✨THE GRAND SCIENTIST AGNES TACHYON✨

It is me! Agnes Tachyon!

[agnestachyonlab]

HELLO GUIN- I MEAN, HELLO PEOPLE OF UMABRL, IT IS ME, AGNES TACHYON, THE PHANTOM TRIPLE CROWN

Okay, not let's tone down, I can't scream too much

I'm here to have f- I mean, to make fri- I MEAN, I'm here because of my research

I'm a She/They brilliant scientist

(Thinking about tags)

// I don't know if there's already an Agnes Tachyon or more, but she's my oshi, so just let me have fun ok?

// Mod it's not a minor and just wants to have fun roleplay

[agnestachyonlab]

Slept for 32 consecutive hours after staying awake for almost an entire week

I still don't know how they keep letting me do this, but I'm not stopping

[ridl]

i miss my aroace queerplatonic horsegirl freaks

[agnestachyonlab]

Six seven or something

I'm tired

[saintalbatross]

Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

[kispa151]

this one blew up on twitter like crazy

[agnestachyonlab]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................

.....................................Tea

[ferricsailor]

when the baddie csnt swish swish her sleeves but its ok cause the tachs are out

[agnestachyonlab]

I want my sleeves back...

[swirlyflourish]

This was only meant to be a lasso tool warm up, but somehow turned into an mlp thing midway 🦄

[agnestachyonlab]

Agnes Tachyon

[agnestachyonlab]

Sweeping kick

Wait wh-

[agnestachyonlab]

If anyone wants Agnes Digital, come take her

If you're an Umamusume, it'd be way easier, but just come take her

I need sleep and she's always reading yuri late at night

[ferricsailor]

Whatever Brah

[agnestachyonlab]

*Sighs*

I wish I could race against my siblings

[agnestachyonlab]

The brain scan is complete! Finally, someone with an actually normal umamusume brain to investigate here in Tracen, optimal conditions for me to compare myself to!

I see, yes it was definitely a good idea to get readings just after physival activity as well, your brain has different parts sending signals, especially ones that...

*Several minutes later.*

...which must be a result of your training both physically and mentally, putting you into a state of maximum efficiency, in the exact mindset that you need to be in! Just as expected, wonderful!

Now! If you would excuse me for one moment, please.

*Unihemispherical leaves, her right ear having stayed drooping this whole time. However, when she returns, the ribbon that comprises her ear decoration has changed to the right ear, the left one now drooping*

Thank you so much for helping!! Is there anything you want me to do in return, Tachyon? - @unihemispherical

Well... Now that you're asking... I do need someone to help me give Pokke something, and I need to be someone she wouldn't be suspicious of

It'd be wonderful if you could do this for me

[unihemispherical]

Sure! I'd be happy to! Where is she...?

[agnestachyonlab]

Well, she's been avoiding me for the last weeks, but Cafe might know, I believe Cafe is training at this hour

[unihemispherical]

Ahhh, okay, I'll try and find her!

What did you want me to give Pokke, anyway?

[agnestachyonlab]

It's just this drink, it's meant to help her build muscles mass

[agnestachyonlab]

The brain scan is complete! Finally, someone with an actually normal umamusume brain to investigate here in Tracen, optimal conditions for me to compare myself to!

I see, yes it was definitely a good idea to get readings just after physival activity as well, your brain has different parts sending signals, especially ones that...

*Several minutes later.*

...which must be a result of your training both physically and mentally, putting you into a state of maximum efficiency, in the exact mindset that you need to be in! Just as expected, wonderful!

Now! If you would excuse me for one moment, please.

*Unihemispherical leaves, her right ear having stayed drooping this whole time. However, when she returns, the ribbon that comprises her ear decoration has changed to the right ear, the left one now drooping*

Thank you so much for helping!! Is there anything you want me to do in return, Tachyon? - @unihemispherical

Well... Now that you're asking... I do need someone to help me give Pokke something, and I need to be someone she wouldn't be suspicious of

It'd be wonderful if you could do this for me

[unihemispherical]

Sure! I'd be happy to! Where is she...?

[agnestachyonlab]

Well, she's been avoiding me for the last weeks, but Cafe might know, I believe Cafe is training at this hour

[agnestachyonlab]

The brain scan is complete! Finally, someone with an actually normal umamusume brain to investigate here in Tracen, optimal conditions for me to compare myself to!

I see, yes it was definitely a good idea to get readings just after physival activity as well, your brain has different parts sending signals, especially ones that...

*Several minutes later.*

...which must be a result of your training both physically and mentally, putting you into a state of maximum efficiency, in the exact mindset that you need to be in! Just as expected, wonderful!

Now! If you would excuse me for one moment, please.

*Unihemispherical leaves, her right ear having stayed drooping this whole time. However, when she returns, the ribbon that comprises her ear decoration has changed to the right ear, the left one now drooping*

Thank you so much for helping!! Is there anything you want me to do in return, Tachyon? - @unihemispherical

Well... Now that you're asking... I do need someone to help me give Pokke something, and I need to be someone she wouldn't be suspicious of

It'd be wonderful if you could do this for me