Paul Kellerman – @agentworn
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Paul Kellerman – @agentworn
Tips for caring for Paul Kellerman
- Buy his justice - Don’t call him ‘shady guy’ to his face, it will just confuse him - Pie - A pinch of crack and a dollop of smack
*knock knock* shady guy has arrived hit the heart if you want a starter from the shady justice dealer
“ — you named me?”
Indie Paul Kellerman from Prison Break Penned by Kae Side-blog to Inbredsin
agentworn:
@notfated
♛ — “Do you R E G R E T helping them?” It was a question that had been on his mind since he met her. He felt almost compelled to ask. “You lost everything because you left that door OPEN. If I were you, I’d have some regret about getting involved.” Turning his head, he gave her a look of sheer curiousity.He didn’t expect her to ANSWER, but he wasn’t fond of the current silence in the room.
“ No , ” she replies , honestly & & immediate . ( maybe in the beginning , when she only knew half of the story ; when the GUILT had eaten her alive ) . “ It was worth it - - in the end . ” BUT SHE HADN’T KNOWN THAT THEN .
♛ — “In the end,” he repeated. He had to ADMIRE her dedication to the brothers. Not many in her position would have lasted this long. “you got GUTS, Sara. I’ll give you that.” It was rare one survived or was able to escape the Company like she did, it almost earned her a place in his good books, and would have had she not pressed a HOT IRON to his chest.
LBR Kellerman just wants to eat his pie and sell his drugs That’s all he really wants in life
@notfated
♛ — “Do you R E G R E T helping them?” It was a question that had been on his mind since he met her. He felt almost compelled to ask. “You lost everything because you left that door OPEN. If I were you, I’d have some regret about getting involved.” Turning his head, he gave her a look of sheer curiousity.He didn’t expect her to ANSWER, but he wasn’t fond of the current silence in the room.
@have-a-little-faith
♛ — It felt WRONG. Working with the very man he had tried to kill on so many occasions. Yet it was his only chance to bring the Company down, after everything they did to him. When he saw Lincoln approach him, he braced himself for another threat. He had lost count of all the ones he had already recieved, did the man have nothing better to do than toss around empty words? Surely they NEEDED him more than he needed them. He was their only link to the Company. If he died, they were straight back to square one.
“Save the threats, I’m sure I could write a small novel with the amount you’ve already given me.”
*knock knock* shady guy has arrived hit the heart if you want a starter from the shady justice dealer
“ — you named me?”
Indie Paul Kellerman from Prison Break Penned by Kae Side-blog to Inbredsin
John Mulaney: Comeback Kid Sentence Starters
❝ Ooh, who’s that fella? I bet he did kill his wife. ❞
❝ It’s great, you sound like a person. ❞
❝ Some people give off a vibe of like, “do not fuck with me.” My vibe is more like “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you!” ❞
❝ You can do whatever you want forever. ❞
❝ Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞
❝ Have you seen his ass lately? What the hell is he trying to pull? ❞
❝ That’s how broken I was. ❞
❝ You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair. ❞
❝ I’m very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I’m under. ❞
❝ Hey, can I walk you home? ❞
❝ Well, now I’m embarrassed to say. ❞
❝ I’m so horny and angry all the time, and I have no outlet for it, so… ❞
❝ And when one feels like a duck, one is happy! ❞
❝ Ah, numbers, the letters of math. ❞
❝ You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞
❝ This guy’s either 40 or 80. ❞
❝ Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs. ❞
❝ Yeah, but the past is the past. ❞
❝ Oh, is she a super bad mom? ❞
❝ Hey, what kind of a person are you? ❞
❝ I mean, you’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly. ❞
❝ Oh, me? I’m just an old man. ❞
❝ I don’t like confrontation, because I’ve never been in a fight before. ❞
❝ You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞
❝ Now that’s debatable. ❞
❝ How perfect is that? ❞
❝ Thank you, no one will ever see me again! ❞
❝ ‘Cause he never forgets a bitch, ever. ❞
❝ And isn’t that the American dream when all’s said and done? ❞
❝ That’s not even a situation. ❞
❝ Oh the things I have seen, you cocksucker. ❞
❝ But such is life for an old knickerbocker like me. ❞
“ — you named me?”
Indie Paul Kellerman from Prison Break Penned by Kae Side-blog to Inbredsin
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♛ — Ever so HOSTILE. Seems like nothing had changed. “I’m the reason you’re not behind bars right now, so how about you drop the attitude, Sara, and tell me what you want?” There had to be a good reason she called him, of all people, to a shitty little café. When the coffee was placed before him, he gave a small nod to the waiter and took a seat on the stool next to Sara’s. “I’m a BUSY man these days, you’re lucky I even answered your call.”
He had surprised himself when he answered it. 7 years without direct contact, he was still CURIOUS as to how she got his number.
“I’m sure there are other people you could have called if you wanted a quick CATCH UP over coffee.”
{{ @secretumofficii
For the time being, Sara WAITED. Lately, it felt as though all she did was wait these days. She was waiting for her husband to get better, out of the hospital was one thing, but being fully healed was another. Of course Sara worried. Whether Josh wanted to believe it or not, Sara felt she knew better than the doctors of the hospital he was in. She waited on news about Michael or Kaniel, whatever his name was these days.
Looking down into her coffee cup, she let out a breathy sigh.
“Refill, ma'am?” Sara was so lost in thought she didn’t hear the barista until he called her ma'am. Lifting her head, she looked up and nodded at him. “Yes, thank you,” and he poured her a little more coffee before walking away.
♛ —His GUARD hadn’t been dropped since he seperated from the company. There would forever be a giant TARGET on his back, one he could never escape from. Continuing a line of work for the Governemnt was risky, he knew that, but it was all he knew. His whole life had been DEDICATED to it, and he wasn’t going to stop now. It was odd having security tailing him. It had always been him guarding others, he’d never get used to it being the other way around. After telling the two guards to wait outside the café, Paul entered, hardly surprised to see Sara.
Straightening his tie, he walked over to the space beside her and gave the barista a polite smile. “Coffee, black.” He ordered before he turned his head to look at the other, arms folded across the countertop. “I would have thought you’d be playing DOCTOR to...Josh was it? Or is it Jacob?” He wasn’t sure what kind of terms he was on with her, but he did like to be updated every once in a while on what she and Lincoln Burrows get up to.
“Fuck” Sentence Starters
Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
YOU NAMED ME?
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