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@leopoldfiitzs
because i love these kids so much: 12/∞
Basic Angst Starters
because sometimes what’s left to the imagination is much more terrifying.
“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” “I just heard something… Something bad…” “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!” “What’s all this blood?!” “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “You should probably sit down for this.” “Please tell me you forgive me!” “I can’t live without you!” “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.” “What the hell happened to you?!” “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!” “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!” “I knew not to trust you!” “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!” “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!” “How could you do this to me?!” “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!” “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?” “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.” “Please… you’re scaring me…” “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.” “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.” “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?” “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.” “Do you remember anything?” “You have to tell me who did this to you!” “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.” “What’s your fucking problem?!” “Are you crying?” “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!” “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.” “You… are dying?” “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?” “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!” “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?” “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!” “When’s the last time you slept?”.
“I am Jemma, darling. This is just who I am. I’m sorry I couldn’t tell you earlier, but now you know.”
"No." He shakes his head vigorously, refusing to believe a word the woman says. "You're not Jemma." Slowly, he reaches for his icer, incase he will have to defend himself against this imposter.
"Do I even matter to you?!"
“Of course I do. How can you even ask that?”
"I just - sometimes it just doesn't seem like it."
“I know who you are Fitz. You’re with SHIELD. Coulson’s team right?”
"Yeah. And you're the hulk - uh - I mean Dr.Banner."
My Muse is dying. Send me “I’m here” to hear their last words to yours.
sleep sentence starters 💤
"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."
"I'm too tired for this shit."
"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."
"You can take a nap on me if you want."
*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*
"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"
"My snoring's not that bad..."
"I do not snore!"
"Do I really snore?"
"I'm trying to sleep here!"
"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."
*yawn*
"I do not drool when I sleep!"
"Do I really drool when I sleep?"
"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."
"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."
*sleepy mumbling noises*
"Do I really talk in my sleep?"
"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"
"Have a nice nap?"
"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."
"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"
"Having trouble sleeping?"
"You can sleep in my bed if you want."
"Your snoring kept me up all night."
"Go to sleep already..."
"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"
"Bad dreams again?"
"Not another nightmare is it?"
"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."
*draws mustache on you while you sleep*
"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."
"I wanna go back to bed..."
"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."
"You sleep too much."
"You don't sleep enough"
"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."
"Sometimes I watch you sleep."
shippy angst starters.
"You're an idiot if you thought I cared about you."
"You took advantage of my feelings for you."
"Fuck you, fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend and fuck everything about you!"
"I'm in love with you and I'm sick of having to hide it."
"You were supposed to be different."
"You were the one, I can't just move on!"
"I loved you, and just because we broke up doesn't mean I can turn it off."
"I love you too much and you don't love me at all..."
"I would've done anything for you..."
"You left me. You don't get to come back."
"I want you to hurt like I do."
"That's it? You're just giving up on me?"
"I never thought we'd end like this."
"It's such a shame to let you walk away."
"Love isn't a three-way street!"
"Is this goodbye?"
"I would have followed you anywhere. "
"Do I even matter to you?!"
"My back has turned on you."
"I should have known you'd break my heart."
"You're gone and I'm haunted and I bet you are just fine!"
"Goodbye, my almost lover."
"It's over."
"I can't do this anymore."
"I'm leaving you."
"I'm done crying over you."
"I have to let you go."
"You said you loved me..."
"I LOVED you. Past tense."
"I don't believe in love."
"I never loved you."
"I hate you."
whoaguyshailhydra:
leopoldfiitzs || dumbasses drinking
“But first we drink ourselves stupid, yeah?’ What could he say? His soft spot for alcohol was a defining trait.
He grins, clenching his hand around yet another bottle of beer. "Of course." He replies, nodding, before bringing the drink to his lips.
"It's just a dream"
Send me “It’s just a dream” for my muse’s reaction to yours waking them up after having a nightmare. || accepting.
Her hands clench around her blanket in an attempt to keep them from shaking. ( A failed attempt, really. ) Heavy breathing begins to slow, and she leans against him, her eyes closing as the panic start to ebb away.
“I– I didn’t wake you, did I?”
He shakes his head in response, "No, no you didn't." He had been awake long before he had heard the panicked cries emitting from Jemma's bunk. Like the woman, he was no stranger to nightmares, and had decided to work on his new tech, rather than face them. He wraps an arm around the woman's shoulders, and rests his head on her own. "It's okay, you're safe." He mumbles soothingly.
What's my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?
