The Fanfiction Whisperer

(ames | they/them | 30s | 🔞 contains adult content) “Always on the cutting edge of 2008." - @leupagus “God’s perfect Leo.” - @eralkfang

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[brofisting]

wild how putting on an outfit and going out with a friend will magically make everything better.....

[somewhatinvested]

“liked by trevorzegras” and other things that could mean nothing

[hyggles]

yaoidelphia strikes again

[teex]

j+z post-playoff clinch hug | 04.13.26

[brofisting]

MATCHING?????????????

[francoisarnaudsource]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FROM @FRANCOISARNAUDSOURCE!

I'm sure many bisexual guys feel the same and end up doing as I did: letting other people's assumptions of straightness stand uncorrected. Perhaps out of fear of oversharing. Under the guise of privacy, maybe. Probably because "masculinity" is a most fragile currency, ready to nose-dive at the first sign of vulnerability or difference. And because it's really fucking scary to give up your privilege. Without a doubt because stigmas of indecisiveness, infidelity, deception and trendiness are still clinging to bisexuality. But here's the thing. Silence has the perverse effect of perpetuating those stereotypes, making bi guys invisible, and leading people to doubt that we even exist. No wonder it's still a chore to acknowledge bisexuality without getting into lengthy explanations. So, yes, labels are frustrating and words, imperfect. But I've always considered myself bisexual. Not confused or trying to look edgy. Not disloyal. Not ashamed. Not invisible. - François Arnaud

[brofisting]

barbeque sauce is like if ketchup was good.....

[washedupkam]

OFFICIAL!!!!

[brofisting]

Hello, asking a tattoo question because your posts floated past as I am trying to figure something out.

I want to get a tattoo, I know what I want to get and I know how big it will be (the pad of my thumb) but I have no idea where it should go.

Do you have any advice for a first tattoo location (under clothes)?

Hey! So unfortunately I think my answer is going to be somewhat unhelpful, which is that personally I pretty much always have a place in mind when I conceptualize a tattoo, like, as part of the idea.

That said, you have some info which narrows it down: if you're getting something very small, I'd pick somewhere without a ton of surface area (wrist, for example) or anchored near a body part (inside arm above the crook of your elbow, or at your ankle, or behind your knee). I don't know what qualifies as under clothes for you, so that will also narrow it down.

This is also something you can ask your tattoo artist! I don't know what you look like/what it is/if you have any additional plans, so you can tell them and they can help.

As far as it being your first tattoo, I think if it's small the placement shouldn't matter too much re: pain tolerance as long as it's not directly over bone. My only rec is to make sure that, if you're planning to get more tattoos, you don't put the first one somewhere that you're later going to go "aw damn, this is in the middle of where I really want to put [huge dramatic sleeve tat]" or whatever.

Hope that helps at least a little!

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[montrealvictoire]

EMILY CLARK JAIME BOURBONNAIS ENGAGEMENT CONFIRMED GAYS HOW ARE WE DOING????

[skidfarts]

I wish i had mutuals who lived near me im actually sad about this. id dox myself just to hang out with someone

[vampirefabio]

what kind of vacationer are you?

sightseeing—landmarks

sightseeing—museums

sightseeing—hiking

swimming

scuba/snorkeling

boating

shopping

im just here for the food

im not leaving my hotel

Remaining time: 21 hours 19 minutes

yes yes ideally you’ll do multiple, but if you have to choose one.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[brofisting]

look like shit feel like shit late to the dentist and my hair looks bad!!!!!!!!!!!!

[klara-does-blogging]

Extremely overdue, final round!

What is the gayest nhl team?

San Jose Sharks

Philadelphia Flyers

Remaining time: 22 hours 55 minutes

Guys, we made it here, very delayed by playoffs and World Cup, but the time has come

Also I’m so extremely biased towards both these teams, I’m completely unable to vote

Round 1:

Metropolitan, Atlantic, Pacific, Central

Round 2:

Eastern, Western