Aggressively Passive(?) Texts

Writer in training. I enjoy learning new types of writing styles. Give me request of any fandom you wanna see and themes you would like to read please! Masterlist Talk to me! My Wattpad

[aggressivelypassivetexts]

Whoops! Wrong Number! Jin ver.

Ft. Jackson from GOT7

[owtytrihtneves]

[carryoncrowsblog-deactivated202]

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

[ruingazaki-deactivated20171122]

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

[eternalblumenkraft]

hail satan

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

[phantomsqueaker-archives-blog]

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

[pugnaciousjester]

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

[lekswinterisdyslexic]

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

[thepotentialtobe-yours-deactiva]

*converts to Satanism*

[hewwobrine-deactivated20180515]

it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…

1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them

3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there

4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy

5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal

6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved

7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.

8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9: Do not harm young children.

10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

[mistresserycinae]

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

[1w1wbigher06fan]

I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!

[imaginetheavengers]

I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:

Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.

[ficcyshit]

Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.

[ishipthemsogoddamnhard]

Man I HATE religion but I could seriously dig this

[the-vampire-inside-me-deactivat]

well shit, we should reconsider it

[sleepialien-deactivated20230508]

@ryokuryuutheoriginal

[im-forever-a-fangirl]

@angelsguardthewall and @hobbits-and-elves this sure explains a lot about Megan

[thetattedstoner]

Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam

[666chula]

This good karma needs to be passed

[southsideshortyy]

I hope you get that job you need

[hvchiko-blog]

I hope some money comes your way.

[dee-termined]

I hope that stress you have goes away

[swingset-love]

I hope you feel good and okay in the morning

[thatonegaykidastrologer-blog]

I hope you feel loved and safe

[xpope]

I hope you find the healing that you seek

[gogoravenclaw]

I hope you forgive yourself for your past

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

I hope you find peace within yourself

[ginghampearlsnsweettea]

I hope your skin is clear and your hair is growing.

[teapotsandnovels-deactivated202]

I hope that you learn to accept yourself flaws and all

[thisavpd]

I hope your day is as awesome as you are

[alexiapicon]

i hope you get all that happiness u deseve

[jamesaalawiye]

I hope everyone you encounter sees your glow

[alternativeblkgal]

I hope you succeed at whatever you want to accomplish

[lyssamaxiscute-deactivated20180]

I hope you have really healthy skin and hair

[chasing-september]

I hope you become exactly who you want to be

[tonee-harran-deactivated2017072]

I hope you learn to let go

[sugarsirenmd]

I hope you never have insufficient funds again

[mulattokween-blog]

I hope you live happily ever after

[raveneso]

I hope you have good health

[insertoriginaljoke]

To all the boys out there suffering with depression or self harm, we have not forgotten you❤

[aggressivelypassivetexts]

can you fuck me?

I wish I could lovely, but there is sadly a slight distance between us it seems.

[patientno7]

the suffering never ends

[sinksanksockie2]

This is the real process

[thewritingbeast-blog]

Resources for you!

Character Ideas:

Character creation masterpost

Character Alignment Chart

More character alignment descriptions

Muslim Character questions

Characters with magical powers

Building a new character advice

How to create a character for an online or tabletop RPG (also a good guide on creating characters in general)

Royalty/nobility TV Tropes page

Basic character profile

OC masterpost

Random character generators - (1), (2), (3), (4)

D&D Character Building Tool

Character Design Ideas:

How clothing affects a character’s personality

Character Design Inspiration blog

Concept art, fan art, cool art to be inspired by

Character design references and inspiration

Sources for POC character design ideas and models

Create your own character model using HeroForge

For horned characters

Body and hair types guide

Random outfit generator

Naming Help:

Amazing site with an endless amount of naming resources

General advice on avoiding naming appropriation

Hispanic Surnames

Gothic Victorian names

Huge master list for character things in general

Masterlist of names of all types - including but not limited to ancient/old world names, Celtic, African, Northern European, Southern and Central American Native names, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian, Polynesian, and more

Another name masterlist

How to pick a character name guide

Yet another names masterlist

Creating Background/backstory:

Character Sheet/Development Sheet

Another character development list

In-depth character personality, motivations and traits sheet

320 talents and passions for characters

On writing likes and dislikes that aren’t frivolous

Why you should write non-human characters non-conforming to the gender binary

Stereotypes, tropes, and archetypes

Random backstory generator

Assassin and thief character tropes to avoid

Character Interactions and putting your character into your world/story:

Comparing character height/height references

Characters who are scientists and writing about them doing science

Describing what different voices sound like

Describing skin tones

Writing friendship interactions that are platonic

Why having one character knock their friend unconscious to prevent them from doing something is a bad idea

Advice on shipping OCs with canon characters and what to avoid doing

Sweet Polly Oliver and Sweet on Polly Oliver situations (think of Disney’s Mulan for an example)

How to write multiple viewpoints/juggling a main cast of more than 4 to 6 characters

How to make readers care about your morally gray hero/anti-hero

On platonic OC and canon character relationships

How to avoid Godmodding in RPs

When it’s cheap to kill off a character

Writing dialogue

Things you shouldn’t do to canon characters

Avoiding purple prose in writing and RPs

Slang resources

Dialogue tips

Websites to chart your story/plot/character relationships

Bonus art masterlist!

