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timradcliffeĀ :
I donāt live in a castle, I donāt have swords! Iād be better off learning what to do with a baseball bat, but without trying out for the baseball team. Unless you think Zoe would like it if I played baseball? I might be better at that since Iām tall than I would be at being a knight⦠Iām kind of clumsy, I donāt want to stab my dog or myself or worse, Zoe.
You could always borrow swords from me, dude, but since you wouldnāt get to keep them baseball bats could do the trick, yeah! Theyāre not quite as sexy but they do far lessen the chance of accidental stabbing which canāt be that high by the way because Iāve practiced my swordplay while drunk and nothing! Girls do like athletes - Gwen became way hotter for me after I got my tourney jersey, I donāt see why baseball wouldnāt do the same for Zo! Baseball is around the same thing as softball, right? I could definitely help with that.
agrabahsgwenĀ :
Take a picture, thanks to the cloud it makes them last longer, and then just toss them in a box in an abandoned wing, never to be seen again. YOU ARE BUT THAT DOESNāT MAKE YOU IMMUNE FROM SOME GOOD-NATURED RIBBING NOW AND AGAIN. Youāre lucky your very hot girlfriend likes you enough to spare a few minutes of time that you could be doing other things with her on your tech woes, just saying. Um⦠are you going to hate me if I say no, Iām not down? I mean, not because sheās not hot and Iām not open to that discussion if thatās something you really want, but because ew, do you know how many times sheās slept with my brother? I donāt want to overlap hookups! What are the other two? I mean, I have a few guesses but Iād rather get it straight from the source.Ā
How do clouds help images last longer???? I like the sound of tossing things into a forgotten wing of Camelot though, I'm pretty sure thats our version of spring cleaning around here tbh. MAKE FUN OF ANYTHING ELSE BABE BUT NO ONE CAN CALL ME BORING, THATS THEM RULES! Am I lucky or have I been so good at girlfriending that this sort of thing falls right into our wheelhouse?? Hey, I'd only want to do the do with Bethany if we got wishes out of it but otherwise I feel you - and I could never hate you for not sleeping with someone else, like, as your girlfriend, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to hate you if you did want to sleep with someone else. But that isn't a convo we need to have unless you want to, its pretty low on the priority list for me. Its a hard pick, but ass and lips have gotta top the list or else I'm probably not gaying hard enough.
auroriascassieĀ :
I suppose I never realized I was worrying so much. I just thought this was normal. Iām glad you donāt have all of the uncertainty, though, or that if you do you cope with it better than I do. The epic poems do sound fascinating, though; I actually think Iād quite like to hear that sometime. Painting is fun for me, though, youāre right. Itās what I do a lot of the time, when everyone else is out having friends and fun. It would be incredible to walk into a castle and see something I created there, but what really counts is that people love the works they hang in their own homes. Zoeās photography, for instance ā that makes people see things, I have no doubt that if she ever starts her gallery with the store Gwen gave her, itāll be wondrous. You think Floraās had feelings for Blake? Oh, I never⦠I never would have noticed that. I mean, Iām quite all right now; Masonās so sweet to me, and I may not be sure what the future holds for us but heās very kind. Of course, of course; I wonāt pity you, the sword is your defining trait; the things in the backdrop are always a little hazier, harder to define. At least thatās how it feels when I paint backdrops sometimes, like theyāre never as clear. Rebound number⦠two? Who else has Zoe dated to get over David that I donāt know about?Ā I thought Iād finally made a friend who told me thingsā¦
Itās easy to cope, all you gotta do is do the things that make you happy until you canāt think about anything else and keep going until you pass out! I donāt know if that metaphor extends to more than alcohol and swords, though, so donāt try to paint until you faint, kay? I have a feeling that would mean breathing in paint fumes and I donāt think youāre the kind to get high, Pristine Princess. Well, you should come chill in the Camelot town squares, then! If you go to my next party, theyāre always outside in the morning, singing juuust loud enough to make you wish you were slightly less hungover. I feel like Zoster would let you hang your paintings in the gallery too, then more people would get to see it and buy them and use them to make their shitty stone castles a little warmer, but I know zilch about art so I have no clue if thatās even how it works. Youāll find a way, youāre like the princessiest princess. People arenāt gonna let you flop. I dunno, itās just a guess - of the three girls that are his back up wives, Flora just always seemed like the one who would actually jump at a chance to take his monkey ass up the aisle, but I could be wrong. Yeah, Mason. He does seem nice, and heās way cuter than he was even just last year, so thereās that at least. Yeah, itās exactly like that! When Iām holding a sword, itās kind of like all I can see - everything else is like watercolor or something until it becomes part of the practice. Oh, psh, I didnāt mean she wasnāt your friend or that I had a secret about her and knew something you didnāt or anything,Ā I just... itās dumb, but I kinda considered David to be her first rebound, for when sheĀ ālostā Gwen. I always thought Zoe had a thing for Gwen but I have no proof yet except for this pit in my stomach, but that could just be more abs coming on.Ā
blakeofthejungleĀ :
Fuck that ā literally, Iād fuck Will all the time and prove I canāt complete the challenge, thatās so not happening. Glad youāre in a good mood, though, so that Iām not technically failing a challenge. To be fair, I kinda wasnāt talking to Will when it happened, and I was blowing off his bachelor party, but still. Queen Amelia⦠I mean, at the risk of sounding totally disloyal, Iād bow down to you, just saying. Nope, youāre the first one, thanks for the compliment.
