NEVER IN A MILION YEARS. Why would he do that? He has better shit to do! Maybe a shower IF he’s getting round two in there
Of his- his cock and his mouth, he’s proud of both of them and what they can do and isn’t ashamed to admit it
Of yours- THIGHS. Oh he LOVES them. Calls them the gates to heaven, not even sexually, even just laying his head on them when he’s bored or upset
Always inside you or on you, this man does not know what a condom is and doesn’t bother learning. He loves the way his cum looks when it’s dripping out of you and will lick it up after
Oh boy. Where do I even start? Jerks off into your panties/boxers when you’re away, he deffo takes your underwear and jerks off into them like the perv he is
Deffo knows what he’s doing, if you met him right after highschool or during highschool he may still be a little clueless (his only example being porn) but if it was later of he deffo knows what he’s doing
Doggy style. That’s all I’m saying. The sight of you on your knees as he pounds into you is makes him harder then anything
Him being goofy. Yes,laughing at you while you squirm, teasing you, overstimulating you. BUT IF YOU LAUGHED AT HIM. Oh girl that’s just offensive, how DARE you laugh at him
Before getting burnt- oh that shit was well taken care off, deffo trimmed just right for you to have the best access
After getting burnt- his hair pretty much burnt off,leaving him more sensitive
He’s not romantic during it? Why would he be? Sex is when he gets to release his anger not his love, that’s for the rare moments he cuddles you
Every time you’re away, he can’t live 3 days without an orgasm and makes it VERY clear
Overstimulating you and edging you. LORD HAVE MERCY. the moment this man goes near you he will 100% not stop until he physically can’t stand up(or if you tell him to stop)
50/50 about it because yes he would love to fuck you anywhere he can especially in front of others so he can show you off but on the other hand he wouldn’t want to show others how beautiful you are, that’s for his eyes only
Pre borderlands- when you climb on top of his lap, just sitting there gets him hard as fuck
During the borderlands- the adrenaline of the games plus you in a swim suit LORD. The people next to your room are gonna be sick and tired of him
Anything that puts him in a submissive position, he doesn’t like to obey and that’s final
LOVES receiving, the moment your lips are near his cock he’s melting into a cocky puddle
Fast and ROUGH. He knows exactly how much you can handle and ALWAYS tries to stay on that pace, never goes slower than it tho
Wasn’t a big fan of them before the borderlands but now loves to fuck you right before a game starts or in the shower before he’s getting ready for a meeting with the executives
He’s into EVERYTHING atp so he’s willing to try anything you tell him as long as it doesn’t put him in a submissive position or how he calls it “little bitch position”
Again. That’s just offensive!! Why would you buy something when he has the same thing in his pants?
Deffo big on teasing, edging you until you’re begging him to let you cum while he just laughs at you and calls you pathetic
Can’t stfu even during sex😔 he’s gonna be talking the whole time, mostly degrading you the switching to praise
Wants to fuck you with his gun, safety off and everything, if you do say yes he will never be more excited then he was in that moment
Before he got burnt-He’s long, noth girthy but the height makes up for it, deffo has an Albert piercing and maybe a vein on the side. A curve by the end that hits the perfect spot
After getting burnt- he’s more sensitive now, but the size didn’t change much, except of course for his piercing melting into his skin
He needs sex like he needs food, it’s a daily necessity for him! Going one day without being inside you will make him the most insufferable person alive
He doesn’t sleep after, sex gives him energy, he’s probably gonna run around the beach after, once again being annoying
A/N: YALL HAVE TURNED ME INTO THIS😔