things jungkook has done
set off an alarm in ikea, panicked, covered his ears then casually walked away pretending it never happened
placed a sheet of paper over a humidifier and began singing awake as though it was the dry ice on a stage
held his own human figure as though he was weightlifting
fit a electric handheld fan into his mouth
pulled a cutlassfish out of the ocean and pretended it was a necktie
mistook a trophy for a microphone
brushed his teeth with two toothbrushes at the same time
stuffed a post-it note into his mouth
ate six cup noodles at once in the middle of the night
cooked a plate a sweet potatoes that got stuck to the plate
sang n.o in a trot version
did a cover of a guy like me with a moustache, sunglasses and a devil’s pitchfork
learned the terms zirconium and einsteinium just to beat seokjin in spelling contests
accidentally hit hoseok in the crotch with a trophy
put down dancing to something by girl’s day as one of his special talents
peeled open a pineapple with his bare hands
tied his fringe together and put it through the hole in his snapback
got onto a floatie during a shoot when he didn’t have any extra clothes
did the limbo while carrying jimin bridal-style in his arms
boxed a fly during a shoot
spit in taehyung’s face after getting sneezed at
put chocolate mushroom balls into jin’s ramen cup
became a confetti dispenser during the concept photoshoot of you never walk alone
ran up the side of a wall
wiggled his eyebrows after being asked what it felt like to turn twenty
pretended to be a really aggressive puppy
threw himself and rolled down a sand dune
tried to pick a fight with a chicken
sang the banana song while wearing overalls
made a snowball the size of a face during a snowball fight
spinned taehyung and jimin ridiculously fast in a roundabout
wore a pair of goggles under sunglasses
said that if he were to change his name to an english one it would be justin seagull
imitated his own speaker
lugged a speaker all the way home because he couldn’t wait to use it
screeched really loudly in the middle of a crowded restaurant
imitated spongebag and squidward
did a meme dance while wearing a police costume
danced while wearing a huge skull mask
spinned and kneeled into a flying kiss
danced to dope in a really exaggerated manner
pushed hoseok out of the photo challenge when the theme was rabbit
threw a fabric deodoriser out of the box just to catch it with his other hand
wrote his name with his butt
got all the other members to bow to him after winning a bowling challenge
uses a baby voice to imitate jimin speaking
rubbed his hands up and down to show disgust when the members talked about the difference between a peck and a kiss
used a shopping cart to move on ice
put an umbrella in between rocks so that it would stand in the middle of an abandoned train track
froze in place after claiming that he was off a live just so that everyone would think their screens froze
clapped with only one hand because the other was holding a camera
said “hallelujah” when he saw bingsu
almost bent backwards all the way to the floor while dancing to rainism
backflipped and threw a dart with perfect precision
accidentally left the lamp that seokjin had given him during their dubai gift exchange at the hotel
took seokjin’s food off of his fork
accidentally hit his microphone against his front teeth
kept lying down on the floor in an off-white hoodie that jimin bought him as a gift
thought the lamp was a person in a blindfold hide and seek game
vacuumed fruit flies in hawaii at four in the morning
tied his fringe together and stuck it through the hole in his cap
imitated seokjin screaming on a rollercoaster with one hundred percent accuracy
didn’t even notice when his phone went flying out of his pocket because he was dashing after taehyung
pretended to flip his ‘short hair’ which was actually his hoodie
tried to make an umbrella stand by piling rocks around it
stuffed the fluffy top of a birthday hat that namjoon was wearing in his mouth
snuck around the table during a vlive just so he could get a little bit of every type of food
genuinely believed that it was his actual birthday after fans sung a birthday song for him even though it wasn’t
claimed that he would give the run producers seokjin in exchange for ice cream
decided to try all the combinations in existence when he saw a lock that couldn’t be opened
broke an egg with just his thumb
called himself a national treasure on a vlive
didn’t finish a poem that they were supposed to write for a run episode and found comrades that didn’t do it either
became of cubed kimchi mixing machine
protected a pig-dolph balloon like it was his own baby
ran around and clapped happily after winning rock paper scissors
stayed behind to clear up after everyone when isac finished
pretended to be and dog and followed instructions like “hand”, “foot” and “head”
things bts has done: jungkook jimin taehyung namjoon hoseok yoongi seokjin
