IF I'M NOT YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE–I ASPIRE TO BE.
Selective, open roleplay blog for Mysterion. Follows back from @cats-and-rams . Penned by Eclipse.
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NASA
The Bowery Presents

shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
RMH

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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

Kiana Khansmith
todays bird
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Jimmy Eat World
Phantogram Three
Not today Justin
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Color Me Curious
cherry valley forever

Origami Around
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@agn0sticangel
IF I'M NOT YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE–I ASPIRE TO BE.
Selective, open roleplay blog for Mysterion. Follows back from @cats-and-rams . Penned by Eclipse.
Rules/Info
(Yeets South park OC here for RP)
*a rather pale kid in a thick parka falls from..somewhere into a dumpster a boney hand as whiter then paper gripped the edge as a voice rasped out.*
God...damnit...not this ****ING PLACE RAGGG
Mysterion just so happened to be wandering around on where this person fell. As he..saw what the fuck happened, he blinked. He slowly approached the kid, wondering what to do.
" ..Are you alright there? "
He just kinda..held out a hand to help out the person.
*There was a 11 year old girl walking around, the girl had messy brown hair that had bright cyan highlights and that faded into a cherry sorta color, she wore a bright purple and gray striped shirt, purple pants that seemed a bit small on the girl and she had scrapes on her feet, she also had a pretty big backpack that was dragging across the ground while the girl wore it that’s how big it was, anyone gonna talk to her? She seems lonely*
@the-plushie-friendships
Mysterion only watched Ames from the very, very top of a building. It was the middle of the night. Why was she out this late? She seemed pretty young as well. Should Mysterion talk to her? I mean, he had to keep watch of this town through the night..
Fuck it. Mysterion jumped down from the top of the building–Somehow landing on his feet, not getting hurt–And walking up to the girl. He only cleared his throat, as he spoke in his usual deep voice.
" You wanna tell me what you're doing out here so late? "
THE-PLUSHIE-FRIENDSHIPS—
*The girl slowly nodded up at the superhero* “Y-Yeah…I-I-I’m lost…m-mister superhero m-man…”
Mysterion simply let out a low hum, as he thought on..what exactly to do for a bit. Well, he might as well just introduce himself first. Can't hurt.
" Just call me Mysterion, kid. "
Mysterion tried to figure out on..how to make this girl not feel so threatened out in the open. Taking her to his own house was not a good option. So..Might as well just hang out.
" If it helps, I can stick around until we find you a good place to stay. "
*There was a 11 year old girl walking around, the girl had messy brown hair that had bright cyan highlights and that faded into a cherry sorta color, she wore a bright purple and gray striped shirt, purple pants that seemed a bit small on the girl and she had scrapes on her feet, she also had a pretty big backpack that was dragging across the ground while the girl wore it that’s how big it was, anyone gonna talk to her? She seems lonely*
@the-plushie-friendships
Mysterion only watched Ames from the very, very top of a building. It was the middle of the night. Why was she out this late? She seemed pretty young as well. Should Mysterion talk to her? I mean, he had to keep watch of this town through the night..
Fuck it. Mysterion jumped down from the top of the building–Somehow landing on his feet, not getting hurt–And walking up to the girl. He only cleared his throat, as he spoke in his usual deep voice.
" You wanna tell me what you're doing out here so late? "
*The girl jumped back in surprise when she suddenly heard someone behind you*
“EEP!!”
Mysterion almost immediately stumbled back at the sudden yell. He quickly put his hands up, in an attempt to not make himself so threatening.
" Hey- Calm down, I'm not here to hurt you. "
Mysterion stayed silent for a moment, thinking on what to say.
" ..Are you lost? It's not safe to be out here so late. "
*There was a 11 year old girl walking around, the girl had messy brown hair that had bright cyan highlights and that faded into a cherry sorta color, she wore a bright purple and gray striped shirt, purple pants that seemed a bit small on the girl and she had scrapes on her feet, she also had a pretty big backpack that was dragging across the ground while the girl wore it that’s how big it was, anyone gonna talk to her? She seems lonely*
@the-plushie-friendships
Mysterion only watched Ames from the very, very top of a building. It was the middle of the night. Why was she out this late? She seemed pretty young as well. Should Mysterion talk to her? I mean, he had to keep watch of this town through the night..
Fuck it. Mysterion jumped down from the top of the building–Somehow landing on his feet, not getting hurt–And walking up to the girl. He only cleared his throat, as he spoke in his usual deep voice.
