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[omnivorousshipper]

Welcome!

Hi there! 

I’m Omni and this is my main blog. I usually post for the Fast and Furious fandom, but willing to talk about just about anything! I write constantly and love interacting with people, so feel free to hit me up through my inbox or private message

Wanna read anything of mine? I tag my fics/requests with “omni writes” or “asks” or with individual ships. And here is a incomplete list of my longer fics: Master List

My AO3: Omnivorous_Reader

My Twitch: Omnivorous_Streamer

I stream whenever I can. Usually video games but soon I'll be doing crafts as well

My 18+ fics blog: Omnivoroussmut

My Kofi: Omnivorousshipper

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

cosplay by Violetmasque on tiktok

[aquaticptato]

DIVA ALERT

[teaboot]

Ooo if it’s Submitting Voids Time, here’s my boy and his peetsies sticking out from his new cat condo 🥲

Oughhgghhgghhhhhhh the peetsies......

[omnivorousshipper]

@toxictaicho

[ysketball]

No one talks about the homoeroticism of Sam Rockwell and Ben Schwartz

[technically-human]

A crab era date. They're gossiping

A commission for @kittycatfite. Stone has to make sure the doctor sees the sun every now and then!

[omnivorousshipper]

Fanart for my Stobotnik MerMay fic! Read it Here

This is an extremely quick and rough draft. I'm hoping to clean it up and add more details + shading

I used a template from @ohluccian's post Here

Stone is a cookie cutter shark and Ivo is a Killer Whale/Orca

Cookie cutter sharks are actually bioluminescent!

[omnivorousshipper]

I finally posted my MerMay fic!

Check it out Here

[illegaldownload]

i love bald women

[illegaldownload]

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

[etherealspacejelly]

i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes

theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"

its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.

he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"

again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.

what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful

[silly-demon]

what do inshallah and subhanallah mean so I could potentially use em in the correct situations? And potential words I could use?

[etherealspacejelly]

OK LETS DO THIS

disclaimer i am not arab or muslim and i dont speak arabic but @frogofalltime has explained these words to me and says im using them correctly lmao

inshallah - "if god wills it". like an "i hope this happens" kind of thing. remember the finding nemo poster "inshallah they find him" meme if that helps. used in future tense.

mashallah - "god has willed it", used when something good happened. can be used to denote awe about an event or person. used in past tense.

alhamdulillah - essentially "thank god" or "praise be to god". like mashallah and inshallah but stronger, and can be used in any tense (i think). he will be baked soon alhamdullilah

subhanallah - "glory be to god". like alhamdullilah but stronger. used for when something almost miraculous happens!

those are all the ones i remember off the top of my head im sure binya can add more (and also confirm whether ive got my translations right)

[frogofalltime]

mashaallah robin my faithful student you translated and explained all of this so well :0

there's also astaghfirullah which means "i seek forgiveness in god" which you use when you or someone else does something haram (forbidden / sinful / wrong). tbh we use it in a lot of jokey contexts like if someone swears in a conversation you can call them out like "astaghfirullah haram !"

and bismillah which means "in the name of god" which you can use before doing something, we often use it before doing a difficult thing like when you are struggling to open a bottle or something lmao. or you can say it when someone falls or drops something or gets injured. idk

[headspace-hotel]

appalachians need this they will be unstoppable

[maniculum]

There’s definitely something to doing a mix-and-match with semantically-similar rural-American colloquialisms. I think “Inshallah and the creek don’t rise” has a nice ring to it.

[headspace-hotel]

Lord that rolls off the tongue so good 😭

[apexconcoction]

"What do you mean you haven't drawn Monsterverse Godzilla yet???"

Well now I have and no one will ever question me again. Happy Pride!

[naniiebimworks]

1: The tasks are never ending.

2: Do I write the Old Man Yaoi smut.

[omnivorousshipper]

Stobotnik Family

Sometimes your family is your loyal sycophant, an alien hedgehog your grandpa adopted, your AI daughter, and the robot version of your nemesis

[penny-anna]

Like you do need to recognise sometimes that a person is not picking up your social cues and adjust your communication style accordingly. If someone isn't understanding you then you need to change up how you're communicating and not just say the same thing over & over.

[sakana-no-yama]

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

HAPPY SECOND EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

(I nearly missed it!!) (5th of June)

[emery-maybe]

HAPPY THIRD INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

FUCK YEAH

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[decemberwinter]

listen. I’m all for “writers deserving of having their boundaries respected” but this is so funny to me and like the funniest part is that I don’t think it’s even grounded in reality. like, how are you going to require proof that your readers are in your specific age range? why does it matter to you how old your readers are??? they are???? strangers???? why do you care? how does it affect you? 😭

but to be fair, this is some shit I did when I was 12 and thought I was edgy too. so I get it.