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Mercutio & Tybalt // Cleo & Jake

Jake’s jaw hung he pretended to slap away Cleo’s prying hand, “You need to ask before grabbing the goods,” He said through his grin, “Good, do it. I bet the headmaster will give me a high five next time I visit,” He tilted his head to the side, “I accidentally wind up in sorority houses all the time, don’t worry. I get you.” He laughed, throwing his head back as she defended Nina, “I’ll bet you do like Nina. Especially considering how fond you are of grabbing boobs.” He raised his eyebrows suggestively. Jacob finally looked away as she complained about missing what was happening, before turning back, “Sorry. You can pause it while we make out if that makes you feel better.”

#p:Jake #i love him so much

Cleo just flicked the hair out of her face, "I'm sorry that you feel that way. I'll try to respect your decisions in the near future." Rolling her eyes again, Cleo just nodded, "I'm sure he would. I always imagined that school having an abrupt principal that forced them to run his meth lab under the school or something." Sitting herself up, Cleo walked past him, knocking him on the head gently as she went past, "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Do you want a drink?" Sticking her head around the corner, thinking he was actually saying something with substance, she just groaned, "Oh, that's a really good idea! Then, I'll turn the volume up once I'm kicking your ass."

tahlia-daven

Nah.

You sure look mad. Maybe you just have a resting angry face like me.

#c:Tahlia

I’m sure I’d find a different expression to use in reaction to a few particular people.

Hot people or bad people? Or both?

At least someone thinks so.

If everyone agreed you wouldn't have anyone to furrow them at and that would just defeat the purpose, right?

I’m usually very mad, yes.

Yeah, but at least you look cute when you furrow your eyebrows.

You mad or nah?

#kakahistarter

Mercutio & Tybalt // Cleo & Jake

Jacob’s mouth dropped open as he played offended, his hands covering his chest, “These are all natural, thank you very much.” He almost yelled, relaxing back with a smug nod, “Pervert capital of the universe.” Jake corrected as if it was something to be proud of, “You can’t blame me for the way I am. You’ll have to send you complaints into the school.” He stared at Cleo for a few moment, his eyes narrowing slowly before he spoke, “Believe me, I wish you were the sleaziest sleazeball here.” Jake continued to joke, “Maybe not, but the reputations sticks.” He shrugged, “Besides, there’s always more proof than valid arguments. Like… Look at Nina Kahu. She definitely went to Kakahi High.”He played, wiggling his eyebrows as he held his stare on Cleo.

Cleo sat up momentarily, taking the opportunity to grab at his non-existant chest, "Really? They don't quite feel genuine." Bringing her legs up so that she can rest her head on her knees, "I'll be sure to do that. I'll send a harshly-worded letter." Looking at him from her peripheral vision, smirking, "Yes, well, the reputation isn't something I'm particularly proud of, nor am I proud of the fact that I live in a sorority. It wasn't quite where I planned I would be at." Looking to him with her lips forming a perfect O, "Hey! I like Nina Kahu, thank you very much! She's a nice girl." Feeling him staring, Cleo just raised an eyebrow, "I invited you here for Law and Order, and you're causing me to miss the important plot points."

#p:Jake

Mercutio & Tybalt // Cleo & Jake

"That’s why I’d chase you. No matter how good the surgeon is, nothing beats real boobs." Jake jerked his head to one side with a grin as he spoke to Cleo, "You’re an open book," He shrugged, sliding down the couch slightly to get comfortable. Jacob was caught off guard as she hit him with a pillow, quickly snatching it from her. Letting his head roll back, he finally let out a loud laugh at himself as she insulted him, "I think it was actually Sacred Heart. You try spending every single day since you can remember with nothing but boys bound together by strict school rules and high expectations. You’re lucky I’m all talk." His laughter slowed as he relaxed, "Why aren’t you sleazy, Kanaloa?”

"Yeah, you'd know. Yours are looking really stiff today, just so you know." Moving her body so that she was facing the TV, Cleo bit the inside of her cheek to keep herself from laughing, an inflation of his ego not being needed just yet, "Oh yeah, I forgot you went to Sacred Heart, pervert capital of the globe." Raising an eyebrow, she scoffed, "I'd hardly say you're all talk. Whatever you believe though." Frowning, Cleo rolled her eyes, "Who says I'm not sleazy? I'm the sleaziest sleazeball in Kanaloa College, you've got me all mixed." Pressing play on the remote, she repositioned herself around him, "College isn't dependent on where you go. It's what you do with it. I just choose not to take a side degree of dick with my course."

