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PRINCESS GWEN OF AGRABAH Daughter of Aladdin and Jasmine. Sister of Gavin (and future member of his small council). Fierce as a tiger - ask Raja Junior. Curious mind. Proud feminist. Lover of adventures, learning, and losing to Zoe in Auradon's weekly 'which princess should be Prince Will's queen?' polls. AGH/DESCENDANTS AU

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[agrabahsgwen]

camelotsamelia:

How do clouds help images last longer???? I like the sound of tossing things into a forgotten wing of Camelot though, I’m pretty sure thats our version of spring cleaning around here tbh. MAKE FUN OF ANYTHING ELSE BABE BUT NO ONE CAN CALL ME BORING, THATS THEM RULES! Am I lucky or have I been so good at girlfriending that this sort of thing falls right into our wheelhouse?? Hey, I’d only want to do the do with Bethany if we got wishes out of it but otherwise I feel you - and I could never hate you for not sleeping with someone else, like, as your girlfriend, I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to hate you if you did want to sleep with someone else. But that isn’t a convo we need to have unless you want to, its pretty low on the priority list for me. Its a hard pick, but ass and lips have gotta top the list or else I’m probably not gaying hard enough.

The cloud means stuff can never be deleted like, ever! It gets uploaded to some server even when you don’t realize it’s floated away like that. Seriously? That sounds like the Room of Requirement in Harry Potter, I’d love to go see all the junk you have piled up in there. I DON’T THINK YOU’RE BORING, I THINK TECHNOLOGY’S BORING, THAT’S NOT THE SAME! You and boring in the same sentence was a little confusing, though. You’ve been very good at girlfriending, I’ve got to give you mad props for that. I never knew a relationship could be this easy. I would never sleep with someone else unless you were there -- although a threesome would probably be pointless, I feel like we’d end up mostly neglecting whoever the third person there would be. And it would be unnecessarily difficult to find someone that isn’t like, contaminated with Gavin germs somehow. I like things with you just the way they are. What would be the less gay answers? Have boys ruined boobs for us all?

[agrabahsgwen]

TEXT ✉ GWENVIN

Gavin: ive literally never been less jealous in my life

Gavin: youve quoted way weirder stuff, im in heart distressssss gimme some slack :-P

Gavin: i just asked her over the internet and she said sure, that counts right?

Gwen: Uh huh. So imagine Bethany and Gracie are having sex, who are you jealous of?

Gwen: But you're YOU, I'm me and like pop-culture more than you do :-p

Gwen: Yeah, that counts. And seems way less like you care, your cover isn't blown for another day, congrats!

[agrabahsgwen]

TEXT ✉️️ GWEN X MAYA

Maya: Weird choice of best friend :-P omm did people not realize how freaking gay you are?

Maya: Phones are better :-P If you wanna delete the whole thing you can but for scrapbooks you have to burn it or something.

Maya: Jafar's fat now :-P If that makes you feel good lol. WHY did you have to add the 'not literally' just as a beautiful plan was taking shape D:< Those are pretty cool things, I guess. Important, too, espcially since this kingdom isn't going to have a queen for once.

Gwen: Opposites attract :-p APPARENTLY. My own brother was shook, stupid heteronormative society. I'm so glad the King's marrying another guy even if the idea of two dudes ruling the country isn't my favorite. At least it makes the gay factor more acceptable around here.

Gwen: LOL you can delete it but ti's still saved in some like virtual server somewhere, apparently. The internet is a weird thing.

Gwen: THAT'S WEIRD TO IMAGINE. He was always such a beanpole according to stories. I LIKE my brother, I didn't want you getting any ideas :-p There are people who deserve to be dead way more than Gavin. Right? I hope Blake and Will have a kickass daughter to take the throne after them, but since they probably have to adopt I guess it'll be another boy >.

[zoethemermaid]

Ladies and gentleman!

