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folks you're cordially invited to a night of black mold and asbestos and dehydration and suffocation

[my-slideshow-wmv]

I have to survive... no matter what!!

[ageofempires4]

I have to pick out an urn

[ageofempires4]

horrible to think about the litany of things that i will never get to experience again because my cat is dead

[ageofempires4]

love to contact lyme disease while on my vacation

[ageofempires4]

I was going to make a tier list of statistical software but actually I like all of the ones I know how to use

[fragranticareviewers]

[psicochurroz]

[notahorseindisguise]

plans tonite

[gayteensupreme]

[revengefulperspective-deactivat]

keep yourself cute!

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[ageofempires4]

I think it would be really funny to make a stardew valley mod where you can date anyone in the village but if you get to 10 hearts as an affair partner your lover’s spouse and family permanently drops to 0 hearts with you and gives you hostile dialogue. If you romance a kid the 10 heart event is the village banding together to beat the shit out of you

[ribicq]

aquarium date

[awildshinjiappears]

[when-they-meow]

Beatrice: Ohhhh...Battlerrrr....did you hear that Witches have figured out how to turn a sphere inside out...?

Battler: What's the big deal, then...? Isn't that easy? Just poke a hole through it!

Beatrice: But the point of it is to do it magically...! Using a sphere that cannot be pierced, creased or bent sharply.... but can pass through itself...!

Beatrice: If you say so, then try it, Battler!

Battler: Okay... here goes... I'll just pull the two halfs through eachother!

Beatrice: Watch out, Ushiromiya Battleeeer....! You're pinching it infinitely tight....!

Battler: Uwooooo! It's useless....! It's all useless....It is impossible to turn a sphere inside out...!!

Beatrice: Ohhhh...really...?

Battler: Is this it...a....sphere turning inside out...!? What the fuck!?

Beatrice: KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA....! I DID IT WITH MAGIC....! AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH *CACKLE*CACKLE*CACKLE*

[aokozaki]

"Gretel": ...Really? After being told it's magic once, you're not even going to try to think? It's like you don't even want to return home...

Battler: But, but... but! I really couldn't follow it at all! It's useless, it can't be anything but magic!

"Gretel": Pathetic... falling for her just because she's dazzling you with words? If it's too hard to follow, simplify the problem...

[OST: Core]

Battler: A... a circle?

"Gretel": That's right, a circle. It's a 2D simplification of her 3D "trick"... so it should be much simpler to explain, right? Think it's possible to flip it around?

Battler: ...Ggh! How should I know!? And even if it is... how the hell would that prove it's possible in 3D!?

"Gretel": Hm... yeah, maybe it won't. But... don't you think it'll be useful to consider anyway...? It's like giving yourself ammunition for the full argument, right?

"Gretel": Anyway, flip your thinking around for a second... the useful fact here is that it's not possible in 2D.

Battler: The hell!? Ugh, that's useless, totally useless... no good at all...!

[fieriframes]

[Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks. Five miles south of the Canadian border. Twelve miles west of the state line. Never seen so many trees in my life.]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

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[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's now theoretically possible for someone (me?) to hack their own DNA to insert malware directly into the digital infrastructure of the surveillance state