#p:Jake

Mercutio & Tybalt // Cleo & Jake

Jake laughed under his breath as he watched as Cleo locked the door, his eyes following her as she moved to the couch, “If I was a psycho killer, I’d definitely think pick you as the ripest plum,” He jokingly reassured her as he lifted her ankles up so he could take a seat on the couch under her legs, “By the looks of it their lives do revolve around the action they’re getting.” He scoffed before shrugging, turning to look down at her, “Finals? Oh yeah. Because you’re like smart-slutty, right? That’s a compliment, don’t worry,” He babbled on, “Well at least we have a willing selection waiting for when we want to turn this,” He paused for a beat to gesture between the two of them, “Into a threesome. Nothing to complain about really!” He beamed as he playfully slapped her leg in hopes he wasn’t taking his stupid advances too seriously, finally leaning into his seat.

Letting her laugh roll to the back of her throat, Cleo just rolled her eyes, "Well, I'm flattered, but I'm sure those girls out there would run a little slower than me due to their plastic chest adaptations, let's put it that way." Crinkling her nose, she let her legs go limp on him, turning the TV on as she listened, "Oh, you know me so well. I'm extremely sexually ambiguous, but I like to settle and do a bit of revision sometimes." Glancing at him nervously, she let her eyes drift to her door as she tried to catch on to what he was suggesting, reaching behind her head to grab a cushion as it finally clicked and hitting him in the chest with it, "Oh my god, you're an actual pig. I didn't know they bred them sleazy at the University of Kakahi. Jesus."

#p:Jake

alec-fck

You name it! I’m yours!

I might keep that favor up my sleeve, since you seem to know everyone around here, but thanks Shopping Cart.

#c:Carter

Mercutio & Tybalt // Cleo & Jake

Still telling himself that Cleo had actually invited him over to watch Law and Order, Jake walked tall as she led the way back to her sorority house. He was aware the girl had her reservations about him, but he was never not going to take advantage of the opportunity to watch good TV with an attractive girl, even though he probably already had every line of each episode memorized. He stopped in his tracks as she said his name, looking confused for a moment before realizing what she was talking about, “No talking, alright.” He agreed, though he smirked and casually greeted everyone he passed on the way to her room, swiftly moving on before they had time to respond, “They seem nice.” He concluded, “Straight out of a college movie.”

Cleo walked nervously through her hallways, already noticing the shift in the air. Sorority life definitely wasn't for most, and many thought it wasn't for her, but it was convenient living and the girls looked out for her, but it wasn't anything with substance. If these girls could get their hands on Jake, no doubt they would, so even getting him through was difficult, especially since he seemed to think it was funny. Nodding and smiling at the ravishing tales placed with her as she walked past, she let Jake in first before closing her door behind them and flicking the latch, "Straight out of every college movie, more importantly every horror movie that ends up with all the college girls dying. I swear to god, every stereotype is out there. If a real killer were to break in, it would be hard to pick the ripest plum in the bush." Lying herself down on the couch, she hit the switch for her AC to crank up, "It's not even funny how they fight over guys either. It's like they want people to think their lives revolve around their sex lives. It's really gross, but they only bother me when finals come around and when I have friends around, so.. It's bearable."

#p:Caleb

alec-fck

Oh my gosh you are awesome! thankyou!

Finally, recognition for my hard work. You're welcome, but you owe me.

#c:Carter

alec-fck

Really? at least someone gained something out of it

#someone probby put it up as a joke but shes like .. nah i'll let him have his moment #c:Carter

You should just wait until the next party. I bet you that you'll be getting recognized by a fair few girls. You're welcome.

Mercutio & Tybalt // Cleo & Jake

I think the word you’re looking for is adorable. But, yeah yeah, I’m coming.

#idk what this shit was bye #p:Jake

If Cleo wasn't so chilled out from the fact that she'd gotten a pay rise, she might not have agreed to hang out with Jake. It wasn't that he wasn't a good guy, or funny, or cute, but he had a reputation and he was also weirder than her old neighbor who used to steal her washing. Walking home with him wasn't all that awkward either, surprisingly, and Cleo almost found herself enjoying his conversation, though she wouldn't admit that to him, or anyone in fact. Turning the corner, Cleo suddenly remembered that she did live in a house full of girls, and it turned her a bit sour, "Er, Jake. Just.. try to follow me to my room without talking to anyone. The girls in my hallway are.. questionable. Okay?" More like willing to suck his dick for five dollars.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who read between the lines and picked up the sexual tension between those two.

Honestly, some of the stuff that comes out of your mouth is too ridiculous, and you're cutting into my Olivia Benson time. Are you comin' or what?

#c:Jake #ARE WE PARAING

Oh come on, we don’t call you either of those things. We call you the smart sorority slut!

You know that isn't an insult for me. I swear to God that's a condition to get into my sorority, even though, y'know, I love all the girls. I don't know how I got in.