Aggressive Relaxation

Pisces: Wishy washy, impressionable, sentimental. Likes pop culture, geekery, the arts, adult content. Afflicted with lust and wanderlust. The random naughty GPOY. NSFW. LBGT Friendly, Body Positive.

[aggressive-relaxation]

Well, it's gone..I'll miss y'all. Peace. 💐

[nevver]

Nychos

[perryfellow]

“Harlot’s Web” written with @benevolentspung (uncensored version on site: http://pbfcomics.com/comics/harlots-web/)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via kxthleen)

[whosthewhatnow]

Here they are all together. Just a reminder that all these will be put together in one big ol print available exclusively at my table at the San Diego Comicon this year. Artist’s alley BB-15. enjoy!

[thefrogman]

This is porgtastic. 

Chris is the best and if you are at Comic-Con you should definitely go say hi. If you say “Froggie sent me!” nothing special will happen, but you could always give him money in exchange for cool artwork.

[falseknees]

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

[iwdrm]

“Woke up, felt like shit. Went to work, felt like shit.”

Children of Men (2006)

[perryfellow]

PBF 278: “Splitting Up” (http://pbfcomics.com/comics/splitting-up/) 

[greyglassmoon]

“Do not fall in love with people like me we will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting us like blood in your mouth”

- Gabriel Gadfly

[gabrielgadfly]

Dozens of new iterations of this are showing up in my “gabriel gadfly” tag, but as I’ve stated many times before, this is not my poem. These 9 lines are an excerpt from a poem written by Caitlyn Siehl ( @alonesomes ), an absolutely brilliant poet who deserves credit for her own work. If you see this piece come across your dash, I hope you’ll help me and Caitlyn out and correct the attribution for us. Thanks.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Matt Shirley

[aggressive-relaxation]

Every Sunday night.

[nevver]

What we’re reading @itsPeteski

[lafrancheckona]

me in the kitchen

[nevver]

Über alles, Rolf Ohst

[theonlymagicleftisart]

Comical Popart found on Reddit.  h/t tastefully offensive

[aggressive-relaxation]

I love Saint Patrick's Day aka "Erin Go Braless Day."

[nevver]

I wish I had written more poetry, Clean Room

[gabrielgadfly]

Okay, kiddos, I’m gonna throw some poetry at you.

This poem is a cherita. A cherita is a little six-line poem, and it’s the kind of poem you’ll get every single week if you sign up for my Patreon for just $1/month. Right now I’ve got 17 of them prepped and ready to go, with a new one coming out this Thursday.

Today, I Am Godzilla is a poem about being a fat dude in a clothing store. It’s kinda comical, right? But also real, because being a fat dude kinda sucks sometimes.

Night is one of my more recent poems, and many of you are familiar with it. I geek out a lot about starstuff – if I wasn’t a poet, I’d be an astronomer. Sometimes, I’m both.

Farmbot’s Lament gets overlooked a lot when people think about the poems in my collection. It’s a quicky, kinda silly sci-fi/steampunk poem, and those aren’t using the settings or topics that people think of when they think of poetry, but that’s also what made it a lot of fun to write. Poetry doesn’t have to have rules. It just has to be fun or good or whatever. Happy little trees, to take a cue from Bob Ross.

How to Greet Death has always been one of my more popular poems. It’s a special poem to me, because it taught me that the poems I love most aren’t necessarily the ones that other people love – I’ve never quite cared for this poem, but I love it because so many other people fell in love with it.

City Mad is a really personal and important poem to me, because I wrote it when I was struggling hard against myself and my mental health. It’s one of the few poems that was written during the four year famine between 2013 and 2017.

These poems and the rest of the 300+ poems on my website are why I’m hoping you’ll become a patron. You guys know the kind of poetry I write, and the wide variety of topics I cover. You know the time and effort I put into my work. Your support helps make that happen, and your financial support means I can focus more of my time on writing that kind of content for you. The cheapest pledge option is just $1/month – less than a cup of bad gas station coffee – but even that one helps me out so much. You can become a patron right here. Even if you can’t become a patron right now (or just don’t want to, for whatever reason, which is totally cool too), I hope you’ll reblog and like this post and share it with your friends. Especially ones who like poetry. Thank you!

[aroundmeblackbats]

I don’t usually reblog patreons but Gabriel Gadfly is a good egg

[gabrielgadfly]

You hear that, folks? I am a good egg.