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thewuzzy

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i have an idea for a meme hold on let me make it

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acecroft

that’s it that’s the show

distractedboyfriend

khylee

W a i t

Has this always

My 5th year teaching kindergarten.

Impromptu photo shoot with umbrellas because the day was absolutely perfect and Cassie is a gorgeous goddess.

#photography #umbrellas #punk

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Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

demisatyr

a worthy rival

buddyblanc

pleasant-canadians-music

pkdonuts5

😂

#Ham #HAMmerTime #cats #kitten #kitty #fluffy

#Ham #HAMer time #kitten #kitty #fluffy cat

My friend posted this and reading it made me laugh so hard I was crying

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Cliff Clavin

#Cheers #Cliff Clavin

When someone spells a word incorrectly, but phonetically correlating to its common mispronunciation, I often wonder if it is intentional or accidental... I guess that's how words (d)evolve.

#words #language #slang