[agrabahsgwen]

zoethemermaid:

Private: Oh, no, Tim has been nothing but wonderful as far as that’s concerned - it was just some horrible joke that came from some horrible part of insecure Zoe who still pipes up from time to time, I promise. No kicking of his ass required. Can you believe we both have sex lives to talk about, finally? Well, almost - after prom, though, we both will. It makes me feel like we’re so old, doesn’t it? But I wasn’t asking for a no, and I’m glad I didn’t get a no, honestly, because Tim is a great cute sweet guy and I can’t see any reason not to, and I actually want to, and I’m not too scared about what it means for the long term and I’m just focusing on how it’s a good move for right now, which is wonderful and scary and exciting all at once. Was the first time awkward for you, too? Amelia talks about sex so much sometimes that I couldn’t imagine it had ever been awkward for you two, but that makes me feel a little better, because I’m slightly terrified of messing up somehow or like… I keep having images of accidentally hurting him in my head and I don’t know how to get those to stop. Was it the stripper pole that changed your mind to the party bus? Oh, Beast, Gwen, I’m not going to grab her and toss her off the pole if that’s what you’re thinking - I know how to have fun once in a while too, I promise. I might even take pictures, if you’re lucky! I’m not taking a camera into prom with us but, for before, it might be fun to capture the day! I guess the only way to know for sure is to tune in next for the Gwenmelia promposal action; I’m sure however it happens, you’ll love it, though. You’re so much more of a sap than you pretend to be, I can feel it.

Private: Glad to hear it. I mean, not that you’re still feeling insecure, because you’re my favorite person in the whole world, Z, but I’m glad Tim’s not doing anything that’s making you feel that way. Hey, talking about what happens before you actually do it still counts as talking about your sex life, it’s still you having an interest in it and getting ready for it, close enough. Did you just shit sandwich me on purpose? Good word, scary, good word, like I wouldn’t notice the scary part? You haven’t got much to be scared of, though; I mean, it’s a little weird when you’re doing it the first time and it’s unfamiliar, but so was using your camera for the first time, right? And now you love that, that’s just the way life goes. Boys are resilient, unless you have teeth in your vagina that you’ve never told me about I don’t think you’re going to hurt him. Uh... the stripper pole was definitely a bonus, I’m going to keep this streak of not lying to you. I’d love to see those pictures, honestly; because they’re pictures you took, and because my girlfriend’s hot, it’s win, win. Hey! I’m only a sap around my sappy best friend, don’t go giving the rest of the world high expectations.

[agrabahsgwen]

emilyofneverland:

Then you weren’t listening, but why should I be surprised? That seems typical of your little squad.

Yeah… I know what bait looks like, but I’m a fish that’s not going to get onto your hook. Good try, Emily.

[agrabahsgwen]

TEXT ✉️️ GWEN X MAYA

Maya: The oldest sibling seems like kind of a dick and the youngest seems so...girly. Zac's def the best of the three of them if they are the most diff Auradon has to offer :-P

Maya: Can't u put memories on a phone???? Who needs a book when this phone holds, like, everything?

Maya: Say what you want about villains, but back at the Isle? The women ruled :-P Maleficent was the big bad and everyone knows chicks made the most powerful villains; no one ever stopped you from having something because you were a girl, if you earned it by being scary, you earned it. It's kinda weird to me that Auradon is a utopia but is way weirder about any gender roles than my old home was tbh. What exactly are you guys doing to change that tho?

Gwen: Uh huh... I mean, Zoe's been my best friend for as long as I can remember, but Zac's a good one. People used to think we were gonna get married lol

Gwen: It's what they did before phones, I guess, and some people think they're cuter or more sentimental.

Gwen: I'm glad to hear that, nobody wants an idiot like Jafar in charge instead. Sadly, not as much as I wish I was; I'd KILL to have my brother's throne (not literally, don't get ideas) but I guess I'll settle for being royal vizier someday and being the one really calling all the shots behind the scenes. And Amelia? She's going to be Camelot's first official lady knight.

[agrabahsgwen]

camelotsamelia:

True! And momentary rewards are better than permanent physical ones anyway, those just gather dust on the shelves and make it harder to move out of your dad’s place once you turn 18. YOU CAN’T CALL ME OLD OR BORING, I’M THE MOST EXCITING PERSON IN YOUR LIFE! And I grew up in Camelot! We’re, like, stuck in the Stone Ages there, it’s totally normal that I’m behind on the tech stuff, especially when I have a very hot girlfriend to show me the ropes. I don’t know the “science” of tats but, like, anything’s possible? And even if it isn’t, we could also get Bethany to grant me a magical tattoo wish - would you be down to give her a threeway if that’s what it took? I’d do it for you! Oh, hip bones are the best. Top three body parts for sure, especially on you.

