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"Touch me, and I swear to god I will slit your throat."
"Fucking asshole."
Behind every great man is a great woman.
Domestic Starter Package
"Just call in today."
"No I’m not made."
"The outside pipes need to be wrapped."
"Where’s the taco seasoning?"
"Yes dear."
"No dear."
"Are you going to take out the trash?"
"I took out the trash last week. It’s your turn."
"So…you wanna?"
"I don’t feel good."
"Do I have fever?"
"It’s ___ birthday. We need to get a card."
"What are you getting me for [insert event here]"
"Your feet are freezing!"
"Will you be my Snuggy Buggy?"
"Come be my heater."
"The tire’s flat."
"Can you check the oil in the car for me?"
"We are out of milk."
"We need to go grocery shopping."
"You know what’s missing? The pitter patter of tiny feet."
"I just cleaned that!"
"Can you open this?"
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Your cooking is going to kill me one day."
"I burned dinner."
"The dog peed on the floor."
"The cat peed in your shoe."
"Tacos? Again?"
"Please, I’m begging you. No more macaroni."
"Do you want to watch the SVU marathon with me tomorrow?"
"But you love me."
"Far too much."
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
The Morning After Sentence Starters
"Get out, get out, get out, get out!" “Do you remember anything from last night?” “Why are you in my bed?” “I’d offer you breakfast, but I think I’m too sore to move.” “So.. Was it good?” “Who topped?” “I thought you’d be gone by the time I woke up…” “I should go.” “This didn’t mean anything.” “We shouldn’t have done this…” “Of course I’m freaking out! You’re my friend!” “I’m guessing this was a one time thing?” “Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I’ll grab my clothes and get out of here.” “Good morning, hope you don’t mind me borrowing your shirt..” “I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?” “This stays between us.” “Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you.” “Are you sneaking out on me?” “So, how much for last night?” “Holy shit! she’s on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!” “Don’t answer it!” “Do you have any idea how wrong this was?” “We’re cheaters. We’re horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now.” “..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?”
Flesh [lmao ;p]
Send "Flesh" for my muses reaction to your muse pushing them up against a wall and biting their neck
"Brandon!" she mumbles, eyes wide but in pleasure not necessarily surprise. She admitted that she had thought about it, and being a teenage girl with wild ass hormones while being around someone like Brandon sucked, but it was still…odd. They had always been friends, nothing more. "What are you doing?" she manages to stutter out, pressing back harder against the wall.
He chuckled, feeling as though he was a different, much happier person now he had confessed his feelings he had developed over the years having known her on the Academy. “Do you happen to like long walks by the beach?” He asked with his flirty charm, whilst his hands were placed on her waist as he looked down at the brunette. “I did promise Rawdon to be his ride home. He’ll be clearly wasted but the night is young…”
Charlotte looked straight up at the boy, a curious look n her face. She wasn't worrying - all the stress of the past few years was gone, jut for now. "How cheesy. Really? Well, if you're offering..." she grinned, turning from the wall and walking backwards towards the car park. "We'll just get my brother to drop him home, it'll be alright."
"Well, glad to know my only presence can make such an effect on you."
"You're an asshole."
cell phone headcanons
send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including: - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone - my muse’s last text to your muse
Flesh [lmao ;p]
Send "Flesh" for my muses reaction to your muse pushing them up against a wall and biting their neck
"Brandon!" she mumbles, eyes wide but in pleasure not necessarily surprise. She admitted that she had thought about it, and being a teenage girl with wild ass hormones while being around someone like Brandon sucked, but it was still…odd. They had always been friends, nothing more. "What are you doing?" she manages to stutter out, pressing back harder against the wall.
"There’s just one kind of exci—" He interupted himself once the penny finally fell. The amusement on his face couldn’t be more obvious. "Wait, I am a genius. A handsome genius, in fact. How dare you?” The alcohol in his system was gradually wearing off and he was glad. “Do you want to carry on with the partying… or go somewhere else?”
Charlotte bursts out laughing, covering her mouth. "Oh, you get it now, hm? Meh. I won't argue with the handsome bit, that's for sure." Her hands reaches to his chest, where she puts it flat, palm down. "Your choice."
Flesh [lmao ;p]
Send "Flesh" for my muses reaction to your muse pushing them up against a wall and biting their neck
"Brandon!" she mumbles, eyes wide but in pleasure not necessarily surprise. She admitted that she had thought about it, and being a teenage girl with wild ass hormones while being around someone like Brandon sucked, but it was still…odd. They had always been friends, nothing more. "What are you doing?" she manages to stutter out, pressing back harder against the wall.
"It’s a form of expression… when someone makes the other excited. Let me be." He pouted his lips a little, playing a little with the cape that was wrapped around her. "We will be agent Bass and agent Stark-Potts someday. Well… the latter doesn’t sound as appealing as yours, doctor Stark-Potts, perhaps?”
"Excited, hm? What kind of excitement?" she teased, wiggling her eyebrows with a grin. "Agent Bass -- god, I can't wait for that to happen. And doctor sounds good. Makes you sound like a genius."
"Spit it out, Bass."
"That you are incredibly distracting. I can't focus when i'm around you."
"Wait, what is that supposed to mean?"
"Oh, nothing. Absolutely nothing. At all."
Flesh [lmao ;p]
Send "Flesh" for my muses reaction to your muse pushing them up against a wall and biting their neck
"Brandon!" she mumbles, eyes wide but in pleasure not necessarily surprise. She admitted that she had thought about it, and being a teenage girl with wild ass hormones while being around someone like Brandon sucked, but it was still…odd. They had always been friends, nothing more. "What are you doing?" she manages to stutter out, pressing back harder against the wall.
"Good. Awesome. Yay." He teased her, looking down at the ground once he felt his cheeks getting warmer than usual. "I’m sorry for storming off, though. I don’t what went through my head, ‘cause to be frank, I’m not the jealous type. The things you do to me, agent Bass.”
"Yay? Did you really just say yay?" she laughed, smirking softly as he began to blush. "Oh, I just have that affect on people. And, not officially an agent yet, but good as."
"Nope. I’m trying really, but I can hardly think of something."
"Mmm, too bad. Though, good considering I have work to do."