[crowwkui]

ruthye tries ice cream

[marlenaofnine]

Mmmmmmhmmmm.

[mk-wizard]

The misconception of masculinity makes monsters.

The erasure of masculinity also creates monsters.

Only the allowance of true authentic masculinity and letting it flow naturally instead of making it a performance creates real men.

[salmo000]

More hr skeletor!

[mayo-advance-sp]

Istg if He-Man doesn't get a sequal because of the stupid box office I'll be so sad. Like i'm so scared it's going to end up like Rise of the Guardians where it's a really fun and inspired movie and it just never gets brought back.

Like I'm usually not a fan of endless reboots and sequals but it was just so good and I was happy that they brought back an IP from the 80s that hasn't had the hell beaten out of it yet.

[salmo000]

I couldn't resist to draw skeletor hr

[sidewalk-cracks]

go watch Masters of the Universe PLEASE oh my god. You don't need to have previous experience with He-Man to watch it. I didn't and I loved it. Whoever's talking shit about it online is a liar. It's funny. The action sequences are BADASS. Adam is hot as fuck. Like that man is thicker than Chris Hemsworth's Thor. He could crush your skull like a watermelon with his biceps OR his thighs. Oh my god his thighs. The skirt and loincloth. The dramatic blonde curtain bangs. The midriff showing off the thickass six-pack. Nicholas Galitzine is a BRICKSHIT HOUSE. not to mention Jared Leto finally found the one role he's good at. His voice acting is dramatic and theatrical and goofy AND intimidating and menacing and powerful. All the side characters were great. The costumes were awesome. The VFX looked beautiful. Adam was beautiful. The amount of pathetic whumpy sounds he made had my fanfic writer heart POUNDING. they made him a cringefail wet cat himbo and every second was glorious. He got to mow through a crowd of npcs like a shounen protagonist. He beat the shit out of Skeletor with his bare fists.

It's not the end-all be-all of films, and that's okay because it wasn't meant to be in the first place. It's silly and goofy and hype af. It's a lighthearted good time with some genuinely good moral reflection sprinkled in. If nothing else please just watch it for the sexual crisis He-Man himself will give you

(within the end credits there are multiple extra scenes that pay homage to the og so stick around!)

[lupinsagas]

Watched masters of the universe the other day and it feels like nobody is talking about this gorgeous himbo. I guess I’ll have to intervene…

[deepfriedmayonnaise]

Adam’s phone case has a knight on it and swords and stars and hearts omg he’s such a nerd he’s so cute 😭💗✨

[a-gay-turtle]

It’s so funny to me the difference between Teela and He-Man’s battle wear. Teela is in normal, practical pants and modest sleeveless shirt. Basically no cleavage at all.

He-Man tho? He-Man’s got the sluttiest little miniskirt known to god

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[rainstormyday]

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Got isekaid into a fantasy world and they said to go back to earth I have to kill the demon queen.

Damn. Hope they have other options.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Aight so turns out they did have other options and once the demon queen dies we all go home no matter who kills her so I've been just killing adventurers.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Yeah it turns out if you pretend to be a weak girl and they "rescue you" they automatically assume you're joining their harem and then you can just stab them.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I have so many random legendary weapons now

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Ok so it's kind of hard to keep track of all these adventurers but I have a plan. I'm going to become one of the demon queen's lieutenant.

I was worried I'd have to fight to get into her palace but the guy at the gates in account of being one of the "heroes" but the guy at the gates said something about my soul being stained by a hundred deaths or something and just let me in

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I'm going to meet the demon queen now, everyone told me she was some hideous monster. Wish me luck...

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

This is the hottest woman I have ever met

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

So I have a leash now.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

You know I think people had the wrong idea about the demon queen. Her idea for covering the land in eternal darkness seems really smart and orphaning an entire village is just how she blows off steam

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Ok so mommy said my new armor will make me better at serving her but it is just a chainmail bikini

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Oh

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

There are no corporations here! There's no global warming! Normal medieval/renaissance era issues you'd worry about don't exist for genre reasons!

If those stupid anime protagonist wannabes managed to kill mommy I would have been sent back to earth and have to live in capitalism land again!! So obviously I had to stab them in the chest again and again and again until the smugness left their eyes!

What's not clicking?

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

It's like this

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[brofisting]

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

[brofisting]

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

[brofisting]

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

[brofisting]

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

[parasocialanxiety]

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[iwilleatyourenglish]

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

[iwilleatyourenglish]

jail time and a desire to see them thrive are the only things staying my tender heart and gentle hand