i wish i was poetic

but i'm not

[kimbasprite]

[thebootydiaries]

i blink 1 eye at a time so i can always see the haters coming

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *swallows my pride and texts first*

me: *gets ignored*

me: 911 i’d like to report a clown….her name is booboo the fool

[thebootydiaries]

any dating advice plz?? *blushes* 😣 halp x3 i need a waifu ❤ when i die x-x and go to anime heaven!! :3 XD *wags tail* *bops your nose* x)c sowwy 2 b0th3r u!! >O< !1!

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight

me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it

[thebootydiaries]

me when i get 0 likes: likes are a social construct. ur alive but are u LIVING? kids out here liking posts but when did they last LIKE their MOTHERS? ☕️🐸

[thebootydiaries]

Trump went from “Hello sir nice to meet you” to “your daughter can’t enter the country” real quick 😍👅👅

[thebootydiaries]

ya 💁 i drink milk 👄🍼 but at least i’m not 🙅🏽🙅🏽🍻🚫❌ an alcohol attic ☕️☕️🐸🐸🐸🐸

[shibainu-komugi]

今日の柴犬の小麦さん #shiba #dog #komugi #柴犬 #shibainu

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

[hoodrichjay]

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

[gypped]

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

[thursday]

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

[kiusaus]

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

[memeseverdie]

I hate it when people say “I’m Russian” but you ain’t in no hurry

[absolutelyobliterated-blog1]

i hate when people say “Iran” but they just jogged

[gelatins]

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

[adrianshidden]

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

[adrianshidden]

how is that racist

[peachraptor]

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[badlydrawnoldmanspeedy-blog]

I’m gonna doot doot

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]