Take a picture, thanks to the cloud it makes them last longer, and then just toss them in a box in an abandoned wing, never to be seen again. YOU ARE BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU IMMUNE FROM SOME GOOD-NATURED RIBBING NOW AND AGAIN. You’re lucky your very hot girlfriend likes you enough to spare a few minutes of time that you could be doing other things with her on your tech woes, just saying. Um… are you going to hate me if I say no, I’m not down? I mean, not because she’s not hot and I’m not open to that discussion if that’s something you really want, but because ew, do you know how many times she’s slept with my brother? I don’t want to overlap hookups! What are the other two? I mean, I have a few guesses but I’d rather get it straight from the source. 

[agrabahsgwen]

TEXT ✉ GWENVIN

Gavin: weird. i don't like that guy *shrugs*

Gavin: i doubt it lmao she's HER she's always got her head in the game and not in the song

Gavin: i'll try it :-P and hey maybe if she is going crazy about this too prom would be a good place to find out iuno

Gavin: so what r u and ur crew doing for prom??

Gwen: Jealous is NOT a good look on you, Gav :-p

Gwen: You... just quoted High School Musical... and called yourself a song... I need time to process this.

Gwen: Just get over yourself and ask her. Maybe like, get a goal at a tourney game and then have the scoreboard light up, Gracie, Prom? After you score.

Gwen: Um... stuff? Pre-party and then Amelia might be throwing us an after party, I'm sure you're welcome in Camelot.

[zoethemermaid]

Ladies and gentleman!

[agrabahsgwen]

zoethemermaid:

Private: No, don’t try to wrestle anything out of Tim! I’m the one he’s supposed to be, erm, “wrestling” with after prom and if you start, he might forget he wants to do it with me! I’m kidding, by the way, about worrying he wants to with you - I am, however, not kidding about planning to go all the way at prom, so, if you have thoughts, I’d love to hear them now! Thoughts about me and Tim, obviously, and not necessarily about how tacky we’re allowed to be. But some party buses do have separation from the front to the back! I was looking them up earlier and some do have like a wall between the driver and the party, with big mirrors on the side like pick up trucks do! They also mainly have stripper poles, though, which seems a bit unnecessary and potentially scarring depending on who drinks how much around them. And I’m not projecting, I’m expecting! Trevor hates prom, Jeremy has a girlfriend, and Gavin asked Gracie? Relationships change over time! And maybe that means you and Amelia will get into a romantic groove. Weirder things have happened!

Private: You better be kidding, because if he was doing or saying anything to make you doubt that he’s into you and only you, I’d have to kick his ass. Thoughts on your sex life? This is new, usually I’m the one with the sex life to talk about. If you’re asking me to tell you not to do it, I’m gonna have to be a crappy friend here and tell you sure, go for it, instead. Tim’s a great guy, he’s super into you… and honestly, the first time is awkward no matter what? But you guys were friends first, and even if you guys for some reason don’t make it, I can’t imagine a world where you’re going to regret losing your virginity to someone who really respects and cares about you? Whatever happens later happens later, but for right now you’ve got a guy who’s going to break his own back to make sure you feel safe and special, it doesn’t get much better than that, Z. As long as it’s something you want? Then there’s no reason not to go for it. Okay, I changed my mind, sign me up for that party bus! And promise not to be too appalled if Amelia gets on the pole because she’s kind of awesome like that. Maybe, but I still don’t see us having a super gooey promposal. It’s just… I don’t know, so not us. 

[agrabahsgwen]

emilyofneverland:

Well, of course I can’t make this mandatory but it’s really just politer to follow the proposed rules so we can all shine in our own unique ways. And I mean, now that this has been put into play, if you’re wearing the same dress as someone who signed up and you didn’t sign up… well, you’re the one that just looks like a big jerk, aren’t you?

Girls thinking other girls are jerks because they have the same fashion taste is so unevolved and petty. All you’re doing is convincing me more and more than your system is screwed up and backwards.

