ass pro shops

Kitkat ♠ he/him ♠ over 18 ♠ the cask of mountain dew ♠ taken by @m0thy4 ♥

[dogpuppy]

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

…

………..

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[overandoverandoverandoverand]

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[outofcontextgarf]

[femperor]

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[izzetheking]

come here so i can pinch you with my clamping beak!

[birdboy-blues]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[redacted] isn’t enough i need [redacted]

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[frogmoss1]

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

[sailatina3]

What even happens in the pacific ocean

[dubiousdoobie]

water

[eddieintheocean]

CLAY AND OOZE.

[dogpuppy]

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

U weren't kidding...........

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[goodposts]

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less