that someone had their packer fall out of a pant leg and a teacher saw and just said "hate it when that happens" and left

[goodpokeaniscreencaps]

?????

[goodpokeaniscreencaps]

oh god no hes shrinking

[modern-politics111]

[disregardandfelicity]

sounds very similar to a radio story i heard in 2014 ago about credit card debt. the debt got sold to a collection company and a couple received a court summons. they knew they had taken on debt, but they were confused about who this new company was and where specifically the number they were supposed to owe came from.

they show up in court and just ask the lawyer for the collection company: can you prove where this number comes from? Do you have a contract showing that you purchased our debt? probably luckily for them, a reporter researching a book on the topic showed up and asked the same questions.

10 minutes later they get in front of the judge and the collection company drops the whole case and theyre free to go. story is below, it has a transcript in the link too

Prologue - This American Life

Ira talks to reporter Jake Halpern about a scene he saw take place in a Georgia courtroom where a couple uttered some magic words that seeme

[evolutionsbedingt]

https://twitter.com/BrianManookian/status/1674963884703088642

Link to the twitter thread for accessibility!