Buenos Días, Dick Snatch

hi im lizzie i like dogs and im anxious 99% of the time she/her

[cursedcatimages]

[oleskyfm]

[oleskyfm]

someone finally made the mod

[dat-soldier]

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[senshimeshi]

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

[seriousjones]

[theycallmey]

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

[tiredgaykakashi]

if anyone asks what shippudens about send them this

[tiredgaykakashi]

im sorry but this is completely unedited shippuden is just like that

[earthdad]

moms when something silly happens: our family should have it’s own TV show😂😂😂🤣

[amazoogle]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[dollymagazinesealedsection2007]

[plasmalogical]

dr thot

[hotvampireadjacent]

paging dr thot

[mapsontheweb]

How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid.

[gorps]

@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana

[itsalwaysunnyontvv]

[mcmangos]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

thank god he is still with us

[0iqgremlin]

[unclefather]

I am. I am worried

[unclefather]

I’m worrying

[yiffmaster]

[mariopowertennis]

Look at this beautiful boy

[smeasel]

this looks like a traffic cone strapped to a swan

[mariopowertennis]

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