The most deadly combination
Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY’RE THE DREAM TEAM
These are the people who bring down governments
And hack extremely secure databases
If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they’ll call their Slytherin friend
It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they’re friends for life
Be careful with these ones
They make a really good team during physical fights/duels
“I hate you” “No you don’t, you love me”
Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they’re actually friends
They give each other advice on how to flirt
“You suck” “Love you too”
Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves
Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong
Legitimately best friends
They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to
“I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”
They understand each other, even when other people don’t get them at all
They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other
Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization
They can be a little rude to each other, but they don’t take it personally
If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives
Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they’re hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them
They don’t really have to talk in order to comfort each other
They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better
They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.