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thing: *breaks*
me:
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me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:
the mood for this month
Top 10 Marvel TV ladies (as voted by our followers): #1. Daisy Johnson (Agents of SHIELD)
can’t help falling in love on a kalimba
This radiates calm
daisy johnson in every episode ✰ 1x01 - pilot
this bread tiny
yeast
it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.
gif meme ✩ @arthurpaindragon requested aos + favorite romantic relationship “i’m stupid because i love you.”
I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.
oh.
my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him
so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss
lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph
Ok but imagine being the gf here
You’ve been chillin with ur S/O and u decide to get up and get a snack. U never talk to ur S/O’s roommate, but u wanna play it cool like u didn’t just have sex 20 minutes ago in this apartment while said roommate was probably home. Awk af, but u got this.
U look up and nod at them, about to offer a noncommittal “hey” or “how’s it going,” when the fucking roommate just
Looks u dead in the eyes
And fuckin
Bites a goddamn onion like an apple
fitzimmons + throughout the seasons
he looks so sad…just let him in