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@fvckemmy
I’d consider it life changing. It’s like taking a bath in holy water. But you know, some people get frightened being in the presence of someone with such grace.Â
That must be it! All your grace is intimidating. Telling your haters to... you know... That is grace.
How would you consider it?
Frightening.
I’d say it’s a win win. Sucking my ass is a privilege.
That's not how I'd consider it. But good for your haters, I suppose.
I don’t know why everyone doesn’t appreciate my dance moves. All the haters can suck my ass because it will be making an appearance at the grad party.Â
You'd enjoy that too much though. Right, fedora boy?
001 - IF I AIN'T GOT YOU
Buying airplane tickets is absolutely the worst.
I don't see where the stress would be, but it might be worth getting a travel agent.
I’m so ready for the end of the school year. I’ve even got all my food and movies prepared for a movie marathon.
Let me guess... Scary movies with weak plots along with a few Zach Galifianakis films with zero plot?
Someone bring ice cream to my place. I will give you kisses and cuddles. I feel sick, honestly. Take my sick kisses.
I'm not sure you're going to get much with that offer as long as you're sick. Next time, I'd keep that information to myself until they turned up with the goods.
Exactly. How have you been cutie?Â
Good. A little too busy to be bored. You?
@emmyslaw: fantasizing about @cleonardodicaprio before work #firm #squats
People are just obsessed with themselves sometimes.
Yeah, unlike you, huh?
Wow. I told you, I can live with my friend not being a porn star. Would totally make it easier to introduce you to people.Â
Well, I'm glad there was a silver lining for you.
It’s definitely not because you never went through with your offer of showing me that bar you were talking about…
I decided I could return my library books alone after you sounded so disappointed about the whole porn star thing.
Not quite.Â
How unfortunate.
Well you would have at least one if you’d quit being a cold hearted bitch…Â
I like to think of myself as safe rather than cold-hearted. I thought that's what kept you persistent.
That’s not exactly a bad thing you know.
I wouldn't know, would I? Not having any friends and all.
No, I think you’ll do just fine. And from what I can tell you have pretty robot-like emotions anyway.Â
Wow! I've never heard anything like that before. I guess I should feel honored, hm?
