eat twat, smoke pot,

and smile a lot

[agitatxr]

@hraunwyf

Five word horror story:

Lester gets put on Lexapro.

[hraunwyf]

agitatxr‌:

What…what the fuck is she– 

“The fuck is a vibe check?” he asks. 

Sometimes Loki has words come out of her mouth that Lester can’t even pretend to understand the order of. 

“what’s it sound like? i’m checking your vibes.”

really? he can’t even play along? for shame. she gives him a healthy squeeze. “how ya feelin’?”

[agitatxr]

“I mean...Norms’ loaded me down with a buncha shit again, so...kinda weird, honestly.” He tilts his head. “I swear to god the only thing worse than the pills is getting tied down.”

[hraunwyf]

so i just got home from the appointment with my weight loss doctor which was fine but before that we went to see my aunt so i could give her some stuff i had borrowed back… and my aunt, some of u might remember previously, who had agreed to help me pay the bill for my diagnostic evaluation for autism since my insurance denied any coverage whatsoever, told me today how she’s decided i’m Not Really Autistic and am Lying To My Psychologist and Trying To Milk The System and Just Need To Try Harder.

so if anyone would like help me raise like $500 before october 8th to afford my evaluation, that’d be cool, since y’know, a psychologist who went to school for the shit and is professionally trained to recognize autism spectrum disorders, agrees that i will most likely test that way and that pretty much all the symptoms i described/display are autistic traits, and every single one of my friends on the spectrum says ‘yeah, that’s shit we go through’, et cetera, but fuck that because aunt leeann knows everything there is to know about The Autisms and silly psychologists do not!

$500 is the cost of the whole bill but i was also told i can do three payments of $165, the first of which would be due at the appointment on 10/08. which yes i can prove is a real appointment.

if anyone wants to help— paypal | ko-fi | venmo | cashapp.

please reblog!!!

[hraunwyf]

@agitatxr​

“vibe check.”

sometimes, loki just needs an excuse to grab lester by the dick—and if she’s a little insensitive about her claw-like manicure, oh well. it isn’t like he hasn’t done much worse to her.

[agitatxr]

What...what the fuck is she-- 

“The fuck is a vibe check?” he asks. 

Sometimes Loki has words come out of her mouth that Lester can’t even pretend to understand the order of. 

[agitatxr]

i’ve been playing therapist for like sixteen hours and i’m ready to fucking kermit 

[agitatxr]

hewwo?

[agitatxr]

okay cool cool tumblr’s gonna work for now all right hey sup i decided i don’t like being myself right now so ima be lester so i hope none of y’all are dating daredevil rn 

[agitatxr]

hewwo?

[sorrowmarkedd-deactivated202112]

agitatxr‌:

sorrowmarked started following you

Well hello darling. It’s been too long.

“I’m going to take your tongue out of your mouth so you can never call me darling again.” 

[agitatxr]

He grins, sticking his tongue out at her. 

“Aw come on,” he says, “I still got so many ideas for this thing. I think you’ll like ‘em.”

[archived-dcvilcomplex]

agitatxr‌:

dcvilcomplex started following you

“I’m not supposed to be ‘making a scene’ in public, but what the hell. You got any new women in your life, I’d love to meet ‘em.”

You know sometimes he thinks he’s gotten past it, the pain and anger, forgiven and moved on with his life like a good catholic man. But all it takes, all it took was one whiff of him to boil his blood like only he could.

Balled fist tightens, shaking, the only thing holding it back being concerned for the safety of the civilians around them.

❝ Get out of my kitchen, Bullseye. NOW ❞ 

[agitatxr]

“Aww, but I was gonna make a sandwich,” he says, grinning from ear to ear. Oh, how it breathes life back into him to know that his mere existence is enough to rile the Devil. “I’m thinkin’ BLT on wheat.”

[agitatxr]

I'm so fucking sorry I've been inactive again.

But uh guess who's a graduate now tho

[yourfavethrowsrockatbigots]

Bullseye from Marvel Comics throws rocks at bigots!

requested by anonymous

[parkernoir]

bullseye doesnt have a north star he has sexyback by justin timberlake on repeat on his ipod nano

[hraunwyf]

agitatxr‌:

He grins a little. 

“An’ what if I don’t?”

“Then I could make your bones be on the outside, which would be very unpleasant.”

[agitatxr]

“But would ya really?” He closes the distance between them, his smile showing too many teeth, save for the missing one on the left. “If I’m incapacitated who would protect you from the big bad wolf lurking the halls?”

[agitatxr]

chasingastory started following you

“Ya know a girl like you shouldn’t be out so late by yourself. Good thing I’m an Avenger, here to protect you.”

[chasingastory-blog]

“… Thanks, but no thanks. I have mace.”

[agitatxr]

“Mace tends to just piss people off sometimes.” He grins. “I know it pisses me off.” 

[agitatxr]

sorrowmarked started following you

Well hello darling. It’s been too long.

[imameme-youreameme]

Send me, “You did this to us.” for my muse’s reaction to yours drifting away from them.

for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.

[agitatxr]

@lackspraise

          ♙    HE’D ASK   how he got in here but   ..   he knew better to question at this point,  plus he was just   too exhausted   to care right now.   staring as the other he sighed,  chin resting on his palm for a moment as he took in his foe.  or,  well   –  not his but the concept of his ire was standing in front of him right now.    ❝         sure did.  i kicked his ass,  took his company and visit him at ravencroft sometimes.  seems like i dealt with them quite plainly if i do say so myself,  lester.         ❞  

     He blinks once. He was hoping to get under Jr’s skin, and if he did, there’s not any signs he can pick up to prove it. Lester plops down in a chair and rests his arms behind his head. 

     “That’s actually music to my ears,” he says. “Nice to know I don’t have to look over my shoulder for that fucker right now. I didn’t come here just to razz you, believe it or not. Unlike you, I still have some problems from Norman lingering inside me, and well, it’s not like I can ask the Avengers for help. Apparently it doesn’t matter that I was one for a while.” 

     The nanites. They’re still there, floating in his blood in between his cells and doing the rounds from top to bottom. Lester swears he can feel them even though he knows that’s not how they work. He wants them gone, wants them out and he doesn’t believe when Norman said there was no way to remove them. He doesn’t trust having those fucking things inside his body, anyone with enough brain power can surely find all the information about them and how to reactivate them, and he’d rather not end up writhing on the floor in a puddle of his own piss again. 

     He’s not sure if Harry even has the resources to extract the nanites, but he took control of everything Norman had... maybe.