Hank Schrader

yo @agentschrader

Very, very funny. I’m laughing almost as hard as I’ll be when I get to drive your ass to jail.

I don’t know what you’re doing. But I know you’re doing something. And I’ll figure it out.

i lived bitch

I agreed to take this photo so you could sue people, not so you could post it on social media.

fuck u man whom i gonna su? u?

Preferably the person who took you from your home and held you in a basement.

stalker gnna stalk man

@starlight-boy dnt do weird shit w my toenails

Don't interact with your stalker.

@agentschrader Remember when you offered your help?

Jesus, Walt. He’s looking a little worse for wear there.

I’d have to know more about the situation, but I’m sure we could find a way to deal with the punk who did this. Let me call in a favor. I’ll get my man Gomie to follow up.

skyler-white-writes

Did you disappear Jesse in a fit of marital jealousy??

Absolutely not. I have nothing to be jealous of in the first place. Walt is well aware of who he's married to.

I don't like what you're implying, anon.

skyler-white-writes

I didn't care for it either, so we agree here.

#ic #(im only contributing to proclaim my waltjesse feelings)#(waltjesse is real)

Hey, I’m sure Pinkman will show up soon. In the meantime, I know tensions are high. I got a great marriage therapist. His name’s Jack Daniels. 🥃

Why don’t you both take a break and come to dinner? Marie’s been hounding me about it anyway.

Walter is acting bizarrely. Ever since Pinkman left he's been fighting with Skyler and spending all his time away from family. Is he ok, Hank?

Bizarre? Nah, sometimes a man just needs some space. I offered to help search for the kid, but Walt said they have it under control. I think this is just Pinkman’s usual brand of behavior from what I hear. He’ll turn up soon.

I think Marie is trying to have Sky and Walt over for dinner tonight or tomorrow, so I’m sure we can work through some tension. Nothing a little turkey leg can’t solve.

Jesse's been missing a while... Will be searching for him. No need to panic.

It’s not exactly our area unless there’s drugs involved, but since you’re family and you have an affinity for the Pinkman kid, want me to get some guys on this?

Probably can’t share stuff with the public but how much do u know about heisenberg? Any public info u can give us?

You’re right. Because this is an ongoing investigation, a lot of information is DEA-contained.

However, on account of public safety and concern, there’s a few leads that are considered “open for tips.” Leads are still being followed for the following.

We’re looking for the owner of this gas mask found months ago out in the sticks. The mask is currently considered stolen property from J.P. Wynne. All people who had access at the time of the crime were talked to.

And we’re looking for any tips on these two individuals here. The suspects in the photo were caught on security cameras at the chemical plant, Southwest Aniline. It’s suspected they’re heavily involved in our investigation.

If you have any information on either of these leads, please call or submit a form to our ABQ tip line or email me directly.

yooooo i think that one on the left is my friend hennesy

i mean idk it's a very blurry pic but he would do some shit like that man istg

Jesus, Pinkman. Your friends must have really drawn the short straws in the nickname department. I mean, Badger? Skinny Pete? Hennessy? Did they lose a bet or something?

And no. These two guys really know their chemistry. If you can’t snort it, shoot it, or smoke it, your guys don’t know it. Trust me.

Probably can’t share stuff with the public but how much do u know about heisenberg? Any public info u can give us?

You’re right. Because this is an ongoing investigation, a lot of information is DEA-contained.

However, on account of public safety and concern, there’s a few leads that are considered “open for tips.” Leads are still being followed for the following.

We’re looking for the owner of this gas mask found months ago out in the sticks. The mask is currently considered stolen property from J.P. Wynne. All people who had access at the time of the crime were talked to.

And we’re looking for any tips on these two individuals here. The suspects in the photo were caught on security cameras at the chemical plant, Southwest Aniline. It’s suspected they’re heavily involved in our investigation.

If you have any information on either of these leads, please call or submit a form to our ABQ tip line or email me directly.

blue sky goes crazy idk what youre worried abt

If by “goes crazy,” you mean “makes you go crazy,” then yes it does.

ABQ, my city, is being taken over by some hot shot egoist who thinks they can outrun the law. Break the system. Flout the rules.

Not for long. Stay off the blue, anon.

#(not addressing asac title cause timeline? we don’t know her)#ic #hank schrader #breaking bad

Sup ASAC Scraider 🤓 so you're like alive and shit?

That’s Schrader, sweetheart.

And last I checked, I was. I’ll let you know if anything changes.

dont you go to gay clubs(??? like that time you got sucked on one by a drag queen (i think)

Marie, if you’re ever seeing this, I definitely didn’t do this. And if I had, it ain’t from someone in drag.

A long time ago, I was at a bar called the The Ivory Swallow, and I had a romantic connection with a fine young woman called Joan. Sure, there was fruity music playing and I was a bit drunk, but it was a woman.

Or it would have been if I had done that, which I didn’t. Because I love my wife.

Hank... That was a young man dressed as a woman. If it happened. Which of course I have no active knowledge of.

LMFAO im losing my shit ths is gold

the ivory swallow is totally a gay n drag club man

#ic #(he is panicking a little and in denial)

I think I would’ve known if I got a sucky from another guy. Maybe I’m remembering the bar name wrong. It was a long time ago.

Or it would’ve been. If it had happened.

hank it's pride month, that means gay meth is gonna be a for the next 30 days. But you can't arrest anyone for it because queer people are immune from the laws from June first to July first.

Anyway have fun

Sorry, amigos. The DEA doesn’t care who you do the horizontal Hokey Pokey with. A junkie is a junkie. And the people who create the stuff are no better.

But we’ll wish you a happy pride on the way to jail.

still sueing u all for leaking my arrest pics. happy pride bitch

Public arrest records and the photos that come with them are public in New Mexico, Mr. Pinkman. I didn’t assist anyone in finding yours. Even if I had, which this is not an admission of guilt, it would have been okay for me to showcase your mistakes to the public if the DEA so chooses.

found badger

Way ahead of you, anon.

@badgersblog-yo Your friends at the DEA have been trying to reach you, Mr. Mayhew, and you so conveniently don’t answer your phone but spend time here blabbing. We just have a couple questions. It’d be wise to come see us.

badgersblog-yo

Hey man, if you’re arresting me just arrest me 😭 Government-naming me online…

Anon you’re a fuckin snitch

@better-call-saul-goodman help

better-call-saul-goodman

What's that I hear? That unmistakable "oink oink" tells me someone's overstepping into harassment of my client. Mr. Mayhew is not obligated to do anything he's told to do here on Tumblr.com, and you Mr. DEA, does the E stand for Entitlement? Because he's not going anywhere or saying anything without his lawyer in tow!

Don’t listen to him, Mr. Mayhew. If I were you, I’d turn myself in just to avoid Goodman’s commercials.

We want nothing more than a few questions. We’ll be in contact outside of here.

hank it's pride month, that means gay meth is gonna be a for the next 30 days. But you can't arrest anyone for it because queer people are immune from the laws from June first to July first.

Anyway have fun

Sorry, amigos. The DEA doesn’t care who you do the horizontal Hokey Pokey with. A junkie is a junkie. And the people who create the stuff are no better.

But we’ll wish you a happy pride on the way to jail.