✎⊹ ࣪ ˖Murkoff Intern⊹ ࣪ ˖✎

Intern for the Murkoff Corporation. Stationed in Sinyala Facility. (Roleplay blog)

[murkoff-intern]

I've noticed a lot of my coworkers using this app, so I've taken upon myself to participate as well.

So, um, hello everyone. Miss Avellanos suggested I join this app to help interact with people. I believe they're called "asks" on here.

I will try my best to answer and respond.

//This is my first time doing a roleplay blog so I hope it do it alright-

A visual of the character I made for this blog

More details under the cut about character and other stuff

- Main (kinda) is @eastermanshowhigh

Boundaries:

Outlast is a game that obviously involves many sensitive topics and such so I am open to talking/answering about those things. I just ask you not to do anything inherently sexual as I'm just not super comfortable with that kind of stuff.

I am open to receiving asks that are very much roleplay based (in the sense of having a whole scene planned out and stuff).

Character info:

Name - Sidney Clark (most people just refer to him as "the intern" because they don't bother to learn his actual name)

Age - 25

Gender - Male, he/him

Personality - Reserved and quiet, keeps his head down and minds his own business. Very kind and lacks a backbone, often just letting people walk over him and has a hard time refusing people.

Also he has a crush on Clyde Perry—

[murkoff-intern]

You know, it's wonderful how many reagents are helping our cause by donating blood but uh...

We're running out of room to store all of it..

[murkoff-intern]

//Pinned post has been updated to include stuff such as boundaries as well as info for the oc I roleplay as for this blog!

[the-goodnurse]

Hey Miss O'Neil, sorry to bother you. I imagine you're plenty busy (Especially with the Sargents' new trial environment and all..) But I need to ask a favor. Could you.. by any chance prescribe me a.. larger dose of my regular pain killers? This here knee has been flaring up all week! And my usual dose just ain't cutting it. I can hardly get any work done and well.. y'know how Easterman gets when we're behind schedule. It would be a huge help and I'd be forever in your debt if you'd be so willing..

— @agentofmurkoff 📜✒️

Oh? More painkillers? Sweetheart, why didn't ya say anything sooner? I can write ya a slip, sure; but you'll have to get yer meds down at the pharmacy, prescriptions ain't really my job but I can sure as hell write ya a note for dear ol' Emily @thenurse-barlow she can get ya higher then a kite if you have the right prescription note, that or a juicy romance novel. See, I can only get ya three months at a time. So when you run out, stop on by and I'll write ya another note to throw at er.

[agentofmurkoff]

Thanks a ton, dear. You’re a real life saver, that’s for sure.

Heya kid, ya mind heading on down to the nurse and getting my meds for me? I’ll be in my office if you could just drop em off there. Thanks..

@murkoff-intern

[murkoff-intern]

O-of course, Mr Perry! I'll be right there with your medicine in no time!

[murkoff-intern]

For the love of God. Please stop putting your dicks in the blood drive machines...

[murkoff-intern]

//Random doodle I made for funsies since he actually has a design now lol

[eastermanshowhigh]

Finally drew the design for my Murkoff intern rp blog. The proportions look off in the photo for some reason, I swear it looks better—

[agentofmurkoff]

WHOS A GOOD BOY? WHOSE A GOOD BOY?!? WHOS A GOOD LITTLE BLOODHOUND?

..Why do you people insist on calling me a dog? If you think I'm going to break that easily, get over yourself because it ain't happening. There's only one man who could make me bark and it's definitely not you.

[cliffs-journal]

Elaborate

[agentofmurkoff]

Haha.. no. I don't think I will.

[agentofmurkoff]

Thanks for the soda, hun. Hopefully this’ll keep me sane for the next week.

Off topic, I love yer eyes. Ones like a glacier wrapped in ocean water, while the other is a deep, beautiful, chocolate brown. Two opposite sides of the eye color spectrum. Good contrast.

Like a walking masterpiece.

Well ain't you a sweet talker? Keep saying words like that and someone's bound to get jealous! Thank God I don't got myself a wife or I'd never hear the end of it! Anyway, why don't you use that language elsewhere for someone that'll actually appreciate it, 'kay kid?

[murkoff-intern]

*mumbling* Damn it... I need to think of better compliments if people are saying poetic things like that...

[murkoff-intern]

It's okay that you and the dog man with heterophobia are together! Mommy will give you BOTH worms forever! 😋🪱🐦!! 🐶❤️🐥!!!

We're not together!.. I- *sigh* how do I even defend myself...?

Thank you, I guess...

[murkoff-intern]

Dear underpaid intern,

you're gonna kiss that blue eye guy aren't you.

Don't say I didn't tell you so.

Sincerely-

Reagent 5318008.

W-what? No!... I wouldn't do that..

That's very... Unprofessional. W-we're just coworkers, I swear!..

[murkoff-intern]

H-HEY YOU..! Ehehehehe... . Y—cough You look young... . . H-How old even are you..? I-I imagine you've got in.. .CREDIBLE bone structure..! Hehehehe..eehe..

— 💣

Um.. thank you?... I think? Can't say I've ever heard that one before..

And, uh, I'm 25. Though sometimes this place makes me feel older...

[murkoff-intern]

Dear murkoff intern,

Im hearing things from the grapevine, (gossip spreads quick to you, when you're as devilishly handsome as me.) And I have to say, don't trust that weird hat guy. You know, the guy with the blue peeker. I dont like that blue eye. Makes him... I dunno, sorta pretty? Captivating. And there's one thing i have learned from life. DO NOT TRUST THE PRETTY MEN. (Except for me. Im an exception. I'm trustworthy. I can be trusted with sink liquor.) That pretty man will probably end up buying you chocolates then screwing your wife. (I learned this the hard way. Some guy named Dylan. Fucking dylan.) Then they run off together and end up way happier than she ever was with you. (These are not tear stains on the page. It's sweat. ...I swear!)

I wish only the best for you, sweet summer child.

With utmost caution,

Reagent 5318008.

I'm sorry to hear about you and Dylan um...

But me and Mr Perry are just coworkers who are a bit more friendly, that's all.

And I don't have a wife so I don't think I need to worry about that.

But thank you for the warning anyway, I suppose..

[agentofmurkoff]

Seems some people just can't handle not spreading lies about others.. Sure I've done some things I'm not particularly fond of but it's just part of the job. Personally, I'd say I'm a half decent guy..

On another note— you've seriously not got a wife? Really? How about a fiancé or girlfriend..? Surely a guy like yourself got one of those!

[murkoff-intern]

No, it's just me, unfortunately..

But, I think a lady wouldn't like a guy who's always so busy with work and barely spends time at home.

Maybe one day

[murkoff-intern]

I'm having more trouble sleeping at night than usual. For some reason Mr. Perry has been on my mind a lot...

[murkoff-intern]

I want you to know that mommy got out of her shots after hiding for a few days, so you're getting lots of worms and bugs spit right into your mouth! Lots of love!!! 😋🐦

Oh, okay....

At least I won't get rabies...

//just realized I read this wrong... Whatever-

[agentofmurkoff]

Who do you have a crush on?

I don’t have ‘crushes’. What is this? High school? You want me to parade around shouting “I’ve got a big fat crush on that underpaid intern!” Get a life.

[murkoff-intern]

W-wait.. what?..

[murkoff-intern]

It's almost time for the reagents to get their yearly rabies shots

Hopefully it goes better than last year....