" You wanna tell me what you're doing out here so late? "
「 RP MEME : WAYS TO REACT TO AN INJURY . 」 * change pronouns as needed . [ my / your ] is dependent on the receiver.
WORRIED.
‘ how did they find your weakness? ’
‘ don’t leave me, please. ’
‘ i still need you. ’
‘ that’s a lot of blood. ’
‘ oh my god! are you okay? ’
‘ here, let me help you. ’
‘ try not to move. ’
‘ no, no, no, no. ’
‘ it’s not supposed to end this way. ’
‘ this can’t be happening. ’
ANGRY.
‘ i told you not to go in alone! ’
‘ you idiot. ’
‘ you were given very clear instructions not to go and do exactly what you did. ’
‘ damnit, stay here. ’
‘ you need to leave! ’
‘ i can handle this on my own. ’
‘ i don’t need your help! ’
‘ keep your fucking eyes open. ’
‘ we don’t have time for this. ’
‘ patch yourself up. ’
PLEASED.
‘ ha! you’re going down that easily? ’
‘ i thought you’d have more fight in you. ’
‘ i can’t believe i actually landed that hit! ’
‘ don’t tell me you’re giving up already. ’
‘ i don’t often like to get my hands dirty… but seeing you like this makes it worth it. ’
‘ this is revenge. ’
‘ bleed for me. you owe me that. ’
‘ i’ve been waiting for years just to see you fall. ’
‘ finally. it’s MY turn to watch you ache. ’
‘ i would say this is the end of us, but this is just the end of you. ’
NON-VERBAL.
‘ PATCH. ‘ - [ my / your ] muse starts to heal / bandage [ mine / yours. ]
‘ RUN. ’ - [ my / your ] muse runs to [ mine / yours. ]
‘ STOP. ’ - [ my / your ] muse stops dead in their tracks.
‘ DOWN. ’ - [ my / your ] muse falls to the ground.
‘ ASLEEP. ’ - [ my / your ] muse sits with [ mine / yours ] while they rest.
‘ WAKE UP. ’ - [ my / your ] muse shakes [ mine / yours ] awake.
‘ HAND. ’ - [ my / your ] muse clasps a hand over [ mine / yours ] to keep from screaming.
‘ KISS. ’ - [ my / your ] muse grabs [ mine / yours ] and kisses them.
‘ DIG IN. ’ - [ my / your ] muse goes in for another hit / stab.
‘ GRIN. ’ - [ my / your ] muse grins at [ my / your ] muses injury.
(:> hope this is alr-*silently yeets Scarlet here-* @ask-c-and-company )
What seemed to be a red panda was wandering around this unknown’s city, trying to not get any attention from the ppl nor be in too much danger as well as trying to stay in the dark. Her back’s fur and tail seemed to be arched, but regardless that, she was trying to find food for herself and to give to her friends too, including shiny items and/or anything else she thinks they will like.
Mysterion was just kinda on his daily patrol around this city. By now, he was leaning against a wall, with his arms crossed. He hasn't dealt with anything so far. Kinda boring.
He was about to just walk back to his house, before he spotted a..Red panda? Huh. He blinked for a moment. As the small animal walked past him, he spoke for a moment.
" Are you lost there, bud? "
Her ears perked up a bit when she heard someone talk to her, momentarily freezing in her spot before she turned around, taking a quick look around as if looking for a spot to hide. But upon seeing no spot to hide, and knowing that wouldn’t be of too much help, she stared up at the child, part of her being between making herself look big as a way to keep herself safe, and the other part to do nothing like that. Scarlet seemed to be..a bit wary? of the child, although that’s mainly because she wasn’t exactly..fond of humans, or at all. All she knew is that there are bad and good ones, but also very bad ones. She didn’t likey.. She shook her head at first, soon speaking hesitantly yet somewhat low. “Mrr..Am fine..” It was all she said for now, it possibly being clear that she was expecting something bad to happen. Other than that, she..was most likely lying there. She was indeed lost but, Was it safe to say? To be near them? But..What if the child was lost too or needed food or something? Mrr..she wouldn’t really like something bad happening to person.. “..Is lost? Need food or shiny..?-“ She managed to ask, not moving her gaze away from him, though she did show a small hint of concern when it comes to that.
Mysterion raised an eyebrow at the small animal. He was wondering if they were going to do anything. Not that he really expected them to do something. Maybe they would just run off. That's kinda what most animals did. So, whatever.
