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Five word horror story:
Lester gets put on Lexapro.
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@agitatxr
@hraunwyf
Five word horror story:
Lester gets put on Lexapro.
agitatxrā:
Whatā¦what the fuck is sheāĀ
āThe fuck is a vibe check?ā he asks.Ā
Sometimes Loki has words come out of her mouth that Lester canāt even pretend to understand the order of.Ā
āwhatās it sound like? iām checking your vibes.ā
really? he canāt even play along? for shame. she gives him a healthy squeeze.Ā āhow ya feelinā?ā
āI mean...Normsā loaded me down with a buncha shit again, so...kinda weird, honestly.ā He tilts his head.Ā āI swear to god the only thing worse than the pills is getting tied down.ā
so i just got home from the appointment with my weight loss doctor which was fine but before that we went to see my aunt so i could give her some stuff i had borrowed back⦠and my aunt, some of u might remember previously, who had agreed to help me pay the bill for my diagnostic evaluation for autism since my insurance denied any coverage whatsoever, told me today how sheās decided iām Not Really Autistic and am Lying To My Psychologist and Trying To Milk The System and Just Need To Try Harder.
so if anyone would like help me raise like $500 before october 8th to afford my evaluation, thatād be cool, since yāknow, a psychologist who went to school for the shit and is professionally trained to recognize autism spectrum disorders,Ā agrees that i will most likely test that way and that pretty much all the symptoms i described/display are autistic traits, and every single one of my friends on the spectrum saysĀ āyeah, thatās shit we go throughā, et cetera, but fuck that because aunt leeann knows everything there is to know about The Autisms and silly psychologists do not!
$500 is the cost of the whole bill but i was also told i can do three payments of $165, the first of which would be due at the appointment on 10/08. which yes i can prove is a real appointment.
if anyone wants to helpā paypal | ko-fi | venmo | cashapp.
please reblog!!!
@agitatxrā
āvibe check.ā
sometimes, loki just needs an excuse to grab lester by the dickāand if sheās a little insensitive about her claw-like manicure, oh well. it isnāt like he hasnāt done much worse to her.
What...what the fuck is she--Ā
āThe fuck is a vibe check?ā he asks.Ā
Sometimes Loki has words come out of her mouth that Lester canāt even pretend to understand the order of.Ā
iāve been playing therapist for like sixteen hours and iām ready to fucking kermitĀ
hewwo?
okay cool cool tumblrās gonna work for now all right hey sup i decided i donāt like being myself right now so ima be lester so i hope none of yāall are dating daredevil rnĀ
hewwo?
agitatxrā:
sorrowmarked started following you
Well helloĀ darling. Itās been too long.
āIām going to take your tongue out of your mouth so you can never call me darling again.āĀ
He grins, sticking his tongue out at her.Ā
āAw come on,ā he says,Ā āI still got so manyĀ ideas for this thing. I think youāll likeĀ āem.ā
agitatxrā:
dcvilcomplex started following you
āIām not supposed to beĀ āmaking a sceneā in public, but what the hell. You got any new women in your life, Iād loveĀ to meetĀ āem.ā
You know sometimes he thinks heās gotten past it,Ā the pain and anger,Ā forgiven and moved on with his life like a good catholic man. But all it takes, allĀ it took was one whiff of himĀ to boil his bloodĀ like only he could.
Balled fistĀ tightens, shaking,Ā the only thing holding it back beingĀ concerned for the safetyĀ of the civilians around them.
ā Get out of my kitchen, Bullseye.Ā NOWĀ āĀ
āAww, but I was gonna make a sandwich,ā he says, grinning from ear to ear. Oh, how it breathes life back into him to know that his mere existence is enough to rile the Devil.Ā āIām thinkinā BLT on wheat.ā
I'm so fucking sorry I've been inactive again.
But uh guess who's a graduate now tho
Bullseye from Marvel Comics throws rocks at bigots!
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agitatxrā:
He grins a little.Ā
āAnā what if I donāt?ā
āThen I could make your bones be on the outside, which would be very unpleasant.ā
āBut would ya really?ā He closes the distance between them, his smile showing too many teeth, save for the missing one on the left.Ā āIf Iām incapacitated who would protect you from the big bad wolf lurking the halls?ā
chasingastory started following you
āYa know a girl like you shouldnāt be out so late by yourself. Good thing Iām an Avenger, here to protect you.ā
ā⦠Thanks, but no thanks. I have mace.ā
āMace tends to just piss people off sometimes.ā He grins.Ā āI know it pisses meĀ off.āĀ
sorrowmarked started following you
Well helloĀ darling. Itās been too long.
Send me,Ā āYou did this to us.ā for my museās reaction to yours drifting away from them.
for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.
@lackspraise
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Ā Ā HEāD ASK Ā how he got in here but Ā .. Ā he knew better to question at this point, Ā plus he was just Ā too exhausted Ā to care right now. Ā staring as the other he sighed, Ā chin resting on his palm for a moment as he took in his foe. Ā or, Ā well Ā ā Ā not his but the concept of his ire was standing in front of him right now. Ā Ā ā Ā Ā Ā Ā sure did. Ā i kicked his ass, Ā took his company and visit him at ravencroft sometimes. Ā seems like i dealt with them quite plainly if i do say so myself, Ā lester. Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Ā
Ā Ā Ā He blinks once. He was hoping to get under Jrās skin, and if he did, thereās not any signs he can pick up to prove it. Lester plops down in a chair and rests his arms behind his head.Ā
Ā Ā Ā āThatās actually music to my ears,ā he says.Ā āNice to know I donāt have to look over my shoulder for that fucker right now. I didnāt come here just to razz you, believe it or not. Unlike you, I still have some problems from Norman lingering inside me, and well, itās not like I can ask the Avengers for help. Apparently it doesnāt matter that I was one for a while.āĀ
Ā Ā Ā The nanites. Theyāre still there, floating in his blood in between his cells and doing the rounds from top to bottom. Lester swears he can feelĀ them even though he knows thatās not how they work. He wants them gone, wants them out and he doesnāt believe when Norman said there was no way to remove them. He doesnāt trust having those fucking things inside his body, anyone with enough brain power can surely find all the information about them and how to reactivate them, and heād rather not end up writhing on the floor in a puddle of his own piss again.Ā
Ā Ā Ā Heās not sure if Harry even has the resources to extract the nanites, but he took control of everything Norman had... maybe.Ā