...You know what might be more interesting than daring you to go a month without a hit of Willās sweet man meat? Betting on which one of us, you and me, could abstain from sex the longest. I donāt know what weād bet on, but that way at least weād both be miserable until one of us won! I still canāt believe you missed your boyās bachelor party, tsk tsk - and you arenāt even going to get to go to his real one because youāll be the other groom, how sad is that? I hope you know I literally just hissed at the use of my name and the Q word in one sentence, how dare youu.
blakeofthejungleĀ :
I mean, that also sort of sounds like a Flinstones costume but whatever works, I could rock it. And probably make Will want to rip it off me, too, wanna dare me to? Clearly it just means you need to throw more parties so they have more time to notice, duh. Sure, itās not like we need to have a super special prom sex night or anything since we already do it all the time, so Iāll make sure Auradon Cityās cool and if not we can do it down at Belleās harbor. Hey! Will might close off Bald Mountain forever if I end up in the hospital again so letās hope that doesnāt happen. If you ever end up in a cast Iām drawingĀ āI heart Camelot and my dadā all over you, at least I like penises.
No way, itās no fun daring someone to do something that isnāt a challenge - daring you and your boy to go a month without doing it sounds more up my alley so youāre lucky Iām in a good mood. Yes! Thank Beast, Iām in the same boat with Gwen about not needing to make it a big deal, but what I do need? Is a giant fiesta! If the combined boring safe powers of Willsephone couldnāt keep you out of a cast, I dunno what I, the fun enabler, will be able to pull off but Iāll try - closing off Bald Mountain might lead to me throwing your boyfriend out of office and we wouldnāt want that. WOW has anyone ever told you that you are what you eat, ya big dick?Ā
auroriascassieĀ :
I donāt know. Good enough for other people to like it, good enough to make them feel some sort of emotion when they look at it, to leave a lasting impression? I know I can make things that are objectively good, that other people can glance at and sayĀ āwow, I wish I could paint like thatā but then they move away from the painting and they forget all about it. I want them to remember it, I want them to feel like seeing it changed them ā I guess thatās just what being an artist is. Not that Iām even really an artist, I donāt know if itās my destiny to do this forever and thatās why things didnāt work out with Prince Will, or if itās just a hobby and wonāt ever be more than that. I envy you, you know. Loving the freedom so much, loving all the possibilities. Without knowing what Iām supposed to be doing, I just feel a little lost, I guess. Not being married to a gay king whoās in love with someone else is probably a good thing, though, youāre right, especially when I was silly enough to have real feelings for him when I was just another name on a list for him. You could definitely make the Camelot sigil more your style! Iām guessing no flowers, but what about waterfalls? Trees? The sun? The stars? There are so many things you can add as a backdrop, things that are more uniquely you. Oh wow, so things with you and Gwen are going that well? I suppose now I understand why Zoe seemed so threatened by your relationship. Iām so thrilled for you guys, though! You seem like a great couple.Ā
