Kristakelleymohn

Recently graduated twenty-something, love animals too much sometimes, deeply in love, hopeless romantic, welcome to my thoughts....

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[skygenders]

Fox news just @ me next time

[violeteyedmedium]

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

[ruinedchildhood]

[beben-eleben]

Chubby Puppies That Look Like Teddy Bears

[fuemiblog]

im crying

[nick-mess]

im so happy

[my-road-back-to-fitness]

@i-want-to-be-wonderwoman @i-run-i-read

[fr0g-queen-deactivated20240709]

Fluffy babies 😍 If I ever die and come back as a dog, I wanna be the smol white fluffball

[juicyprincessjoy]

😍😍😍

[aquariushawty]

HOW HE TREATS YOU IS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. DON’T TRY TO DECODE IT OR MAKE EXCUSES ITS SIMPLE. IF HE ACTS LIKE HE DON’T CARE, HE DON’T CARE.

[the-homie-sexual]

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

[dahmerslavalamp]

Unrealistic. Blocked.

[tobeagenius]

[overpricedvodka]

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

[koivulehma]

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[agustasjourney]

[prelimpotential]

hey fam, do any of you camp? we’re camping at the mittleiders and idk how to camp. like what to bring and shit. 

[freerangeeventing]

I do! feel free to IM me and I can give you some tips/answer any specific questions you have

[atributetosuccess]

Baby wipes. This is critical. As someone who also does not know how to camp but has camped, baby wipes.

[prelimpotential]

i do not have the baby variety but i have two packs of the face variety. 

[atributetosuccess]

This is adequate BUT I find that baby wipes dry you out less. You will smell more crisp with the baby wipes though.

Also personal advice, keep your shoes inside the tent and also always keep it zipped.

I say this as someone who will tear down a tent and die inside of it if there is a daddy long leg in there with me.

Tents are too small to be trapped inside with a bug.

[agustasjourney]

I camp too, you can message me as well. I'm a pretty serious camper. Girl Scout till I graduated and now do it for funzies 😎👍🏼

[geeky-galpal]

Dear white women feminists who loved Wonder Woman–

Listen, I also loved Wonder Woman. But I also think that Diana would be the first to note that we are not free until we are all free. So if you posted a thousand times about how important WW was for little girls to see, then I hope you are also prepared to post a thousand times about how important the new Black Panther movie is for black kids- girls and boys- to see.

I saw Wonder Woman, and I teared up the first time she stormed the battlefield in her full regalia. But, as a black woman, I couldn’t not notice that the women who looked like me played supporting, and largely non-speaking, background parts. Black Panther is the chance for women who look like me to see ourselves as the heroes in our own story. To see ourselves as warriors, as epic royalty, as fully actualized superheroes. In a major studio blockbuster, no less. Never- not ever- has that happened before.

We are looking forward to your support.

[agustasjourney]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

[weavemama]

this is why shouting “just adopt!!!” is a bullshit argument amongst pro-lifers bc there are laws like this that prevent a lot of people from adopting.

[whimsycore]

yall still out here calling the us a secular country when orphans might not be able to get adopted by non Christians????

[aesthetia-deactivated20220305]

you know how there are moonbeam girls? the soft ones with curves and a smile that makes everything feel safe. the ones you could hug all day and be warm forever. the ones who have those eyes that feel like coming home and a voice like a warm cup of tea and a blanket

and the sunshine girls? the ones who know themselves inside and out and are just comfortable in their own skin and make you feel wanted and beautiful because them even looking at you makes you feel special because they’re so amazing and how could someone that radiant even exist

and then the stardust girls? they’re just so ethereal and every way they move makes the world a little more brilliant and everything they do is perfect and makes you gasp because they’re too good for this world and they can’t possibly be human and there’s just so much in their mind and all you want is to climb inside and revel at their brilliance

and the galaxy girls? their laughter is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and when you make eye contact and they start to come towards you it’s like you finally know where you belong and they’re colorful and amazing and god how are they even here

and the sunset girls? all you really want is for them to hold you and sing to you and tell you stories because they have so much art in their souls aching to come out and all you want is to see them shine like you know they can because the world doesn’t deserve to see their creativity but god does it need to

girls are amazing and i love them

[agustasjourney]

Where's the one that's a walking catastrophe? Is that an earthquake girl? Maybe hurricane? Idk... I'm one of those for sure

[lagonegirl]

I’m crying… Congratulations Jamias Awesome job Ms. Wimbush!  Much love and respect! #blessings

Protect our Kids! Black love ❤️

[justcariii]

This why black teachers matter

[diekingdomcome]

So beautiful

[shesaried]

Um I need this to have more reblogs.

[kidacheree]

We need more teachers like this

[afromedjunkie-deactivated201708]

So beautiful and sad at the same time!

[ohreallywilly]

He wanted to hug her do bad, i love this.

[animalsnaps]