The Hunchback Notre Dame Sentence Meme
❝Listen, they’re beautiful, no?.❞ ❝Who is this creature?❞ ❝Hush, little one.❞ ❝You there! What are you hiding?❞ ❝Sanctuary! Please give us sanctuary!❞ ❝My conscience is clear.❞ ❝What must I do?❞ ❝Our Lord works in mysterious ways.❞ ❝What makes a monster and what makes a man?❞ ❝Will today be the day?❞ ❝Go on. Nobody wants to be cooped up here forever.❞ ❝Well that’s what you get for sleeping with your mouth open.❞ ❝I’d never fit in there. I’m not…normal. ❞ ❝No, the Pope. Of course, you!❞ ❝Life’s not a spectator sport. If watching is all you’re gonna do, then you’re gonna watch your life go by without you.❞ ❝Who says you gotta ask?❞ ❝Better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.❞ ❝I am your only friend.❞ ❝I am a monster.❞ ❝What I’d give, what I’d dare…❞ ❝If I were in their skin I’d treasure every instant.❞ ❝Just one day, and then I swear I’ll be content.❞ ❝You leave town for a couple of decades and they change everything.❞ ❝Reporting for duty, as ordered, sir.❞ ❝You make your point quite vividly.❞ ❝Everyone is acting crazy.❞ ❝You’re not hurt, are you? Here, here, let’s see.❞ ❝See, no harm done. Just try to be a little more careful.❞ ❝Hurry, here’s your chance.❞ ❝You think s/he’s ugly now? Watch this.❞ ❝Don’t be afraid. I’m sorry, this wasn’t supposed to happen.❞ ❝You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help.❞ ❝I’m free, I’m free!…dangit.❞ ❝What a woman!❞ ❝You sneaky son of a–❞ ❝Are you always this charming, or am I just lucky?❞ ❝I was just imagining a rope around that beautiful neck.❞ ❝What do they have against people who are different, anyway?❞ ❝You can’t right all the wrongs in this world by yourself.❞ ❝I thought we all were children of God.❞ ❝Wait! I want to talk to you.❞ ❝Got the girls chasing you already!.❞ ❝Did you make all these things yourself?❞ ❝I could stay up here forever.❞ ❝How could such a cruel man/woman/person have raised someone like you?❞ ❝I am a monster, you know.❞ ❝Do you think I’m evil?❞ ❝You helped me. Now I will help you.❞ ❝This is where I belong.❞ ❝I don’t think I’m his/her type.❞ ❝You know I am a righteous man.❞ ❝It’s not my fault!❞ ❝God have mercy on me.❞ ❝With all due respect, I was not trained to murder the innocent.❞ ❝We always said you were the cute one. ❞ ❝You’ve done so much for me already, my friend, but I must ask your help one more time.❞ ❝Promise you won’t let anything happen to him/her.❞ ❝I think…you’re hiding something.❞ ❝You’ve got a funny way of showing gratitude.❞ ❝I’m tired of trying to be something I’m not.❞ ❝Good, good, good! Ahhh. Great!…What is it?❞ ❝You’re very clever to have found our hideaway. Unfortunately, you won’t live to tell the tale.❞ ❝Leave me alone.❞ ❝You’re safe now.❞ ❝You killed her/him.❞ ❝And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!❞
"hail HYDRA"
The moment the words escape her lips, he stops breathing. It's almost as if time has stopped, and with wideeyes, he stares at her for what seems like an eternaty. Finally, he speaks, "W - What? No, your not -"
If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!
TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, Pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Would you rather be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
The 8th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to setting their house on fire
ghostbusters inspired sentence meme
“Don’t cross the streams.”
“I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad’?”
“Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.”
“We came! We saw! We kicked its ass!”
“Yes it’s true. … This man has no dick.”
“Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!”
“When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ’Yes!’”
“I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”
“I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it. Let’s do it!”
“Back off, man! I’m a scientist!”
“Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”
“Ah, if there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.”
“Listen… do you smell something?”
“That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.”
“This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.”
“Nice shootin’, Tex!”
“I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.”
“Okay, who brought the dog?”
“I’ve quit better jobs than this.”
“I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.”
“Wow. I got to get some sleep, I’m dying.”
“I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.”
“They hate this. I like to torture them.”
“I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?”
“Oh, no! I have all NEW cheap moves.”
“Well, he was borderline for a while… then he crossed the border.”
“Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right.”
“You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal!”
“Ungrateful little yuppie larva.”
“I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year’s Eve.”
“Aren’t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?”
“You’re much better than you realize. You don’t give yourself enough credit.”
“I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake!”
“Wow, that is one ugly dude.”
“You had a violent prolonged transformative psychic episode.”
“Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this.”
Send my muse "hail HYDRA" to see their reaction.
Send "what did you just say?" for them to say it to yours.