[brucewayneright]

BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST.

[pervyking]

I will always reblog this!

[justgyr]

A good reference post for D&D stuff!

[art-res]

A helpful, giant post on creating realistic and deep characters. 

Consider reblogging this to support the original artist! I recommend following them as well!

More Helpful links: Ask a Question/Request a Tut | Submit a Tutorial | Promote Your Art Commissions to +18.3 K Dashes | Stay Updated on DeviantArt! | Visit me @astrikos

[miruevm]

BADASS

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

[lazorsandparadox]

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

[m3rcykill]

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

[jewel-charisse-deactivated20181]

Will always reblog

[yourladyindank]

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Damn

[fenway03]

For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:

It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs). 

[was-deathsyoungerbrother-deacti]

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

[deleting-pls-follow-at-damolier]

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

[deltablogsthings-deactivated201]

WORK, DAMNIT!

[nightskyandfallingstars]

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

[straightfaxx]

FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASN’T LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!

[dawnissunnysideup]

I FUCKING KNEW IT. ALSO Dumbledore is dead. It’s Mcgonnagall now bitch.

[kiwismoon]

Interesting…

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

[titenoute]

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[honeybeehusky-blog]

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

[optimusisbestpoptimus-deactivat]

VERY IMPORTANT!! 

[aggressivelypassivetexts]

He waited impatiently, quickly changing from pacing around his room to sitting on his bed, then pacing his room and sitting on his bed, over and over during the hour he waited for them to arrive. He wanted to text her more but figured he’d see her soon enough that he wouldn’t bother her anymore.

“Hyung someone’s at the door asking for you,” Jungkook said from the living room, making his way towards the room that Namjoon and V shared. 

“Me?” He asked, looking down at his phone. It had only been twenty minutes, she couldn’t be here already, could she.

“Yeah, she said you were waiting for her.”

“Thanks, Kook.”

He walked to the living room and all the lights were off. When he managed to find the light switch, he was shocked to see Y/N there holding a cake with the biggest smile on her face.

“Happy Birthday!” Everyone yells. Y/N walked over with the cake and Jungkook brought a lighter to light the candle on top.

“Make a wish,” Y/N whispered.

“I wish for many years to come with the woman I love and my best friends,” He says as he blows out the candle and gives Y/N a kiss before promptly getting a faceful of cake.

Y/N giggled as Namjoon playfully glared at her. He leaned in as he wiped frosting on her cheek and whispered in her ear.

“You’re gonna pay for that baby girl,” He said as he licked the frosting off her cheek.

“I expect nothing less from the birthday boy.”

___________________________

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAMJOON!

I know this is late but I’d rather upload something than nothing so here it is. ( and sorry for the not so safe for work at the end;) )

[aggressivelypassivetexts]

Boss! Ft. GOT7 Pt. 7

Let me know if you want more from this story or not. I kinda want to continue it and add more, but at the same time, I kinda want to leave it as is. so let me know what you think. 

[aggressivelypassivetexts]

Jin calls. “Yes, boss?” ”Put me on speaker phone.”

“JEON JUNGKOOK! KUNPIMOOK BHUWAKUL! STOP FIGHTING THIS INSTANT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BREAK BOTH OF YOU OVER MY KNEE WHEN I GET DOWN THERE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! BAMBAM I AM NOT AFRAID TO SEND  YOU BACK TO JACKSON IN A FUCKING BODY CAST AND LET YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM WHY! AND JUNGKOOK DO NOT MAKE ME GET MY GIRLFRIEND ON YOUR ASS, SHE WILL NOT BE HAPPY TO KNOW YOU’RE THE REASON KEEPING HER FROM COMING HOME, AND I KNOW SHE’S BEEN DYING TO TRY SOME NEW TECHNIQUES ON SOMEONE! ARE YOU  TRYING TO BE THAT SOMEONE?!” He yells over the phone at them, grabbing their attention and scaring the living daylights out of them.

“N-NO JIN-HYUNG!” They both yell, jumping away from each other.

“Good. Now Jungkook I hope you had fun on your little play date because  it’s  time for BamBam to go home.”

“Yes hyung,” Jungkook answers sullenly.  Jin hangs up the phone, leaving the three of them in silence.

“Man, I didn’t know Jin-hyung was that scary. He even used my full name. I didn’t even know he knew my full name.” BamBam said, extremely shock.

“Jin-Hyung knows everything. Right Suga-Hyung?”

“Yeah, though don’t say that to him, his ego doesn’t need to be inflated any more than it already is.”

They see BamBam to the front gate where they retrieve Y/N and return BamBam. ______________

Boss! Ft. GOT7 Pt.6

[aggressivelypassivetexts]

Boss! Ft. GOT7 Pt.5

[aggressivelypassivetexts]

Boss! Ft. Got7 Pt. 4

[aggressivelypassivetexts]

Boss! Ft GOT7 Pt.3

[aggressivelypassivetexts]

Boss! Ft. GOT7 Pt.2