Beast, Princess, you worry too much, especially for someone whoās song hasnāt even started. Camelotās super big on a lot of old-timey dumb traditions, but one of them I actually kind of like is declaiming - people will just go to the town square and sing/scream the epic poems of old knights and good kings in our history, and they never start at the beginning or go through the childhood. They start when theyāre, like, fifteen or twenty and have a great journey put in front of them, and thatās when you need to worry and feel and try and do shit! Your destiny will find you eventually so why not have fun until then, right? And if your fun is your art, even better. Practice makes perfect. I canāt get enough of my swords so I dunno if thatās the same thing, but just because I havenāt used them in battle yet doesnāt mean I donāt think Iāll get the chance one day. Same with you and your painty thingy. You donāt have to be jelly. Weāre in the same boat. Love is more than silly, itās stupid, thatās just the way that game goes. Maybe you can bond with Flora, sheās obviously been trying to get Blakeās cone in her soft serve for like aaggessss; I bet sheās feeling dumb now too that theyāre Auradonās cutest couple, but hey, there are other non-rainbow fish in the sea if you, you know, bothered to talk to more people. Ha, well, and donāt feel bad for me for saying this because itās not like a pity thing, but Iām not really sure whatāsĀ āmore uniquely meā that I could possibly add. All those things are fine and pretty but theyāre not, like, solid Amelia things. Iām not sure I have any solid Amelia things so...maybe a hold off on the tat. Maybe. Gwen and I arenāt going marriage well, donāt be crazy. I just like the tiger thing. Itās hot. Ha! I knew Zoster was threatened! Hopefully thatās died down now that sheās on Rebound #2.
agrabahsgwenĀ :
Hey, no one Ā said anything about me owing you trophies, I thought I was giving you plenty of rewards as it is! Babe⦠You sound like my parents trying to use the internet right now.Ā āGwen, come show me how to minimize a window; Gwen, how do I get the scanner to work?ā I mean ā Iām not saying youāre old and boring, but maybe we should give you a quick lesson on that. I donāt know, Iāve never researched it but if you can get permanent color tattoos I donāt see why your permanent tattoos couldnāt be henna colored to give off the illusion? I like hip bones⦠easy to hide, fun to show off, fun in other waysā¦
True! And momentary rewards are better than permanent physical ones anyway, those just gather dust on the shelves and make it harder to move out of your dadās place once you turn 18. YOU CANāT CALL ME OLD OR BORING, IāM THE MOST EXCITING PERSON IN YOUR LIFE! And I grew up in Camelot! Weāre, like, stuck in the Stone Ages there, itās totally normal that Iām behind on the tech stuff, especially when I have a very hot girlfriend to show me the ropes. I donāt know theĀ āscienceā of tats but, like, anythingās possible? And even if it isnāt, we could also get Bethany to grant me a magical tattoo wish - would you be down to give her a threeway if thatās what it took? Iād do it for you! Oh, hip bones are the best. Top three body parts for sure, especially on you.
timradcliff eĀ :
Oh, uh, t hanks for the offer, thatās pretty chill of you and all, but I donāt think Iād be cut out for the knight life. I might break my fingers and not be able to play piano anymore, or walk seven dogs at one time, and that would kind of throw off my groove.
You donāt have to, like, get into it and try for a seat on the Round Table just because you can, but some self defense with a sword could be nice... even if you have zero to defend yourself for! The offerās always there, Timbo, just know that! And besides, I hear the ladies love a man in armor, it might make Zoe swoon more than any piano playing or dog walking you can pull off.
blakeofthejungleĀ :
Not yet Iām not! When I am officially Iāll probably have to like, wear a shirt or something, but for now Iām gonna live it up while I still can. Please, anyone kicking Drunk Amelia out of a party doesnāt understand how fun a party is supposed to be, clearly. Dude, Zac and Leo are cool, maybe itās just mergirls that think they have better ways to have fun. Trays donāt have wheels, thatās just gonna slow us down! You could use one and I could use the other and we could see whose way works better, thatās like a tortoise and hair race kinda thing.
