hahahahaha pokemon cries tho

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friendsgiving

remember that time i drank too fast at friendsgiving and puked in daisy's garbage can and she gave me a lemon to suck on while laying on her air mattress 😌

love that for me

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cupcakes

met someone in high school and learned that they liked My Little Pony. josh was a brony at the time so i knew a thing or two about MLP i guess? and mans was flabbergasted. went into fangirl mode.

he asked if i knew about the cupcakes fanfic. i did not. he proceeded to take a printed copy out of his bag and read it aloud to me 💀 even at the time i was like 😬 that's...nice??

and it's funny 'cause nowadays he tries to come off as an edgy dude who worked on a marijuana farm and drives a cool car. but bro...your roots are showing LMAO

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soldier boy

in 6th grade, the school newspaper club finally came out with an issue, and they featured a section where it listed popular/favorite songs

everyone was pointing and laughing at how they spelled Soulja Boy like "Soldier Boy"

...and that's how I learned the truth LMAO

glad whoever wrote the newspaper saved me the trouble

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