and nothing to get hung about

[asphodelforever]

asphodel | he/they

this blog exists to contain all of my hyperfixations else i give radiation sickness to my main blog mutuals. freak

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[acanfullofspiders]

once a teacher always a teacher

[wishbonemotel]

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

[kentodreaming]

i am sooo unbelievably tempted to put rocky into a sort of groundhog day scenario except the major twist is that the loop was self inflicted. rocky lived through the entire scenario once before. his grace died and he wanted to fix it. so: timeloop. that rocky would have just enough information to treasure his time with grace, but wouldnt know he made the timeloop so the question of stopping it would never be solved. cant risk the sudden onset development of ethics! in this way ryland grace is a kind of living but narratively dead wife

[kentodreaming]

rocky creates the myth of sisyphus out of his own beautiful mind

[gl0wf1shhhguy]

Rocky mate bad as hell or something like that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[elicxerr]

grace and his 300+ lb rock pet (read: owner)

[gl0wf1shhhguy]

Alright first time posting these critters please be nice

[nyenye0701]

adjustment period

[ndnbutch]

something I do find mildly funny about project hail mary is that like. okay I think Ryan Gosling was excellent casting, right? like I think he does a really phenomenal acting job and I enjoyed him in this movie immensely, he gives a very endearing and believable performance as this meek nerdy scientist. and sure, actors can and do radically change their body types for films pretty often, but I don’t think this particular work really called for that. so like it’s fine. but there just really is no particular narrative reason for Ryland Grace to be beefy and muscular the way Ryan Gosling is. like that’s not something that just happens to you, it’s something you have to build and maintain. idk a lot about astronaut training, I’m sure it’s probably good for them to be physically fit. but notably Grace was not intended to go into space until the last second. so it’s not like he was working out for that. And like I guess there’s really no reason why he can’t be a nerd and also a gym guy. but it just is kind of amusing how jacked he is for no good reason. like imagine you’re rocky and for some reason or another you do get to go to earth and meet other humans and learn more about human biology in general. like I know Rocky wouldn’t REALLY have a metric for human attractiveness or maybe even buffness. but I have to imagine at some point it would hit you like. grace hunky dreamboat question. grace cut sexy GQ underwear model question. why grace get put in spaceship question. grace should have been at club statement. shaking ass in jockstrap statement.

[nugbrownies]

Practices to learn graces face better, and the result of it. Featuring Ortiz!Rocky.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

One of the many downsides of the Hail Mary being a suicide mission is that Armando is likely only equipped to keep astronauts alive for as long as they're useful to the mission.

Obviously this is going to be reflected in the amount of painkillers and general medicines he's been supplied with— enough for three astronauts to last several months to a few years max— but also… there's really no point in keeping any of those astronauts alive after they stop being useful to the mission.

Grace finds this out when he gets to a certain point in his starvation on the journey to Erid and, instead of offering medical advice, Armando announces that Doctor Grace is far too sick to continue being of use and so it’s recommended that his fellow crew members euthanise him to save on resources.

That is. Not a good day for shipboard morale.

[headspace-hotel]

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

[natjennie]

genuinely I could talk forever about the different wavelengths that project hail mary is absolutely incredible on and the depth of meaning behind the imagery and the narrative and the cinematographic techniques. but my favorite is when grace and rocky are just absolute roommates. I truly believe with my whole chest that the moving-in sequence is the most important characterization in the piece. they are completely alien species and their worlds are ending and INSTANTLY they are best friends. clock bros. they are snarky and they butt heads and they're sarcastic and they're silly and they play and they laugh and they sing and they fight and they insult each other and they gross each other out and they're curious and they get emotional and they fail and they ache and they live!!!!!! despite it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they live and then "rocky make the door, you close the door" "why, I thought this was a safe neighborhood?" there they are, goofy as hell like nothing happened!!!!!!!!!!!

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[purplepenguintime]

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction