[pr1nceshawn]

Why Movies About College are Actually Full of Shit.

[senakoko]

This is very important because my brother and I grew up thinking college was like this. Like we would live out a beer commercial.

And when I got to college and it DIDN’T happen, it stressed me out. I thought I was doing something wrong again. I had, apparently, messed up high school according to the media, and now college?! The supposed best time of my life?! It created a big depression, and living far from home made it worse as I had no friends or family I could immediately talk to. It took a long time for me to understand that movies and commercials and shows that portray college like that is complete and utter bullshit.

[678i0u]

[coolthingoftheday]

Adorable Japanese hamster bread. 

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[soundssimpleright]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[jenjenrose-irl]

there’s no way in hell I could take a bite out of these

[radicalduck]

It has a butthole

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

I’d take these to the petstore and just start eating them in front of children

[virgno]

And here you see in order a Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw And Slytherin

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys, I’m sorry but I think December 31st is going to be my last day on Tumblr for the year.

[moonshoesmargo]

…if one more person asks me why I’m leaving.

[gracefullmesss]

[thursday]

*starts paper the night before its due* *puts a date from several days ago to imply to teachers that i am a diligent student who knows how to manage my time wisely*

[youknowwobbles]

Who wants mommy’s famous pancakes with the chocolate chip happy face on ‘em?

[snorlaxatives]

me: *living my life* brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey? me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why brain: nothing just making sure you remember

[poyzn]

Quick and simple lifehacks.

[orphanblack]

Pinky swear. 

[petty-revenge-stories]

Saw Stephen Fry live last week, and he told us this story: Just after the first Harry Potter book had been released, he was offered the role of narrating it for audiobooks. He hadn’t read it, and was simply told it was a children’s book, so figured it would be an easy afternoons work. When he met JK Rowling, she mentioned that she was writing a sequel. Stephen replied very condescendingly “good for you”.

A few years down the line, the books are selling well, and he is doing the recording for the Prisoner of Azkaban, when he runs into the phrase “Harry pocketed it”. Stephen could not say this line. It always came out as “Harry pocketeded it”, unless he said it ridiculously slowly. They tried time and time again to get it right, but to no avail. Eventually, he called up JK and asked if he could say “Harry put it in his pocket” instead. She thought for a moment, then said “no”, and hung up.

The phrase “Harry pocketed it” appeared in the next four books.

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[onlyblackgirl]

I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd. 

[thetattedstoner]

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[kalliente]

Hospitals are so weird, like

on one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks on

and on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole

[jennysjetpack]

the circle of life

[gold]

the most exciting thing about my summer is being able to catch up on shows

[theclearlydope]

[shitshilarious]

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

“She’s 15 and an aspiring singer”

“and she’s a gorilla”

“And now they are STEP-SISTERS”

“Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo”

“Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school”

“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”