Ally

who that

[publeesher]

Tell me that this isn’t what happened.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[chillperhaps]

[forestgreenlesbian]

why does she will be loved by maroon 5 make me feel……..like that

[agsvc]

me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming: life makes me depressed baby!!!

my therapist: I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way

[answeringemails]

imagine: clear skin with no weird texture or redness

[it-was-ady]

Food $200 Data $30 Rent $250 Things I buy because I’m depressed $3,600 Utility $100

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl]

buy more things because you’re depressed

[it-was-ady]

Okay

[dancersofeveryday]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

me and the girls

[wispagold]

The music in this vid is so imposing. This is what plays in my head immediately before I have a panic attack

[ayungbiochemist]

If you can’t pour a glass of soda then just become a fucking electrical engineer

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

the most unnecessary shit I’ve ever seen

[ayungbiochemist]

Who has all of these supplies just laying around

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

​my dude i am 100% too dumb to even cut the cardboard like that

[eeeeeevol]

Qwhite fucking stupid if you ask me

[brownnesscrew]

[starrystims-blog]

Turn Your Sound On !!!!

[mrsjakegyllenhaal-deactivated20]

remember we are jake gyllenhaal stans first and humans second

[over-sleep]

[nymphomanik]

i never thought i would say this about a fish but wow what an asshole

[just-tea-thanks]

Science side of tumblr, can I get an explanation?

[brevityandclarity]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

(Science lecturer voice) and here we observe a fish just being a real jerk

Student: but why

Me: asshole behavior is a conserved trait in chordates

[onlyblackgirl]

She found his side hoes.

[respectfulmemes]

[rapling-deactivated20191013]

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

[shtephhanie]

[nevver]

[shadsmeister]

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

seems legit

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

ILLINOIS?! ON THE GULF COAST?! Bye!!!!

[blackmodel]

i wouldnt mind LA and NY being that close