[zoethemermaid]

Ladies and gentleman!

[agrabahsgwen]

zoethemermaid:

Perhaps not an afterparty sort of thing. I wasn’t planning on any sort of, um, public afterparty thing, but a limo, maybe, or maybe even a party bus? I don’t know if that’s too tacky but it would give us room to walk around without being squished in a limo and people tend to drink more in party buses, don’t they? So there’d be enough room for Amelia and her distracting stash. Haha. Hopefully I’ll be all set to get the big public promposal of my dreams next year, so get out all the mocking of those people now, please. And even if I end up falling in love with this private, intimate askign of his, you never know! Maybe next year Amelia will surprise you with some huge elaborate public asking and you’ll be forced to mock yourself. Love makes people do crazy things.

Uh huh... Got it. Does someone have special after prom plans they wanna tell me about, or am I going to have to try and wrestle them out of Tim instead? We’re teenagers, we’re allowed to be tacky. And a bus feels like we’re sticking it to the system since they’re usually used to transport students around in the most boring way possible. The only drawback is that limos have darkened windows and separation from drivers, and the buses don’t... you know, since we’re still underage and all. By the time I’m a senior, I’ll have senioritis and won’t have the energy to mock prom, don’t you worry. Yeah, right; unless it’s her like slicing down a banner with a sword or something, I don’t really see that happening, but keep projecting, Z, seriously, be my guest. 

[agrabahsgwen]

TEXT ✉️️ GWEN X MAYA

Maya: He's a dude :-P Literally, all dumb.

Maya: Zac's weird is at least not boring. He's better than the wanna-be minions on the Isle, that's all.

Maya: Wtf is a scrapbook?

Maya: You're a good egg.

Maya: Seriously, tho, you're kind of cool. And Zac's only ever had good shit to say about you. Can I ask why ur dating the family of that bitch Arthur then??? Or is that "overstepping"?

Maya: Also if the FG asks, let her know how polite I was, mkay?? We get class credit for asking permission.

Gwen: He's pretty good at thinking for himself; all the Atlantica kids are pretty different.

Gwen: Like... a book where you put in memories and stuff, so you can remember them later.

Gwen: LOL it's not overstepping if you wanna ask me about my girlfriend, no :-p She's fun. She's not like her dad, he's all about stupid rules and she's about wanting to break them and make the world better and like, getting equal opportunities for girls. We're the smart ones, yet men still rule the world, but Amelia's not into settling for that and neither am I.

[agrabahsgwen]

TEXT ✉ GWENVIN

Gavin: ugh u mean u actually talk to fish-for-brains?

Gavin: lmao literally

Gavin: NO

Gavin: i mean, like, she isn't into me

Gavin: she's HER

Gavin: i was toying arund with the idea of asking her to prom tho lmao like casually u know is that weird

Gwen: He hangs out with Becca now, they sit at our lunch table sometimes *shrugs*

Gwen: She IS her, but you were never supposed to have feelings either. Maybe she's feeling just as screwed as you are right now :-p

Gwen: Nah, everyone has to go to prom with someone. Just be like, girls suck except you, wanna go with me... or you know, something very unromantic :-p

[agrabahsgwen]

camelotsamelia:

I’m the best girl around now? I feel honored, but where’s my trophy? The best gets trophies! I don’t actually know how to bookmark things but I screencapped, like, a bunch of it and have them as an album on my phone, which is almost good enough, right? Is it possible to get tatts that look like henna? Because it looks seriously dope, like, good enough to be its own design. The hottest place? I kind of have a thing for tattoos on hipbones, tbh, but that might just be because I have a thing for hip bones.

Hey, no one said anything about me owing you trophies, I thought I was giving you plenty of rewards as it is! Babe... You sound like my parents trying to use the internet right now. “Gwen, come show me how to minimize a window; Gwen, how do I get the scanner to work?” I mean -- I’m not saying you’re old and boring, but maybe we should give you a quick lesson on that. I don’t know, I’ve never researched it but if you can get permanent color tattoos I don’t see why your permanent tattoos couldn’t be henna colored to give off the illusion? I like hip bones... easy to hide, fun to show off, fun in other ways...