He blinked for a moment at the animal. Oh, shit. They talked. Mysterion took a while to process on this, before he quickly got his mind off of it. He's dealt with weirder. He soon crouched down to the small animal, not really knowing on why the hell he was treating a random red panda like a human being. Whatever. He might as well make a good impression.
" You lost, huh? Yeah, that's not the first time someone got lost here. "
" ..You need food? Well, I'm sure there's..something around here for you to eat. I'm sure I could try and find you something. Did you need anything in particular? "
He is secretly hoping she doesn't ask for anything too out of his budget. Mysterion..doesn't exactly have that much currency.
(:> hope this is alr-*silently yeets Scarlet here-* @ask-c-and-company )
What seemed to be a red panda was wandering around this unknown’s city, trying to not get any attention from the ppl nor be in too much danger as well as trying to stay in the dark. Her back’s fur and tail seemed to be arched, but regardless that, she was trying to find food for herself and to give to her friends too, including shiny items and/or anything else she thinks they will like.
Mysterion was just kinda on his daily patrol around this city. By now, he was leaning against a wall, with his arms crossed. He hasn't dealt with anything so far. Kinda boring.
He was about to just walk back to his house, before he spotted a..Red panda? Huh. He blinked for a moment. As the small animal walked past him, he spoke for a moment.
" Are you lost there, bud? "
" ..You look mysterious as hell with that mask. What's the reason for it? "
@agn0sticangel
(HELLOOOO!! HOPE I'M NOT BOTHERING YOU WITH THIS ASK LOL)
(aaaAAAA- HIIIHIHI, DW YOU DON’T BOTHER- I happi to get the ask fjfb- :] /g /lh /pos)
-C was currently in his office, doing what’s left of paperwork before he could actually leave. Sure, he can just..use his magic to get everything finished and even be anywhere else but- he preferred to not make his own job be quite easy and simple. Though, hearing the voice of a..child? made his actions come to a halt and him to gaze at the child, puzzled at first. Luckily enough, he was able to regain his composure quickly. He left the pen on the table, soon doing a small bow to greet them once he placed a hand over where his heart would be, most likely doing so out of politeness.-
Greetings, Young one.
-He said first, having to take a brief moment before he could answer that question, or at least say something simple and friendly considering their age. Although, he wasn’t exactly sure how to take the first comment.-
There’s no need to worry about it, young one. It is simply an old gift, that I’m used to using it quite often. Though if I may ask, What about you, hm? You look mysterious too, as well as your outfit being well made.
-He added, returning them a question as well as trying to return a compliment, too. His behavior was most likely calm and polite, and his focus on the child, in part trying to figure out where they may come from and so on. And of course, he will introduce himself soon or later.-
ASK-C-AND-COMPANY—
-C waited for them to either accept or deny the handshake patiently, as he kind of examined the situation. “He is certainly not from here..Perhaps, he was able to get here by himself? Hm..either way, this isn’t a place for children to be at, nor children should know what’s done here. And the outfit..it certainly isn’t one for spooky month, I believe.” He thought, soon snapping out of his thoughts when the child decided to do the handshake, returning said action gently for a bit. He did a nod of understanding and to answer the question.- Ah, I see. I will make sure to recall that. And, Really? That’s quite..impressive! I never expected to meet a hero-..nor to meet one at my office- but regardless that, it’s always nice to meet new ppl. As for that, we could say that, yes. However, you don’t seem to be from here.. How did you get here, Exactly? Are you perhaps lost, or looking for someone? -He managed to both say and ask, even showed a hint of excitement there. Honestly, he never expected anyone to appear when he is working, and he’d pretty much rather for that to not happen again for reasons. Those questions may also be silly to ask, but it was necessary to ask.-
" Just lost. I'll find my way home eventually. But, I needed to talk with someone. "
That was true. Mysterion had..no idea on where he was. Just an office, with some mysterious guy. And, if Mysterion thought someone was mysterious? Yeah, he genuinely knew that person was mysterious as fuck.
Mysterion let out a low hum, thinking on what to say next. He looked over at C, noticing the paperwork he was working on recently. The young hero raised an eyebrow, before looking back at C, curious.
" Can I..ask on what you're working on back there? What's with all the paperwork? "
Honestly, Mysterion had no idea on why he was asking this. I guess he just needed something to talk about. He didn't really want any awkward silence. That would be weird.
