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everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

#When Your Man Is Going Through It And You're There By His Side

yuna hollander said “fuck ilya rozanov” to her autistic son and had the audacity to be shocked when he followed her instructions to the letter

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i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon

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Landslide except while driving in the desert

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Landslide by Fleetwood Mac except it’s playing through your car’s old radio cassette player as you drive alone through the desert at night. As far as you can tell, the nearest human life has got to be wherever that distant thunder is rolling in.

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everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

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Anyway Bella and Edward fuck off to Alaska to wait out Bella's newborn angst bloodlust and she's got endless time on her hands. She's pretty bored and Edward is busy focusing on not letting her slaughter the town, so she does what any bored newborn vampire would do: solve cold cases.

Listen, her dad is a cop and her father-in-law is a doctor, so when she calls home she explains she can't visit, she's changed her major to criminal justice and is drowning in assignments and homework. She's got these "mock cases" she could use Charlie's input on. Carlisle can access any medical records she would need. And when she gets a lead all she has to do is send Jasper and Emmett, the dream team who are more than happy to have something to do, out to do the footwork for her investigations. Edward is proud of her, but nobody is more proud than Bella herself, because she's done it, she's found a way to help people even when she's at her most dangerous.

The "anonymous tips" start pouring in over the next year. There are so many and they're so accurate that different police forces start to make a connection between the calls. Families of the victims are telling the cops they keep getting questions from some female reporter, but they can't keep her on the line long enough to figure out where the call is coming from. It just routes to an untraceable number somewhere north, maybe Alaska, but nobody lives in that part of the state; there's nothing out there.

Charlie is watching the news one night waiting on Bella's call, the one that comes every Thursday, when he sees a familiar photo. He reads the name as the anchor describes how the case was solved: an anonymous tip about some security camera footage has brought the killer to justice. Wasn't that the case Bella had for "homework" a few months ago? Charlie is simple, but not stupid. He knows something has changed with his daughter and whoever he's talking to is Bella, but not his Bella. He picks up the phone to call, listening to the tone for a second, remembering their conversation just before she and Edward informed him of their engagement. How he had insisted on his goodbye before she inevitably ran off with the boy who had turned her world upside down. His gut tells him that the call he's about to make would be his last conversation with his daughter, and he's not ready for that goodbye, not yet. After a long minute he sets the phone back on the receiver and turns to the TV again.

Only a few seconds go by before the phone rings. Charlie answers, almost hesitant.

"Hey Dad!" It's not the voice he was used to. It's too musical and enchanting. But it doesn't matter. "I'm kinda stumped on this one. Are you ready?" Charlie sighs to himself and smiles, muting the television.

"Ready as ever. Whatcha' got?"

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Deception Falls, April 2021

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i need more people on tumblr to watch legend of the seeker. it had absolutely batshit pacing. hot women. hot men. charismatic villain. thinly veiled bdsm. it's so silly. every episode has a mini plot of its own. 20 episode seasons. wizards. on second thought the bdsm is not veiled at all. lots of forests. truly a delight to watch in the time of netflix 8 episode series it feels like a soothing balm on my brain. try it i promise it's great.

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A cast full of Kiwi and Australian actors trying desperately to do American accents, despite the fact that it was filmed in New Zealand 😂

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A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

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Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

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- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds

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- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.