8 foot vertical leap!

currently going by ‘silver’ // queer // they/them or he/him // Aquarius // 30 // bruh

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[zoesupreme]

absolutely no disrespect to Hannibal or Yellowjackets but I would like for there to be some middle ground between elaborately prepared pappardelle alla lepre and boudin noir and just roasting someone over a campfire in the woods we need cannibals that are somewhere in between

[shiftythrifting]

Strange, weirdly selective map, collection of British heads, and The Clown

clown that judges the images on your phone roll

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[lakemojave]

"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[animusrox]

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

[theprimememeister]

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[hagiomoto]

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

[balaclava-trismegistus]

a condom

[ilovejojo]

Sometimes i think about how one of Dio's most iconic poses is based on such an erotic, fetishistic fashion illustration by gay artist Tony Viramontes and i just become completely insane, It's such a decision, to represent your villain this way, the eroticism the mystery the power play the shadow,............his face obscured..... His presence his magnetism the statuesque musculature.. so otherwordly.... No words.. araki is CRAZY

[creaturepeaches]

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

[omegaversereloaded]

Im crying right now. Im going to kill myself after posting this. He is so ugly. Im going to drop a boulder on my head and die flat because hes so ugly. I syill love him but hes disgusting

[masturbatress]

Lestat

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[delmondo]

[wonderstruck]

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