" ..You look mysterious as hell with that mask. What's the reason for it? "
@agn0sticangel
(HELLOOOO!! HOPE I'M NOT BOTHERING YOU WITH THIS ASK LOL)
(aaaAAAA- HIIIHIHI, DW YOU DON’T BOTHER- I happi to get the ask fjfb- :] /g /lh /pos)
-C was currently in his office, doing what’s left of paperwork before he could actually leave. Sure, he can just..use his magic to get everything finished and even be anywhere else but- he preferred to not make his own job be quite easy and simple. Though, hearing the voice of a..child? made his actions come to a halt and him to gaze at the child, puzzled at first. Luckily enough, he was able to regain his composure quickly. He left the pen on the table, soon doing a small bow to greet them once he placed a hand over where his heart would be, most likely doing so out of politeness.-
Greetings, Young one.
-He said first, having to take a brief moment before he could answer that question, or at least say something simple and friendly considering their age. Although, he wasn’t exactly sure how to take the first comment.-
There’s no need to worry about it, young one. It is simply an old gift, that I’m used to using it quite often. Though if I may ask, What about you, hm? You look mysterious too, as well as your outfit being well made.
-He added, returning them a question as well as trying to return a compliment, too. His behavior was most likely calm and polite, and his focus on the child, in part trying to figure out where they may come from and so on. And of course, he will introduce himself soon or later.-
ASK-C-AND-COMPANY—
-C raised an eye brow, most likely returning the stare before he actually stood up from his chair only to stand near enough to the child.- Oh? Is that so? -He asked, his tone showing a hint of curiosity, as if the choice of words intrigued him. C smiled a bit under his mask, having to kneel down before he could offer the child a handshake. He lets out a low hum upon hearing the name, seeming to like it. Honestly, this one seemed to be..someone quite intriguing, interesting per se.- It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mysterion. You may call me C, or Arius if you wish. My sincere apologies if I said anything that could offend you, btw. I don’t mean to do so, nor I’m willing to cause any possible problems. ..I also assume you are a hero, Correct?
Mysterion stared up at C, not showing any change in his expression. His face was neutral, and..cold, you could say. He kept his arms crossed, not breaking his eye contact.
Mysterion watched C offer his hand. Mysterion didn't move his arm for a moment. He only stared at C, wondering if he could trust him just yet. You could never be too sure.
After a few more seconds, he hesitantly held out a hand, giving a gentle shake to C's. He looked at C as he spoke, his expression relaxing a slight bit.
" No, it's fine. I'd just prefer if you called me by my name instead of.."young one".
And, you would be correct. I am called a hero in my town. That was rather easy to pick up on, I'm guessing. "
" ..You look mysterious as hell with that mask. What's the reason for it? "
@agn0sticangel
(HELLOOOO!! HOPE I'M NOT BOTHERING YOU WITH THIS ASK LOL)
(aaaAAAA- HIIIHIHI, DW YOU DON’T BOTHER- I happi to get the ask fjfb- :] /g /lh /pos)
-C was currently in his office, doing what’s left of paperwork before he could actually leave. Sure, he can just..use his magic to get everything finished and even be anywhere else but- he preferred to not make his own job be quite easy and simple. Though, hearing the voice of a..child? made his actions come to a halt and him to gaze at the child, puzzled at first. Luckily enough, he was able to regain his composure quickly. He left the pen on the table, soon doing a small bow to greet them once he placed a hand over where his heart would be, most likely doing so out of politeness.-
Greetings, Young one.
-He said first, having to take a brief moment before he could answer that question, or at least say something simple and friendly considering their age. Although, he wasn’t exactly sure how to take the first comment.-
There’s no need to worry about it, young one. It is simply an old gift, that I’m used to using it quite often. Though if I may ask, What about you, hm? You look mysterious too, as well as your outfit being well made.
-He added, returning them a question as well as trying to return a compliment, too. His behavior was most likely calm and polite, and his focus on the child, in part trying to figure out where they may come from and so on. And of course, he will introduce himself soon or later.-
Mysterion stared at bit at C, a bit curious about him. He crossed his arms for a moment, raising an eyebrow, and letting out a low scoff. He didn't exactly like being called a "young one". It may be true, but, still. It rubbed him off in the wrong way.
The young hero stared for a moment, thinking on what to say to answer C. He kept quiet for a few seconds or so. He soon spoke in a quiet, deep tone of voice.
" Being mysterious is my entire point. "
He stayed silent for a moment, thinking on what to say next.
" I am known as Mysterion. And..what about you? "
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–An ask / rp blog for Mysterion from South Park.
–Heavily head-canon based.
–Penned by – Eclipse
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