this is the log of the lima lime

Sophia, 28, UK | Homer Simpson wrecks my pig, Cypress Hill steals my orchestra and Sonic Youth's in my cooler. Get out of there, you kids!

[eroscestlavie]

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

When we were young my siblings and I had these five completely identical hard plastic figures of Sulley from monsters inc for some reason (pictured above) and we would play this game where we would tie each of them to a blade of the ceiling fan (also pictured) using elastics or electrical tape. Then we would turn the fan on to the highest setting and run. I don't even remember the objective of the game or if there even was one, I think we just had to survive until they all came flying off. And they would come HARD. There were dents in the walls. One time we had a friend over and played this game and she got hit in the head with one of the Sulleys and had to go home early.

[rosellekitty]

His pouch spilleth over. Psalms or whatever.

[nociceptrix]

shorty got me looking up definitions!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this comments section has got to be a social experiment

I guarantee everyone isn't secretly plotting against you for being attractive but if you perceive them that way and treat them differently they may dislike you for real

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[russsiawave]

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[nem23]

[plaguedocboi]

[excitementshewrote]

[kaijuno]

the prettiest girl in the world

[byjove]

enrichment idea: put out a cardboard box that is slightly too small for your cats to comfortably fit in and watch them try to do it anyway.

[cannibalchicken]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

(!)

[utopians]

okay, I’ll bite. What’s media

[akumeoy]

media is when one guy is chasing another with a knife but a tv camera zooms in so it looks like the guy with the knife is being attacked by the guy who’s actually running away. that’s media.

[utopians]

Christ that’s fucked up. Is anyone doing anything about this?

[catcrumb]