A shirt with a loincloth drawing on it, right? Because that sounds adorable and Iād totally buy one. Drunk Amelia is the party, why donāt people get that yet? Clearly that just means I havenāt thrown enough parties and Iāve gotta throw, like, the after-prom bash of the century; wanna throw that together in your boy-toyās castle? The bigger the party, the better, probably before we do Blake and Ameliaās Race Down Bald Mountain in case some lame person like you has to end up hospitalized again. If you ever end up in a cast again Iām drawing penises all over it and you wonāt be able to stop me.
auroriascassieĀ :
Maybe thatās exactly why Iām not sure Iād want to get a tattoo. An artist is their own worst critic; Zoe and I have talked about art and how her photographs can move people, and I donāt know if my paintings do that. I always feel like I want to change them and improve them and thatās just not conducive to having one image on my body forever, you know? Itās so permanent and I guess nothing in my life really feels permanent. Beast, this is so silly, Iām sorry for telling you all of this, I guess I just feel like⦠I thought for so long maybe Iād be queen someday, now that thatās not my future I donāt know what is yet. Of course I could help you! We have swords in the halls in Auroria, Iāve just never used them, of course. What else do you think is important to you that youād want on you for always?
Nah, itās not silly. I mean, maybe a little silly, but only because it kind of sounds like youāre saying you donāt think your art will ever be good enough to be permanent, which is ridonc. Dude, itās art - what does good enough even mean? If it looks interesting and makes you feel cool, thatās all it takes, right? I know a lot of peeps are freaked out by the permanence aspect of tats - Iām freaked out by the permanence aspect of, like, everything else, so I get it - but if you ever find a feeling or a painting you like enough, youāll know. Or youāll wake up one day with a craving for them like me, but I donāt really see that happening and thatās cool too. Not having permanence in your life ahead, though? Waaaay better than not having a tattoo - it sounds all cool to have your life set for you but when you think about it, that just means that you never have to make a decision or mess or....itās just way freeer this way. Probably doesnāt feel like it now, but itās freeer and freeer is always better. As is not being married to the gayest king to ever gay. Eh, swords are pretty much my bread and butter - or I lowkey kind of like the Camelot sigil but itās also way old-school. Itād be dope to pretty it up. I like the Agrabah tiger thing, too, but getting that tattooed on is waaaaaaaay too much committment. Dude, I donāt know why I said that, forget it.
agrabahsgwenĀ :
Iām much more about giving people equal opportunities; itās selfish to have a monopoly on the best girl around. You did? I hope you bookmarked it, Iād love to see it. Trying a henna first might be cool, to make sure that I like it, but if I did Iād be more than okay with getting something more permanent. Uh huh? And whereās the hottest place you could imagine it being, just out of curiosity?
Iām the best girl around now? I feel honored, but whereās my trophy? The best gets trophies! I donāt actually know how to bookmark things but I screencapped, like, a bunch of it and have them as an album on my phone, which is almost good enough, right? Is it possible to get tatts that look like henna? Because it looks seriously dope, like, good enough to be its own design. The hottest place? I kind of have a thing for tattoos on hipbones, tbh, but that might just be because I have a thing for hip bones.
timradcliffeĀ :
When do you get to become a legit knight, then? Like, is it when you graduate, or could you apply now and start training after school so that youāre ready when you graduate? I kind of donāt know a lot about how the knight thing works, Iām sorry.
Itās okay, dude, you wouldnāt have a reason to know about the knight thing. Itās biggest in Camelot and Auradon City after all, and besides, you as a knight? I mean, you could rock it, but youād need like waaay a lot of training. Which Iād be willing to give you, tbh! Itād be a fun bonding thang.
timradcliffeĀ :
Why wouldnāt you get a sword? If I got something Iād get either piano keys or a dalmatian ā not that Iād ever get anything, Iād be kind of weird with a tattoo, right? But obvious is good, it means youāll like it forever and never wanna get it taken off.
Obvious makes sense for you, Tim-Tim! A dalmatian, piano keys - it works, totally. But a sword....bleh, until I legit become a knight, it feels like Iām jinxing myself, you know?
agrabahsgwenĀ :
If I get one, Iām going full on tiger. Which I realize doesnāt help you, but hey, do I really have to try to win the title of being your best friend? Iāve already got the wholeĀ āgirlfriendā thing in my favor, I donāt think it can get any better than that.
You could be booooth, but that would be mighty selfish of you, Gwennifer! I love the idea of tiger for you, though. I saw a tiger henna design that made me think of you the other night when I was flipping through the internet, though - how likely are you to actually get ink? Because thatād be way hot.