absolute chaos

Lu, She/Her, 23, currently obsessed with MotoGP, F1 & Hockey

[fall0utmind]

I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[agnst-crrnt]

Cal to me is what i think Vale is to a lot of you in that he's an old retired guy that also isn't quite retired & is always committed to the bit

And in that I would fuck him without hesitation

[sacharowan]

he thinks he's so funny

[raylangivins]

[galaxywarp]

[multiseb21]

comms saying marc’s quote about how another title won’t change his life is a mind game against all those in the title fight who have never won. well yes but that’s the amateur reading. real critical thinkers know that’s also twisting the knife at a certain yellow someone

[cinnnnnnamon]

Team Canada Olympics Mack you will always be famous

[lowcenterofgravity]

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM

[pemguims]

8/7/87 - happy birthday sidney crosby!!

poem

[catefumi19]

I'm sorry for laughing, but apparently someone stole Franco's suitcase in Italy and he's MAD 😭😭😭

Trans: Who would've said that Europeans would steal everything from a Latino. Please, they didn't even leave the mate kit🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 I'm sure they're not gonna like mate 🙏🏻

[catefumi19]

THERE'S MORE

Comment: noo, don't tell me they robbed you 🥲🥲🥲

Franco: and I was never robbed in Argentina #SaferThanEurope

[arichambers]

This is a genuine take, the way Macklin Celebrini is feeling up on Will Smith’s back in that video is disgusting. It looked very sexual and I don’t think Will appreciated that, he visibly looked uncomfortable and tried to let macklin down easy. I honestly think Macklin is the more sexually charged one between the two of them because why are you literally feeling him up in front of your peers?

I genuinely think he has this vile horny vibe to him when he is around Will and I think will always looks uncomfortable when he does shit like that. It’s one thing if it’s reciprocated, but Will Smith often looks very uncomfortable anytime he does shit like just touching him in general.

I personally think Will Smith is straight so for him to have to go through this is heartbreaking because I think he feels like he has to just endure the physical sexual touches Macklin disgustingly throws his way and he doesn’t. I genuinely hope Will Smith is ok and safe when he is around him alone because with the way this is looking, he could just be keeping quiet about it because he doesn’t wanna stir up drama in San Jose.

Y’all need to pay attention because in most of these practice videos Will smith looks so uncomfortable and I can’t be the only one who sees it! You think it’s cute and it’s not, I see something very alarming going on.

[smittybrinis]

[multiseb21]

it’s always [insert track I don’t like or care about here] extended for 27 years and never hahahah guys we were just kidding about phillip island

[theboschvroom]

seeing as my post has somehow ended up in the hr department, I decided to have some fun and go through the tags and pick out my favs:

oi, You came into My house, not my fault Marc has a banger ass

hey, ur technically close enough, u should recognize Marc's ass, do better (LOL)

ok fuck it, youre making me wanna check different asses to see if there's cake.

Conclusion?

it's a 'nah dawg' for me

sorry, but ur competition has BunsTM

(also I guess there's a fic series for whoever is a carlando fan? eh, have fun?)

si, es motogp, más concretamente rosquez

ur not gonna believe what I'm about to tell u mate

well, not really reebok, but I guess people are having fun? also damn, those must be all the shane tags that exist, good on ur tagging system dude

felt, idk who these people are and why they're driving our bus, but at least they're all appreciating Marc's ass, that's nice

.....now I only have to throw them back out again somehow

hell yeah, im rocking with u fellas, and thank you for respecting the high art of death vroom feat spanish antichrist ass

objectively untrue, but I appreciate the sentiment, thank you very much :)

......now wait a goddamn second, how did this turn around-

tadaaaaaaa hope people find a bit of entertainment in it, bosch out ✌️

[theboschvroom]

nike call me

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[trickstarbrave]