[amazoogle]

my dash did a thing :) no screenshot just telling u

[officialunitedstates]

Life hack:  they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely

[dafugbruh-deactivated20160512]

REALLY?

[officialunitedstates]

Nope, I was lying.  It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches.  Follow for more disillusionment.

[cosmog]

take a chill pill, your honor

[hey-key]

me playing sports

[cringing]

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

[cringing]

[clivas]

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

[shortvideosandstuff]

[woahbeau-deactivated20210116]

today in school I learned that if you do not want to have sex with your boyfriend you’re supposed to put your hands up and say “I do not wish to become sexually active” so I’ve been practicing 

after taking about 20 of these I realized that this might be why I’ve never had a boyfriend 

[iamaweirdunicorn]

[hiyokosai0nji-deactivated201401]

1-800 slap that hoe

[level-upper-deactivated20190113]

[imsodonewithjustinbieber]

[aguywholikesnachos]

PLS UPLOAD MORE BECAUS E I LOVE YOU

I want to too! Some big life stuff is goin' on and it's super scary, so I can't sit down and get passionate about it yet. I really hope it won't be too long! I haven't left, no worries!<3

[sovietnam]

[wizcoylifa]

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

[danryderpoetry]

[baka-its-not-like-i-really]

[aguywholikesnachos]

i hope everyone is ready for some FOOBAW

[jongyyy]

[catasters]