I'm starting a collection

I find them amusing

[agereshitposts]

Collection of age regression shitposts. Love these things

Hate towards regression won't be tolerated. Have you no whimsy?

[snapscube]

Would you ever be a seven year old

Maybe for fun but like who has the time in 2023

[snapscube]

yknow what ask me again around tax season actually and maybe we can work somethin out

[witchdisk]

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

[wintertraumaposting]

Littlespace? Uh, no, dummy. Space is big, really big.

[jolitl]

age regression is actually not safe for work because if you regress in the office you'll end up with coworkers confused about why you're chewing on the keyboard

[bunnies-playroom]

teen regression but I was age regressing as a teen too so im still four years old

[princessrarijacklestia]

Age regressing but I'm only eating play-doh by the handful

[yossyislandd]

if a vampire bites you while you're age regressing what age are you stuck as

[thyfl3shconsumed]

Age regressor in sobriety: I have THIS many sobers!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[puppyeyedcorpse]

[katlovesshrimps]

consider age regressing with your partner but just to do sibling dumb shit

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[milliebugydementia]

[bellanesthesia]

ageregressing to avoid paying taxes

[mollyjames]

Age regressed Beethoven: babababaaa

[mollyjames]

It's his (🖐️) dis many symphony

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here